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06 December 2006, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
He was vegetarian as well.
That's my words of wisdom for the evening.
That's my words of wisdom for the evening.
I don't know if this is true or not but I read once that as a new born baby he was not given much of a chance of survival. His grandmother put him in a shoebox and place it on the open oven door to keep him warm. She nursed him day and night using the open oven as an incubator of sorts and miraculously he survived. Stupid old bint!
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Originally Posted by sociophobe
Probably the only words of wisdom on this decrepit thread UB. I'm amazed you have the stamina.
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
He was also a cat. Not a lot of people know that.
(I hate keep laughing at your gags, but I feel at liberty to do so now you've lost your power.
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06 December 2006, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
I don't know if this is true or not but I read once that as a new born baby he was not given much of a chance of survival. His grandmother put him in a shoebox and place it on the open oven door to keep him warm. She nursed him day and night using the open oven as an incubator of sorts and miraculously he survived. Stupid old bint!
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06 December 2006, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
(I hate keep laughing at your gags, but I feel at liberty to do so now you've lost your power. )
) As Spidey's Uncle so astutely put it:
"With great power comes great responsibility".
06 December 2006, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Critical Bill
Population. The root of all our problems. There are too many people on this god forsaken rock, competing for space, competing for resources, leeching off each other.
I propose:
1. No more immigrants coming in. None. No asylum, no nothing.
2. Sterilisation benefit. In the short term we need to make being infertile more profitable than producing screaming chav-foetuses.
Over the next couple of generations the sterile scum should begin to die out. The population will decline overall and and the % scum will be wound back a century.
The best part is that no one is forced into it... the scheme will work because it takes advantage of the greed and stupidity of scum.
3. No more mongs. Sorry Hectic, it's nothing personal but if tests show a baby is to be born profoundly disabled it should be terminated. Falsely prolonging their life just to make yourself feel better is fcuked up, selfish and a ridiculous demand upon resources that would otherwise cover many more healthy people who are just as deserving. Likewise brain dead people should be switched off at the discretion of the doctors who can be subjective and impartial.
4. No more free treatment for conditions that have been 100% brought upon themselves. It simply isn't viable for the integrity of a community to encourage these sorts of people to linger on any longer than is necessary. They know what they are doing to their life expectancy, therefore they should do us all a favour and die early to meet that expectancy!
5. Death sentence. We all know there are people residing at Her Majesty's pleasure (and our cost) who don't deserve to live. Cull.
These measures will bring the population down to a level that our poxy little island can sustain and just as importantly a level that is made up of a much higher proportion of 'value added' people.
I propose:
1. No more immigrants coming in. None. No asylum, no nothing.
2. Sterilisation benefit. In the short term we need to make being infertile more profitable than producing screaming chav-foetuses.
Over the next couple of generations the sterile scum should begin to die out. The population will decline overall and and the % scum will be wound back a century.
The best part is that no one is forced into it... the scheme will work because it takes advantage of the greed and stupidity of scum.
3. No more mongs. Sorry Hectic, it's nothing personal but if tests show a baby is to be born profoundly disabled it should be terminated. Falsely prolonging their life just to make yourself feel better is fcuked up, selfish and a ridiculous demand upon resources that would otherwise cover many more healthy people who are just as deserving. Likewise brain dead people should be switched off at the discretion of the doctors who can be subjective and impartial.
4. No more free treatment for conditions that have been 100% brought upon themselves. It simply isn't viable for the integrity of a community to encourage these sorts of people to linger on any longer than is necessary. They know what they are doing to their life expectancy, therefore they should do us all a favour and die early to meet that expectancy!
5. Death sentence. We all know there are people residing at Her Majesty's pleasure (and our cost) who don't deserve to live. Cull.
These measures will bring the population down to a level that our poxy little island can sustain and just as importantly a level that is made up of a much higher proportion of 'value added' people.
06 December 2006, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
I only used my reputation for good
As Spidey's Uncle so astutely put it:
"With great power comes great responsibility".
As Spidey's Uncle so astutely put it:
"With great power comes great responsibility".
06 December 2006, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
I only used my reputation for good
Adolf would have approved and exploited the rep system in a similar way. Good job it's gone.
06 December 2006, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Yep, I can throw my weight around and generally be an arrogant, patronising arsehole again.
06 December 2006, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Bigging up your cliquey mates is not for 'good'. It's actually the worst kind of insidious evil.
Adolf would have approved and exploited the rep system in a similar way. Good job it's gone.
Adolf would have approved and exploited the rep system in a similar way. Good job it's gone.
You had a hissy fit, you did.
06 December 2006, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by sociophobe
I'd slap you senseless. But what would the point be?
Which one are you, Barry?
06 December 2006, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
I revile slapstick humour - it's the stuff of the Chuckle Brothers.
Which one are you, Barry?
Which one are you, Barry?
Yes, and of course your humour comes from the same era oh spikey haired peroxide one
06 December 2006, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by sociophobe
Yes, and of course your humour comes from the same era oh spikey haired peroxide one
06 December 2006, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
Critical Bill is an excellent troll. You're rubbish. Might I suggest you go away for a bit and practice and then come back and have another go?
06 December 2006, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
Critical Bill is an excellent troll. You're rubbish. Might I suggest you go away for a bit and practice and then come back and have another go?
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Quite. He's hardly creative in his so-called put downs is he? Is that me in the mirror? Crikey, I didn't know I'd deliberately made myself look like that.
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
The thing is, UB, we Muppets took the **** out of it, and showed that it wasn't worth the digital paper it was written on
b-o-l-l-o-x
you luvved it like no other on here. don't try to dignify your addiction...
06 December 2006, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
To quote moses....
b-o-l-l-o-x
you luvved it like no other on here. don't try to dignify your addiction...
b-o-l-l-o-x
you luvved it like no other on here. don't try to dignify your addiction...
People just love me.
06 December 2006, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
That's exactly what Hitler said. Look where that led....
I apologise.
Have you seen my little lad playing 't' drums last Saturday, yet?