Paul3446

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office." The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor,"
she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stink terribly!" The doctor says, "Good!!!
Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing.

miss*scoobygav555*

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
for her
first day promptly at 8:00 AM.


The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up,
putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
2 men
march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to
pile up.


At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me
Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps
it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bur sts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
face, "but I
think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

Carla..