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Old 14 November 2006, 12:26 PM
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It's looking black ower Bills mothers (It may rain!)

It's a bit napish at back o't napper (It's a bit cold)

It's neither nowt nor summat

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Old 14 November 2006, 12:34 PM
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If the wind changes, your face will stay that way.

The vinegar/gravy stroke

The sound of silence (They'll struggle with that one)

Cant see the wood for the trees.

Bunch of fives/fivers.

Slap you daft.

Top of your voice.

I'm stiff as a board.

Out of breath.

My head is killing me.

Never say never.

Play the white man
Old 14 November 2006, 12:39 PM
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Wipe that smile off your face

Put some elbow grease into it

Old 14 November 2006, 12:41 PM
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i am always told to ''shut my face''
Old 14 November 2006, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i am always told to ''shut my face''
Shut yer face
Old 14 November 2006, 12:43 PM
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i cant be arsed
Old 14 November 2006, 12:43 PM
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bag of w@nk

piece of ****
Old 14 November 2006, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Norman D. Landing
bag of w@nk

piece of ****
thats possible to do though
Old 14 November 2006, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
thats possible to do though
If the bags big enough, of course
Old 14 November 2006, 12:56 PM
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**** in yer hat and punch it.
Old 14 November 2006, 12:58 PM
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Anyone remember the Viz Book of Crap Jokes? Plenty of these in there, illustrated. Particularly the Thing series.
Old 14 November 2006, 01:03 PM
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**** my *** and call me sally, although when swiss tony says it I do wonder
Old 14 November 2006, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Norman D. Landing
If the wind changes, your face will stay that way.

The vinegar/gravy stroke

The sound of silence (They'll struggle with that one)

Cant see the wood for the trees.

Bunch of fives/fivers.

Slap you daft.

Top of your voice.

I'm stiff as a board.

Out of breath.

My head is killing me.

Never say never.

Play the white man
The lad doesnt say out of breath, he says he has no fresh air left, and all his puff has gone (usually after playing rugby)
Old 14 November 2006, 07:29 PM
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dont get your knickers in a twist

take your foot out of your mouth

a pig just flew by the window

duck and you'll lay an egg
Old 14 November 2006, 09:20 PM
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**** the bed.






Old 14 November 2006, 09:36 PM
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Pull your finger out!!!
Old 14 November 2006, 09:38 PM
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Keep your eye on the ball?
Old 14 November 2006, 09:39 PM
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'she's had more nuts in her mouth than a squirrel' is one of my favourites
Old 14 November 2006, 10:58 PM
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I'll knock you into the back of next week
Old 14 November 2006, 10:58 PM
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He/She is so mean - They only breath in.
Old 14 November 2006, 11:01 PM
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Some more child friendly than others
"blow your socks off"
"it's the dog's danglies"
"and pigs might fly"
Old 14 November 2006, 11:07 PM
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If you keep eating (Rice Crispies / Weetabix / Cornflakes etc) You'll turn into one
Old 15 November 2006, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po





Did you have to cut down the number of pastes you did - the one thing about these little beauties is that they seem to use a lot of code/characters to show them. Simon will need to buy a new server in order to show these on every post
Old 15 November 2006, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by hades
"and pigs might fly"
Old 17 November 2006, 03:30 PM
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Sick as a feckin dog



Old 17 November 2006, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Sick as a feckin dog



Old 17 November 2006, 04:27 PM
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it's 'pearl harber' (There's a nasty nip in the air)

Mouth as dry as a nuns ****
Old 17 November 2006, 04:45 PM
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"and I turned around and said"... Does this mean that everytime someone says something they spin 360 degress in a Disco Stu stylee?
Me thinks not!
Hence this is appropriate for your list!
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