is your car a 'he' or a 'she'?
01 January 2007 | 11:03 PM
#31
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From: South London
Originally Posted by Lydia72
A 'he'
Drinks too much and makes loud noises out the back end.
Drinks too much and makes loud noises out the back end.
All my vehicles are definatly 'shes', looked after, kept in an expensive fashion & get it hard occosionally....
p.s: i saw a motorbike once and along the bottom of the reg plate it said:
'If its got **** or tyres it's expensive' .. it made my giggle
01 January 2007 | 11:19 PM
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From: Pleiades
Originally Posted by martx
'If its got **** or tyres it's expensive' .. it made my giggle
If it's got tyres or ********* it will give you trouble
0-60 in less than 6 seconds? definitely a he
01 January 2007 | 11:23 PM
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From: Far Far Away
Originally Posted by Multijfj
It has to be a she. my car is a "Slag" at the end of the day, so therefore, shes a she
02 January 2007 | 01:49 AM
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From: *R.I.P Heccers.. its been a blast!
my car is if anything a female in-so-much that altho i fill her up and service her (it) regularly,buy her (it) blingy- things occasionally.. the BITCH still drones on and on as i take her out .... 
02 January 2007 | 08:16 PM
#53
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From: in front of you
Mines a she
look after her to good
spend way to much on her
she always pushes me back in my chair and pulls me off on all fours
shes got alot up front but i can still put wot i like in her backend,
must be a she
Mick
look after her to good
spend way to much on her
she always pushes me back in my chair and pulls me off on all fours
shes got alot up front but i can still put wot i like in her backend,
must be a she
Mick
02 January 2007 | 08:19 PM
#55
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From: midlands
Originally Posted by octain
Mines a she
look after her to good
spend way to much on her
she always pushes me back in my chair and pulls me off on all fours
shes got alot up front but i can still put wot i like in her backend,
must be a she
Mick
look after her to good
spend way to much on her
she always pushes me back in my chair and pulls me off on all fours
shes got alot up front but i can still put wot i like in her backend,
must be a she
Mick
hope your other half dont read this otherwise youle be living i nthe other woman
02 January 2007 | 09:02 PM
#57
she definately
admiring looks from guys on the street (unless they are gay !!! )
costs a fooking fortune to run and maintain (just like the ex-wife), damages my credit cards and likes to shop online.
takes 10-15 mins to warm up in the morning, cant just jump right in and boot it and then have to warm her down after a run (that is called cuddling I believe )
"her" mind behaves like a ditzy blonde sometimes and needs resetting
"she" gets jealous if I look at other scoobs or marque's
"she" looks great when buffed up and clean and although I like her dirty, it is a rare occasion
think the message is pretty clear
admiring looks from guys on the street (unless they are gay !!! )
costs a fooking fortune to run and maintain (just like the ex-wife), damages my credit cards and likes to shop online.
takes 10-15 mins to warm up in the morning, cant just jump right in and boot it and then have to warm her down after a run (that is called cuddling I believe
)"her" mind behaves like a ditzy blonde sometimes and needs resetting
"she" gets jealous if I look at other scoobs or marque's
"she" looks great when buffed up and clean and although I like her dirty, it is a rare occasion
think the message is pretty clear
03 January 2007 | 09:47 PM
#60
Originally Posted by morpheus1870
My car is a she...her name is Grace as in the actress Grace Jones coz she too is mad and black LOL
Called her Oprah as in Oprah Winfrey, beacuse she's Phat, black and Loud!!!!!!