Police. A bunch of useless fcuks
17 October 2006, 03:47 PM
#121
Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
I don't know how you cope keeping 25% of those EVIL people that we never dreamed existed at bay...... or do those stats include drunks fighting and kiddies stealing mars bars? 
17 October 2006, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Felix.
Cover everything mate. Thefts, burglaries, damage, assaults, domestic assault, rapes, sexuall assaults etc etc
17 October 2006, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by WHEELSHOP0_0
I know I love it , Just this damn tight jacket that makes me have to type with my teeth.
17 October 2006, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
^^^Those lot are in the other 75% though, the 'got away with it / too difficult to catch / I might get hurt trying' group.............
Anyway, since when have we backed away incase we get hurt......
17 October 2006, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Felix.
No. All included together as a total.
Anyway, since when have we backed away incase we get hurt......
Anyway, since when have we backed away incase we get hurt......
17 October 2006, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by WHEELSHOP0_0
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17 October 2006, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
In a strange 'silence of the lambs' style way..... and by measuring the spacing between those letters.......... I now know the size of your left bollock
Everyone knows the left one.
17 October 2006, 04:26 PM
#129
The public's perception of the Police is a real problem in society these days. It not just the public's fault and its not just the Police's fault but something needs to change.
Ive been saying for a long time that highway patrol and speed enforcement should be contracted out to other agencies. Lets face it most of the public dislike the Police because they have had a speedign ticket off them in the past!
Si
Ive been saying for a long time that highway patrol and speed enforcement should be contracted out to other agencies. Lets face it most of the public dislike the Police because they have had a speedign ticket off them in the past!
Si
And I don't think I need go into my personal reasons, they are fairly well documented on here anyway).I'd STRONGLY disagree with the second point, if we were to contract out road enforcement, it'd become an even bigger cash cow than it already is, with even sneakier enforcement.
And your third point is only HALF right: Most of the public dislike the police because they have had a speeding ticket off them in the past................and insufficient input when they've REALLY needed HELP
Alcazar
17 October 2006, 04:30 PM
#130
Originally Posted by Evo6SAMI
'(I made a complaint as my eldest was due on the site three days later. HE would have deliberately gone again, incited the guy, killed his dog and given THE BLOKE a kicking My complaint nipped this in the bud )'
LOL i love reading all this hardman talk on scoobynet. Keyboard warriors lol. I'll take the bait anyway in scoobynet tradition- THANK GOD YOUR ELDEST RESTRAINED HIMSELF. HE'S A PROPER BIGMAN.
LOL i love reading all this hardman talk on scoobynet. Keyboard warriors lol. I'll take the bait anyway in scoobynet tradition- THANK GOD YOUR ELDEST RESTRAINED HIMSELF. HE'S A PROPER BIGMAN.
And HE didn't restrain himself, I restrained him by making it official, so that if he went daft on me, he'd be in shtuck with the local dibble .............something even he's not soft enough to do abroad
What a soft lad YOU are
Try READING posts properly, before posting, or were you distracted by someone wanting their Big Mac?Alcazar
17 October 2006, 05:26 PM
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'How does recounting what I know my eldest's reaction would have been, make ME a keyboard warrior?'
I was trying to point out that its all very well typing out macho stuff on a keyboard but in reality your probably a softlad like my friend 'stilover'. Most NORMAL people don't come on here spouting everyday confrontations they have. They just get on with it. As i've said before its a geek thing. You all like to feel important- too much bullying at skool
I was trying to point out that its all very well typing out macho stuff on a keyboard but in reality your probably a softlad like my friend 'stilover'. Most NORMAL people don't come on here spouting everyday confrontations they have. They just get on with it. As i've said before its a geek thing. You all like to feel important- too much bullying at skool
17 October 2006, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Felix.
No. Since you ask, its a medical degree from Liverpool Uni
a simple yes or no rather than trying to prove yourself the 'big man' would have sufficed
Originally Posted by Felix.
The point is if you stick to the speed limits, you can't get done. I know everyone speeds, but just except the fact that if you do, you might get caught.
save the sanctimonious lectures for the real criminals
Lord Shrek.....if i get caught speeding just give me the fekin ticket......i dont want to hear the felix 'why are you doing 32mph in a 30 zone' lecture in the back of the traffic car
17 October 2006, 05:45 PM
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I was reading this very amusing thread when at work today... Some excellent retorts. 
(arent the coppers proud )
In all serious, and no keyboard warrioring intended, what Evo6SAMI says about the behaviour of him and his dog when out walking is astounding. I have owned staffy's for 18 years (am on my third staffie and my second rescue one). 
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I have only once had the misfortune of some irresponsible retard walking a dog off a lead in a public place confront one of my dogs and that was an old man who it wasnt safe to hit.
My mother was walking her dog (on a lead) 2 weeks ago when a rotty off a lead went for her dog...These owners are not responsibly excercising their dogs, they are irresonsible retards unfit to own a dog.
It is not the job of the dog owner who walks a dog on a lead in public places to find a quiet spot to let it off its lead. It is the the owner of the "gobby" dogs responsibility to muzzle it in public and train it not to be aggressive.
At the end of the day why isnt it muzzled anyway if you know it might have a go?
Walk a bit further in future (you fat ****) and then it wont need to be let off the lead in public (and you might lose a few pounds yourself...) 
As a responsible dog owner of a potentially "nails" breed I was appalled at your blaze' approach to dog on dog action of the non humping variety
Sti's sister/birds experience was shocking, the owner should be warned by Sti, if the police wont do it now it has been reported.
PS, no machismo and never bullied at school, just an honest opinion, which of course, if you dont like, you shove up your evos' peawhistle exhaust
(arent the coppers proud )In all serious, and no keyboard warrioring intended, what Evo6SAMI says about the behaviour of him and his dog when out walking is astounding
. I have owned staffy's for 18 years (am on my third staffie and my second rescue one). :I have only once had the misfortune of some irresponsible retard walking a dog off a lead in a public place confront one of my dogs and that was an old man who it wasnt safe to hit.
My mother was walking her dog (on a lead) 2 weeks ago when a rotty off a lead went for her dog...These owners are not responsibly excercising their dogs, they are irresonsible retards unfit to own a dog.
It is not the job of the dog owner who walks a dog on a lead in public places to find a quiet spot to let it off its lead. It is the the owner of the "gobby" dogs responsibility to muzzle it in public and train it not to be aggressive.
At the end of the day why isnt it muzzled anyway if you know it might have a go?
Walk a bit further in future (you fat ****) and then it wont need to be let off the lead in public (and you might lose a few pounds yourself...) As a responsible dog owner of a potentially "nails" breed I was appalled at your blaze' approach to dog on dog action of the non humping variety
Sti's sister/birds experience was shocking, the owner should be warned by Sti, if the police wont do it now it has been reported.
PS, no machismo and never bullied at school, just an honest opinion, which of course, if you dont like, you shove up your evos' peawhistle exhaust
17 October 2006, 05:55 PM
#134
Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
i didnt ask about your degree big man only whether you had 1 from oxford in 'urangatang ergonomics'
a simple yes or no rather than trying to prove yourself the 'big man' would have sufficed
a simple yes or no rather than trying to prove yourself the 'big man' would have sufficed
Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
fek me the streets will be a safer place with the likes of your brain working over-time to work that one out
save the sanctimonious lectures for the real criminals
Lord Shrek.....if i get caught speeding just give me the fekin ticket......i dont want to hear the felix 'why are you doing 32mph in a 30 zone' lecture in the back of the traffic car
save the sanctimonious lectures for the real criminals
Lord Shrek.....if i get caught speeding just give me the fekin ticket......i dont want to hear the felix 'why are you doing 32mph in a 30 zone' lecture in the back of the traffic car
17 October 2006, 06:05 PM
#135
Originally Posted by Evo6SAMI
'How does recounting what I know my eldest's reaction would have been, make ME a keyboard warrior?'
I was trying to point out that its all very well typing out macho stuff on a keyboard but in reality your probably a softlad like my friend 'stilover'. Most NORMAL people don't come on here spouting everyday confrontations they have. They just get on with it. As i've said before its a geek thing. You all like to feel important- too much bullying at skool
I was trying to point out that its all very well typing out macho stuff on a keyboard but in reality your probably a softlad like my friend 'stilover'. Most NORMAL people don't come on here spouting everyday confrontations they have. They just get on with it. As i've said before its a geek thing. You all like to feel important- too much bullying at skool
It sems to be YOU that has a bee in his bonnet about who's soft, who's hard and who's not
Are YOU being bullied at school
Alcazar
17 October 2006, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
There seems to be a bit of "degree snobbery" going on here, lads...........
Alcazar, (yep TWO! ) And I'm a fekkin HGV driver!
Alcazar, (yep
TWO! ) And I'm a fekkin HGV driver! 
17 October 2006, 06:18 PM
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Ive found some of the most moronic people who lack common sense in possesion of a degree. Unless your a proffesional dog trainer everyones opinion here olds the same weight degree or no degree.
"ooooo but yes I make more money than you"
dont mention my spelling i see it
"ooooo but yes I make more money than you"
dont mention my spelling i see it
17 October 2006, 06:30 PM
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'As a responsible dog owner of a potentially "nails" breed I was appalled at your blaze' approach to dog on dog action of the non humping variety
Sti's sister/birds experience was shocking, the owner should be warned by Sti, if the police wont do it now it has been reported.'
We have a thirdhand account of the dog owner's actions by a plonka whose obviously doesn't like the guy anyway. His story has changed more than a confused transvestite. There are two sides to every story.
Sti's sister/birds experience was shocking, the owner should be warned by Sti, if the police wont do it now it has been reported.'
We have a thirdhand account of the dog owner's actions by a plonka whose obviously doesn't like the guy anyway. His story has changed more than a confused transvestite. There are two sides to every story.
17 October 2006, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Evo6SAMI
'As a responsible dog owner of a potentially "nails" breed I was appalled at your blaze' approach to dog on dog action of the non humping variety
Sti's sister/birds experience was shocking, the owner should be warned by Sti, if the police wont do it now it has been reported.'
We have a thirdhand account of the dog owner's actions by a plonka whose obviously doesn't like the guy anyway. His story has changed more than a confused transvestite. There are two sides to every story.
Sti's sister/birds experience was shocking, the owner should be warned by Sti, if the police wont do it now it has been reported.'
We have a thirdhand account of the dog owner's actions by a plonka whose obviously doesn't like the guy anyway. His story has changed more than a confused transvestite. There are two sides to every story.
Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
******* ****
17 October 2006, 06:43 PM
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Abdabz in reply to your post i am a responsible dog owner. My local park there are countless number of dogs and most of the time they all get on. But occasionally one of the dogs might have a barnie at another(like kids). But we all don't turn round to the owner if its an ISOLATED incident and tell them to muzzle it. Has your dog never had a go at anything? How ******* stupid are you?
17 October 2006, 07:26 PM
#144
Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Tried that but coffee table causes a problem..... managed to measure under it using a 'Banner Shatter-Resistant' ruler though......
Aah Banner shatter resistant, brings back memories of High School. They were a bast@rd to carry in the pocket though!
17 October 2006, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Felix.
No. Since you ask, its a medical degree from Liverpool Uni
I don't really care about speeding - I'm a response officer and not traffic.
The point is if you stick to the speed limits, you can't get done. I know everyone speeds, but just except the fact that if you do, you might get caught.
I don't really care about speeding - I'm a response officer and not traffic.
The point is if you stick to the speed limits, you can't get done. I know everyone speeds, but just except the fact that if you do, you might get caught.
You might have a bit more careful in the post where you were filling us in on your educational achievements, at least.
Couldn't resist. Sorry.
