speedymonkey

My boss was shopping in the trafford center a few months ago. He was with his sister, and her son callum who is very young. As they walked past a family of muslims (one of the women was fully covered with only her eyes showing), callum announced at the top of his voice whilst hiding behind his mums leg pointing 'Look mummy, Look its a ghost' and his bottom lip started to wobble.

The whole family heard and kinda smiled, as my boss was trying to apologise with a red face

We were all laughing our heads off in work when he was telling us about it.
The innocence of children always makes me smile, youve gotta love em

pwhittle

my daughter can't really talk yet, which no doubt saves many embarrassing situations, but she knows a lot of signs (Makaton). We were recently at a playgroup when she saw a little girl wearing glasses, and promptly did the sign for Owl. You can guess what that sign is...
she also pinched a women's backside when we were on the bus the other day. I was sure she was going to turn round and smack me.

My brother got his butt kicked on holidey when we was young. There was a guy on the street with a briefcase, and we were stuck in traffic. "Daddy, what's in the man's bag?" "I don't know, why don't you ask him". (window wound down..)"OI WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?!!"