orbix

Porky’s the bit where that women tries to pull him through the wall of the showers by his pecker.
And then she’s sat in the heads office explaining that if they had a pecker line up she would be able to identify the person.

Any John Candy film

Saving Private Ryan at the end of beach landing phase a one armed soldier is walking around trying to find his other arm and he does. I have a strange sense of humour at times I know!

chocolate_o_brian

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this scene out of coming to america with eddie murphy...
YouTube - Sexual Chocolate
or

pretty much all of borat in his fiml of recent.

andy

mr & mrs carlos uk300

Totaly agree funny as **** that film

speedymonkey

great film, another good one - 'only after youve eaten the peanuts outta my shhiiiteeee'

Mogsi

Dude Where's My Car or most films with Sean William Scott

Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?

Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweeeeeet!"

Cracks me up just thinking about it...

jono300

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f-a-o - poor man- go and empty your PM inbox mate message waitting !!!

cheers,
john

Alas

Glad I started this as reminds me of some films I'll have to watch again.

Another one is Scary Movie 2 with Hanson serving dinner with his deformed hand - gross but funny.

Mr Bat

Dirty dancing "Nobody puts baby in the corner" classic

jods

That's a classic - Can't remember the film but remember the chortle that ensued.

CrisPDuk

Shrek The bit where Fiona is singing to the three birds in the forest, and you start to think it's going to go all Disney on you


Cut to three little birdies on a spit, roasting over an open fire Classic

CrisPDuk

Oh yeah just remembered another

Jack Jack Attack! One of the extras on The Incredibles DVD, pure quality

JAKbauer24

loyd bridges in hot shots and airplaine

in hot shots when he falls down the stairs

L.B "who put those crabs there"

Deck Officer, "what crabs"

"there were two of them never mind"

JamieMacdonald

Oh, FFS!

"Thanks, I just had it stuffed!"

My favourite, Blazing Saddles again:

The Sheriff is a Ni- *DONG* !
What ?
I said ...the Sheriff is a Ni *DONG*!
Ohh!
He says the Sheriff is a near !

Alg

"Ow, I thought you said your dog didn't bite?"

"That's not my dog"

That's one of the Pink Panther films.

The other bit I like is where Peter Sellars goes up to an organ grinder who has a dancing monkey and asks about half a dozen times:
"Do you have a license for that minkey"

The organ grinder pretends not to understand but finally says that he does.
Sellars then tells him:

"I was talking to the minkey"


Class in a glass.

hail-hail

I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast................

You eat pieces of **** for breakfast.........?




Doesn't sound as funny when you type it

555Rob555

Dog soldiers.........(there's a comedy film )

where's Spoon?

There is no Spoon

Alg

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"



That might be the wrong way round.

astraboy

Airplane, where to start?
So many sight jokes (especially when they are trying to calm that women down, but end up kicking the crap out of her), its difficult to remember them all, but its the quotes that do it for me.
"Damn, looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue"

"JOEY! COFFEE!!!"
"No thanks!"

astraboy.

CrisPDuk

I can't believe it, we're three pages in and nobody's mentioned Police Academy

P1Fanatic

Yep funny as film. Even little things like when he pops to the shop after a night out on the lash and asks the fat housemate if he wants anything "mint chocolate cornetto pls"

Simon

P1Fanatic

American Pie 2 - stifler and co raid a house rented by lesbians and then get challenged to do things to each other so that the two girls will give them a show

Stifler "I'll take one for the team"

Also all the people listening in on walky talkies

For pure comedy value Dumb and Dumber is classic - still **** myself just seeing that van done up as a dog that Harry drives.

Simon

P1Fanatic

Hmm Im thinking the scenere where the order chinese is best:

"and then....."

Simon

P1Fanatic

Seeing as Im on a role with Sean William Scott films (he is fecking funny) how about Evolution when they try and trap the alien in the shopping mall. Sean goes on the mike and starts making sounds:

"ka ka, ka ka"
"tooky tooky tooky"

"I think weve established that ka ka, kaka and tooky tooky dont actually work"