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Old 24 November 2006, 11:52 PM
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Our bloody lunatic cat goes nuts and I means nuts for Quorn.

Any quorn... He parks himself next to my wife when she's making sandwiches in the morning and whines like buggery as soon as the packet is brought out.

Chunks, sausages, slices... you name it, the fat greedy sod will down the lot.

Oh, and we feed him mainly on Felix meaty mixed pack (2 pouches) and a bowl of Whiskas dry stuff
Old 25 November 2006, 12:40 AM
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Whiskas Thalium is good. Not great for their fur though.
Old 25 November 2006, 11:50 AM
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Brum, have some photos on my phone, will upload tonight !
Old 25 November 2006, 02:48 PM
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what a cat Jacko!!
Old 25 November 2006, 05:48 PM
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3) Dont try making your 'own' catfood. Tinned stuff might be full of stuff we wouldnt eat but it is supposed to be 'balanced' and my cats have lived long enough...
A bloke I worked with used to have half a tin of cat food with his sandwiches and he eventually ended up in hospital. Nothing to do with his stomach; he put his neck out trying to lick his @rse.

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Old 25 November 2006, 05:50 PM
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a piece of hot lead fired from agun at close range!! f..ing cats!!
Old 25 November 2006, 05:54 PM
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Our cat (13 years) is a right fussy little mare..

She will only eat cat food in jelly, not in gravy and then only the fishy ones - and nowadays it's only the Felix Kitten food she will eat

We have tried her on everthing else - she will not touch biscuit etc. I've bought her those little tins of Sheba etc and she will have a couple mouthg fulls and then turns her nose up.

She loves ham, - fresh chicken occasionally but her favourite is fresh prawns - spoilt little cow
Old 26 November 2006, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by jasey
ps Don't fall for the old wives tale that cats will only eat as much as they need.

You could pour out a kilo of food for Gav and the fat **** would eat the lot.
Depends on the cat, one of mine eats till she's had enough, the other one eats anything and everything and is always hungry They both get a sachets of Felix in jelly each in the morning, and one between them at night. Plus biscuits when they fancy.

One of my mum's cats gets whiskas tinned stuff put down for it when ever it whines, it has a little nibble then leaves the rest. Mum throws about 2/3 of the food she buys away, drives the old fella mad because she's always saying "but she won't eat it when it's gone stale" She does when your on holiday Mum, she knows she's getting **** all else unless she does Mum's other cat will only eat biscuits, and stuff with a pulse


I once made the mistake of asking Mum to feed my cats when we went on holiday, she got through a month's worth of food in less than a fortnight and the male looked like a chuffing barrel! Now she get's her **** out because I tell her she can't be trusted, and I ask a girl on the road to do it
Old 26 November 2006, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Here he is in his younger (pre Elvis-esque) days, say awwww

What a bonnie cat !
Old 26 November 2006, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
Depends on the cat, one of mine eats till she's had enough, the other one eats anything and everything and is always hungry They both get a sachets of Felix in jelly each in the morning, and one between them at night. Plus biscuits when they fancy.

One of my mum's cats gets whiskas tinned stuff put down for it when ever it whines, it has a little nibble then leaves the rest. Mum throws about 2/3 of the food she buys away, drives the old fella mad because she's always saying "but she won't eat it when it's gone stale" She does when your on holiday Mum, she knows she's getting **** all else unless she does Mum's other cat will only eat biscuits, and stuff with a pulse


I once made the mistake of asking Mum to feed my cats when we went on holiday, she got through a month's worth of food in less than a fortnight and the male looked like a chuffing barrel! Now she get's her **** out because I tell her she can't be trusted, and I ask a girl on the road to do it

Old 27 November 2006, 04:57 PM
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You are such a **** I hope you die a slow and painful death you wart on the asrehole of mankind
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Old 29 November 2006, 07:56 PM
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Does being so butch against small animals make up for being blessed with a very small Dick and still living at home with mummy, tosser
the latest abuse sent to me on the anonymous reputation button, anyone actually care to have a sensible open debate about this??

thought not, too busy smacking your kids i`ll bet.
Old 29 November 2006, 07:58 PM
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oh i forgot this piece of genius too:

amazing contribution......not!
Old 30 November 2006, 10:59 PM
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As requested by Brumdaisy, picture of the Mutt, in a rare moment of (near) conciousness having been carried from the hall and deposited in the car whilst still asleep, the look of surprise is due to waking up somewhere other than where she wetn to sleep some 11 days before.



Now don't say, Awww, isnt she cute, first go and get some really ripe cheese, rotting meat and fish, stick it under your nose to simluate the real experience
Old 01 December 2006, 01:34 AM
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Yeah, but you wouldn't have her any other way would you Jacko

I know that expression on her face well, I once had an English Setter, whose ability to fall asleep anywhere was legendary. I'm sure she used to nod off during walks
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