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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
YHPM which may be even worse! ![Wink](images/smilies/wink.gif)
Not so much a joke, more nostalgia - Nnnyyghhhhh!!!! Joey!!! (accompanied by frantic hand waggling)
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Not so much a joke, more nostalgia - Nnnyyghhhhh!!!! Joey!!! (accompanied by frantic hand waggling)
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Oh WTF
What's the connection between an Essex Girl and the Herald of Free Enterprise?
They both lie on their side with their flaps wide open leaking dead seamen...
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A man a walking in the park when he comes across a prostitute on a bench who has no arms and no legs.
She says to him, 'I haven't be f*cked for ages'.
So he picks her up, throws her in the lake and says, 'now your f*cked'.
She says to him, 'I haven't be f*cked for ages'.
So he picks her up, throws her in the lake and says, 'now your f*cked'.
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And just for BigBear
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can't sleep with a hard on.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who swam the Channel?
Clever Dick.
What's green and smells of pig?
Kermit's finger
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can't sleep with a hard on.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who swam the Channel?
Clever Dick.
What's green and smells of pig?
Kermit's finger
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Name 3 fish that start and end with 'K
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Killer Shark
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Kwik-Save Haddock
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Kilmarnock (well, it's a plaice in Scotland)
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Killer Shark
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Kwik-Save Haddock
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Kilmarnock (well, it's a plaice in Scotland)
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Originally Posted by jasey
Two elephants jumped off a cliff.
Boom Boom.
Boom Boom.
Boom Boom, tiissh
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and my all time favourite:
Two fish in a tank.....
One says to the other F#ck knows how you drive this thing..
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Heather Mills has taken Paul McCartney's plane in a divorce settlement.
...and his razor for the other leg.
...and his razor for the other leg.
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Originally Posted by Crazy Chick
Some of these jokes have had me laughing my head off - it's like all the Christmas crackers have been pulled already ![Lol1](images/smilies/lol1.gif)
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from this months fhm mag
an older woman stands looking into a mirror unhappy with what she See's turns to her husband and says i'm fat ugly and my breasts are saggy pay me a compliment the husband thinks for a while and replying says your eyesight is bloody brilliant
sorry made me
an older woman stands looking into a mirror unhappy with what she See's turns to her husband and says i'm fat ugly and my breasts are saggy pay me a compliment the husband thinks for a while and replying says your eyesight is bloody brilliant
sorry made me
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Originally Posted by davegtt
You have no right to be pointing stuff like that out in this thread Mr
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Originally Posted by SteveScooby
Don't get it, I must be too young ![Confused](images/smilies/confused.gif)
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BBC News | UK | Patrick Magee: The IRA Brighton bomber
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Whats worse than letting your kids stay with Michael Jackson?
Letting Lee Hughes drive them there for Ian Huntely to bath them...
Letting Lee Hughes drive them there for Ian Huntely to bath them...
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