Norman D. Landing

I forgot about this one,

Me and a friend thought we'd play a trick on a mate at work. He drove a MG roadster softtop so getting into his car was as easy as pulling back the softtop, dangling a belt in and pulling up the doorlock (on the handle). Opened the bonnet, unscrewed the washer bottle top and poured in a tubfull of neat blackcurrant cordial from the vending machine (you know the reeeeeally sticky stuff).

Trouble was he got made redundant that afternoon and left mid afternoon, never saw him again, he could've ended up in a ditch looking back, probably not too sensible but we were only 18

[Edited by Norman D. Landing - 11/30/2001 2:33:21 PM]

astraboy

I know they are mostly ofice ones but this is a good'un. Saty late at night (again!) and divert every phone in the building to their phone. Remember to include your own phone as not to arouse suspision(sp) for best effects, remember to be nearby to hear the language.
astraboy.

astraboy

Have they got a catflap? When they are out at work, introduce 15-20 cats into their home along with plenty of food & water. Then seal up the catflap. When they come back home the resulting mountain of cat**** will give them hours of cleaning pleasure!!!
astraboy.

astraboy

Or, just before they are going on holiday, do all of the above to different people. Then, on the day they do go on holiday do a really obnoxious prank on the MD. Then once they have gone, cease all prank activity. When they come back, start it up again and make sure its relentless. Then wait for their reaming from upper management, who are 100% confident of who is doing all this stuff.
astraboy.

astraboy

In the office again.
Do they have a door to their office? why not borrow it for a while? Then, after they had enough and get a new one, return it with a note attached saying "returning borrowed door. cheers mate!"
astraboy.

astraboy

. Set your victim against a third party, or against another victim. Let
other people do your dirty work for you. Here's an example: Call up the
electric or gas company and impersonate your victim. Request that
service be terminated for a week or two (going on vacation, or
whatever). As soon as that happens, call your victim. Impersonate an
officer of the gas/electric company, and be very nasty and abusive,
saying that service has been discontinued because of non-payment of
bills. This should rile up your victim, asasuming that he HAS paid his
bill and knows it. At any rate, tell him he must come down to the office
immediately to discuss the problem or you will send the police to his
house to collect, or something like that. Then, once you have him mad,
and know he is going to the gas/electric company, call up that company.
Impersonate your victim. Be very nasty, and try to get into an argument
with a supervisor. Wind up the conver- sation by saying that you are
coming down there right now with a gun, and you are going to kill
somebody. Then hang up
astraboy.

astraboy

go to their office (again) Get some paper cups (about 150) and staple them together to make up and amusing word or phrase. make sure its too large to drag out the door. Then fill up the cups with water.
astraboy.

astraboy

Call the local mortuary and report them dead. arrange for the people with the bodybags to pick up the "Body" when you know they are home.
astraboy.

astraboy

I have never tried this, but a chemist friend of mine told me of a
practical joke. Get a hold of the victims coffee cup. Make sure its
empty. Put one drop of phenolthalien ( excuse the spelling, I'm refering
to the acid/base indicator) in the cup and fill it with water. Empty the
cup and let it dry. When the victim fills it, their is still residue of
the phenolthalien in the cup. The effect!, the victim will not be able
to make it to the bathroom in time.
astraboy.

Clarebabes

I don't think I would ever have to guts to do any of these!

Has anyone, apart from those mentioned, actually done anything like the above????

Can't wait to hear!

Clare
P.s. Astraboy, I am going to be an Astragirl tomorrow!!!

Norman D. Landing

Now if thats not a come on I dont know what is

Nimbus

Astraboy,

Do you have a problem with someone at your office?

Luke

Astraboy, you full on nutter !!!

Clarebabes

Wasn't a come on Norman, just that I can't afford a Scoob now

Better go onto the Astra owners website now!!! Know when I'm not wanted!!!

Clare

LEE-69

clare come and say hi to me on www.migubb.co.uk.
astraboy some damn good pranks there.

stevie c

i have done two things to different people,not ex's,just to$$ers!
both are fish related,

1)bought a full fresh fish,got some strong,semi flexible wire,climbed under side of to$$ers car and tied fish to manifold/exhaust with wire.
smell apparently stays with car forever!

2)working for horrible company,refurbishment on a theatre.
in boss's office,i bought a couple of tuna sarnies,waited until office was empty,climbed on chair and slid open sarnies into space between light fittings and ceiling.light fittings are large boxes that tend to get quite warm!god that place stunk after that!

steve

stevie c

and another one,similar to a couple of others,write message on lawn with salt,kills all grass and leaves nice brown message,same as weed killer one ,but cheaper!

steve

Clarebabes

Good ones Steve, perhaps I should try those. If anyone has any illegal ones, please mail me offline! I could really do with a laugh, and this is helping, so please keep them coming!!!!

MORE!

Clare
xx

scooby555

Heres another one:

1: Get an empty plastic bag to use as a glove.

2: Pick up a nice soft fresh dog poo with the bag (glove).

3: Smear behing car door handle.

4: Hopefully car owner goes to car in the dark and grabs door
handle (normal reaction is to instantly sniff
fingers) UGH!!!!

scooby555

Cowpat on the exhaust manifold.....sniff.......luverly