Funniest Movie Scene
21 November 2006, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
'Is that you John Wayne ?'
Also the Terence and Philip "Uncle ******" song in South Park.
And Team America "I will put a jihad on your ***". "Durka durka".
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21 November 2006, 10:30 PM
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Scene from Love, Honour & Obey.
Perry Benson (Fat Alan) in a bar and tries to show off his martial arts skills and asks (Jonny) to stab him. He is then stabbed by (Jonny) Jonny Lee Miller and taken outside by his "mates" and left. Perry Proceeds to huff and puff in pain. Some times later he decides to phone an ambulance and gets his mobile out of his pocket then has to contort himself to get a signal.
Not at all funny when described, but has me on the floor every time I see it.
Perry Benson (Fat Alan) in a bar and tries to show off his martial arts skills and asks (Jonny) to stab him. He is then stabbed by (Jonny) Jonny Lee Miller and taken outside by his "mates" and left. Perry Proceeds to huff and puff in pain. Some times later he decides to phone an ambulance and gets his mobile out of his pocket then has to contort himself to get a signal.
Not at all funny when described, but has me on the floor every time I see it.
21 November 2006, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by 555Rob555
Pretty much all of shaun of the dead, But in particular when his mum says "They were a bit bitety"
Cracks me up everytime.
Cracks me up everytime.
love the corneto bit here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNvIRVd2RPc
21 November 2006, 11:51 PM
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Can't remember the film but the scene's set in a cinema. A couple wearing strange glasses are sitting watching two people fighting on screen .
At the same time 2 people are fighting on the stage in front of the screen unintentionally matching the onscreen moves blow for blow.
One person on stage (and on the screen) throws a punch which misses its target and smacks one of the seated couple bang on the nose.
He turns to his missus sitting next to him and exclaims (deadpan) "blimey, these new 3d films are very realistic"
Anybody remember which film this is?
At the same time 2 people are fighting on the stage in front of the screen unintentionally matching the onscreen moves blow for blow.
One person on stage (and on the screen) throws a punch which misses its target and smacks one of the seated couple bang on the nose.
He turns to his missus sitting next to him and exclaims (deadpan) "blimey, these new 3d films are very realistic"
Anybody remember which film this is?
22 November 2006, 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Alg
Can't remember the film but the scene's set in a cinema. A couple wearing strange glasses are sitting watching two people fighting on screen .
At the same time 2 people are fighting on the stage in front of the screen unintentionally matching the onscreen moves blow for blow.
One person on stage (and on the screen) throws a punch which misses its target and smacks one of the seated couple bang on the nose.
He turns to his missus sitting next to him and exclaims (deadpan) "blimey, these new 3d films are very realistic"
Anybody remember which film this is?
At the same time 2 people are fighting on the stage in front of the screen unintentionally matching the onscreen moves blow for blow.
One person on stage (and on the screen) throws a punch which misses its target and smacks one of the seated couple bang on the nose.
He turns to his missus sitting next to him and exclaims (deadpan) "blimey, these new 3d films are very realistic"
Anybody remember which film this is?
Hope that helps
One of my favourites:
"Don't shoot, or the ****** gets it"
22 November 2006, 08:29 AM
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A film about a guying who gets back into dating.
He meets a girl and she has some luminous condoms.
He's getting jiggy with here when her hubby turns up.
Bloke hides in wardrobe - hubby then gets another condom and gets into bed.
Hears something in the wardrobe and jump out of bed to investigate.
All done in patch black and all you see is two luminous condoms running round the room fighting.
Next scene the boy is in the police station being done for **** fighting.
Very Very Funny
He meets a girl and she has some luminous condoms.
He's getting jiggy with here when her hubby turns up.
Bloke hides in wardrobe - hubby then gets another condom and gets into bed.
Hears something in the wardrobe and jump out of bed to investigate.
All done in patch black and all you see is two luminous condoms running round the room fighting.
Next scene the boy is in the police station being done for **** fighting.
Very Very Funny
22 November 2006, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by tmo
Blazing saddles
And the bit where all the klukkers notice he's got black hands under the bedsheet
22 November 2006, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by tmo
spider on the face scene in home alone, a fantastic scream
Also what I think was Dumb & Dumber when they go through that tunnel thing to get on to a plane, but the plane aint there and they just fall out the end.
22 November 2006, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by 555Rob555
Pretty much all of shaun of the dead, But in particular when his mum says "They were a bit bitety"
Cracks me up everytime.
Cracks me up everytime.
I laughed my nuts off at that in the cimema.
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Regrettably I was the only one!!
Has no-one else seen the original Night of the living dead??? 
Take you pic from the Naked gun, Blazing saddles, Airplane etc...
Ns04 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quite drinking"
22 November 2006, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by jasey
A film about a guying who gets back into dating.
He meets a girl and she has some luminous condoms.
He's getting jiggy with here when her hubby turns up.
Bloke hides in wardrobe - hubby then gets another condom and gets into bed.
Hears something in the wardrobe and jump out of bed to investigate.
All done in patch black and all you see is two luminous condoms running round the room fighting.
Next scene the boy is in the police station being done for **** fighting.
Very Very Funny
He meets a girl and she has some luminous condoms.
He's getting jiggy with here when her hubby turns up.
Bloke hides in wardrobe - hubby then gets another condom and gets into bed.
Hears something in the wardrobe and jump out of bed to investigate.
All done in patch black and all you see is two luminous condoms running round the room fighting.
Next scene the boy is in the police station being done for **** fighting.
Very Very Funny
Wow, I remember this. No idea of the film though. I think the dating chap has a beard, and I saw it about 20 yrs ago at a mate's house on video.
22 November 2006, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
Wow, I remember this. No idea of the film though. I think the dating chap has a beard, and I saw it about 20 yrs ago at a mate's house on video.
Then it came to me - Skin Deep - Blake Edwards - No wonder it was funny
22 November 2006, 12:47 PM
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There are so many but I'd put a vote forward for South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
The scene where Satan and Saddam Hussein are in bed and Satan thinks that Saddam's going off him
Satan : "How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?"
Saddam : "Satan, your *** is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?"
The scene where Satan and Saddam Hussein are in bed and Satan thinks that Saddam's going off him
Satan : "How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?"
Saddam : "Satan, your *** is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?"
22 November 2006, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Alg
Can't remember the film but the scene's set in a cinema. A couple wearing strange glasses are sitting watching two people fighting on screen .
At the same time 2 people are fighting on the stage in front of the screen unintentionally matching the onscreen moves blow for blow.
One person on stage (and on the screen) throws a punch which misses its target and smacks one of the seated couple bang on the nose.
He turns to his missus sitting next to him and exclaims (deadpan) "blimey, these new 3d films are very realistic"
Anybody remember which film this is?
At the same time 2 people are fighting on the stage in front of the screen unintentionally matching the onscreen moves blow for blow.
One person on stage (and on the screen) throws a punch which misses its target and smacks one of the seated couple bang on the nose.
He turns to his missus sitting next to him and exclaims (deadpan) "blimey, these new 3d films are very realistic"
Anybody remember which film this is?
But think you've all forgotten the classic "Top Secret"
Make me laugh every time i watch that. lol
"I know a llittle german, he's sitting over there"
Not forgetting the dressed up as a cow bit.
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22 November 2006, 12:53 PM
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Classic line from Waynes World that always tickles me
Kim Bassinger "Would you like to have dinner some night?"
Garth "Oh, I like to have dinner every night."
Kim Bassinger "Would you like to have dinner some night?"
Garth "Oh, I like to have dinner every night."
22 November 2006, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
Right film, wrong scene Funniest scene in any film ever is Trains, Planes and Automobiles when Steve Martin returns to the car rental place and is somewhat disgruntled!
Funniest scene in any film ever is Trains, Planes and Automobiles when Steve Martin returns to the car rental place and is somewhat disgruntled!
22 November 2006, 12:59 PM
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2 words - Biggus Dickus...
Shrek - when he and donkey are going to rescue the princess "You gotta warn me when you're gonna crack one off like that - my mouth was open an' everything..."
Shrek - when he and donkey are going to rescue the princess "You gotta warn me when you're gonna crack one off like that - my mouth was open an' everything..."
22 November 2006, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
Right film, wrong scene Funniest scene in any film ever is Trains, Planes and Automobiles when Steve Martin returns to the car rental place and is somewhat disgruntled!
Funniest scene in any film ever is Trains, Planes and Automobiles when Steve Martin returns to the car rental place and is somewhat disgruntled! The bit where they are driving the wrong way down the highway and the couple travelling alongside them (on the correct carriageway) shout out "YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY" John Candy says "How do they know where we are going?"
Or the bit where John Candy is asleep in the car and Steve Martin tries to take his jacket off but gets both his arms caught
Those were the days when Steve Martin was funny.