Rapid17

LMAO.

Does he by chance call you Honky Tonk on occasions ?

Leslie

If he is that good a mate, why don't you just ask him?

Les

P1Fanatic

Tbh if you were both talking about your single status, finding a women etc then I wouldnt see anything wrong in it. Perhaps he really thinks your an ugly loser with no chance of finding a bird but didnt have the heart to be honest lol.

Simon

Matteeboy

LOL - If this had been between girls, there'd be no problem!

I get the odd compliment (I work out a lot - Sad git that I am) from blokes but am just grateful, and I dish out compliments to other blokes too if I feel it's appropriate.

Yet I'm happily married and more manly than Chuck Norris...!

kingofturds

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and can be found in the nightclub eclipse of a weekend

Norman D. Landing

Tell him straight. You're not gay but any mouth will do in the dark

Leslie

Straight to the point as ever Normandy!

Les

sti-04!!

I hope you's werent discussing Brokeback Mountain at the time

Kieran_Burns

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I dunno. It seems to me that the original comment appears to be completely innocent, but we get this strong reaction from you.

Denial perhaps?

robby

[QUOTE=G-STAR]I've had this many a time - only once did it turn out that the lad actually 'liked me' in that way. I laid down so he knows where I stand...which is quite a advantage at times.

QUOTE]


well is your mate single as well? if he is then at least you'll have a big bang at new years eve to look forward to

G-STAR

If you're going to edit quotes for comedy value, at least do it properly.

Abdabz

If he touched you on the leg, looked you in the eye and licked his lips as he was telling you then he is definately in need of a paraffin bath with floating candles
If it was just a passing comment to offer you moral support, then put the flammable fluid away and accept the compliment

J4CKO

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Following a party I woke up to a hand on my **** and looked drunkenly up from my position face down on a setee to find my mate (not J4ckos mate on here by the way) tossing himself off and telling me what he wanted to do, no straight man should an aroused by a male member at such close proximity, I could smell its breath !, anyway not being so inclined I said that this was unexpected and I was flattered (I wasnt, I was f*cking terrified) but that he may regret this in the morning.

Basically I think he was a bit confused, his dad had left and it had affected him, and every day seemed to be a wankathon for him, I mean it is for most teenage boys but he had RSI at 14, seven times a day some days he claimed, I also think he was banking on ******** one of the girls at the party but they all went home like the prissy middle class virgins they were, so being as the cat was still too quick for him I was the next best thing.

So after a massive Chinese (meal), a bottle of red wine, 4 cans, twenty **** (non smoker) and a short nap, only to be awakened by the organinc manual oscilating purple strobe light I felt a little queasy, and sat up too quick, that with the smell of cheesy helmet tipped me over the edge and I could feel the wellling ineviatable coming up my throat, I made to get up and he assumed I was taking the bait and jammed it further towards me, I went the other way to avoid it and it finsihed the gastric chain of events....

Several pints of red noodles and other assorted items sprinted up my throat exiting in a perfect arc as I staggered to the kitchen, spraying spew through my hand as I went, culminating in the rest of it ending up in the sink over the pots.

Nothing cools a mans ardour than his potntial partner vomiting lavishly over his mums best carpet so matey boy went flaccid in seconds and then expected me to clear up !, I wasnt hanging about to be bummed whilst I cleaned sick out of the carpet so I told him I was off and hopped aboard the old ten speed, no lights, still pissed with my puke covered shirt flapping, I acheived the world land speed record for a self propelled vehicle on the way home, all of half a mile, dumped my bike on the path and scurried in the house to my mum who was sat in the kitchen, smoking a *** at 1 am as she often did waiting for me to return (she couldnt sleep), bit unfortunate as I had said I was staying at his house, I arrived panting, shirt open, covered in puke and distressed and said,

'Chris W***** Just tried to bum me'

And started sobbing when I realised the true gravity of the situation, my best mate from school had just ruined our friendship, I was gutted, I was upset and drunk.

My mum, initially concerned thinking I had been in a fight started laughing which set me off, I went for a shower and went to bed.

Stil occasionally see him but not for five years ater the event and its never been the same, me feeling betrayed and him feeling sheepish, he is now married with a baby so he want even gay, just confused but it wa a violation of our friendship.


I have got a superb bum though, who could blame him, especially in those C and A jeans, phwoar....

MattW

STi wanna Subaru

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Jacko, quality as ever!

DJ Vinyl Ritchie

Oh god, SN's resident numpty is at it again


Hey Jonno, tell us about the time you met Elvis on the Great Wall of China, and you were running for you life from a swarm of giant ants that were trying to butt fvck you.


.....It's not his fault though folks!! When his mother was giving birth to him, the unbilical cord was wrapped around his scrawny little neck like a 15ft possessed boa constrictor - starving his newt sized brain of some vital oxygen. Lets face it, he was fvcked from the start.


He even executed Saddam Hussein

DJ Vinyl Ritchie.........once a dip ****, always a dip ****! Or should that be **** dipper - now that he's turned into a bit of a nancy boy.

Alg

So how did your date go then sweet cheeks?