Whats the strangest thing an ex girlfriend ahs ever said to you?
03 January 2007, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by survey steve
a LONG while ago i was quite into american football
dont worry i grew out of it
my then g/f and i were sitting watching a game on the telly, she turned round and asked "how many quarters are in a game?"
NEXT............
dont worry i grew out of it
my then g/f and i were sitting watching a game on the telly, she turned round and asked "how many quarters are in a game?"
NEXT............
03 January 2007, 03:06 PM
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A mates wife looked out of the window of a jet on thier way to Spain and saw the wing, pointed at the engine and asked "is that where the pilot sits?"
03 January 2007, 03:13 PM
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On our way back from Disneylad Paris, the wife is map reading so we can go cross country. After a mini argument following a wrong turn she comes out with this gem:
"Wouldn't be so bad if the map was to scale"
Wife's advice, don't buy an AA map of France
"Wouldn't be so bad if the map was to scale"
Wife's advice, don't buy an AA map of France
03 January 2007, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MattW
On our way back from Disneylad Paris, the wife is map reading so we can go cross country. After a mini argument following a wrong turn she comes out with this gem:
"Wouldn't be so bad if the map was to scale"
Wife's advice, don't buy an AA map of France
"Wouldn't be so bad if the map was to scale"
Wife's advice, don't buy an AA map of France
03 January 2007, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by rallying1
A mates wife looked out of the window of a jet on thier way to Spain and saw the wing, pointed at the engine and asked "is that where the pilot sits?"
03 January 2007, 03:43 PM
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after taking a wheel of to paint the calipers
when i put said wheel back on
she says "you ve got that on upside down " as i look at her she repeats this and explains that the writing is upside and im a numpty for putting the wheel back on upside down
women
when i put said wheel back on
she says "you ve got that on upside down " as i look at her she repeats this and explains that the writing is upside and im a numpty for putting the wheel back on upside down
women
03 January 2007, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by redragon
after taking a wheel of to paint the calipers
when i put said wheel back on
she says "you ve got that on upside down " as i look at her she repeats this and explains that the writing is upside and im a numpty for putting the wheel back on upside down
women
when i put said wheel back on
she says "you ve got that on upside down " as i look at her she repeats this and explains that the writing is upside and im a numpty for putting the wheel back on upside down
women
03 January 2007, 04:44 PM
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mrs: well if you wanna put your *ahem* 'johnson' in mine, can i put my finger up yours... like a trade.
me: erm...
you couldnt make it up.
but i took her back though, shes kinky (2 1/2 years later still together)
me: erm...
you couldnt make it up.
but i took her back though, shes kinky (2 1/2 years later still together)
03 January 2007, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
mrs: well if you wanna put your *ahem* 'johnson' in mine, can i put my finger up yours... like a trade.
me: erm...
you couldnt make it up.
but i took her back though, shes kinky (2 1/2 years later still together)
me: erm...
you couldnt make it up.
but i took her back though, shes kinky (2 1/2 years later still together)
04 January 2007, 01:47 PM
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An girl i was snogging at Uni said to me one night in the union bar.
'Before we go any further, I have to tell you that im Bi sexual. Is that a problem for you?'
Yippeee!
Turns out she didnt like to mix the two! Damn!
'Before we go any further, I have to tell you that im Bi sexual. Is that a problem for you?'
Yippeee!
Turns out she didnt like to mix the two! Damn!
04 January 2007, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ricardo_wrx
An girl i was snogging at Uni said to me one night in the union bar.
'Before we go any further, I have to tell you that im Bi sexual. Is that a problem for you?'
Yippeee!
Turns out she didnt like to mix the two! Damn!
'Before we go any further, I have to tell you that im Bi sexual. Is that a problem for you?'
Yippeee!
Turns out she didnt like to mix the two! Damn!
04 January 2007, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
i had something similar once. went out with a bird in october, we finished, bla bla, got over it. went out with another bird following june/july, broke up etc. two months after that, they were going out together. seems thay had both thought about it, but never given me the common courtesy to "experiment". total fluke they ended up together but amusing for my mates. usual "manhood" jokes were flying around
04 January 2007, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Robbie T
You managed to turn two perfectly good females
04 January 2007, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
now i never said they were perfectly good females did i? i said they were females.... thats it.
04 January 2007, 03:42 PM
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ex: any chance of a goodbye sh@g?
me: no.
[slight pause]
me: alright then.
**
my wife was driving back home from the NEC before christmas and took the northbound slip for the M6 instead of the southbound one. she rang me from junction 15 [chester-ish] wondering why it was taking her so long to get home.
we live near leicester.
me: no.
[slight pause]
me: alright then.
**
my wife was driving back home from the NEC before christmas and took the northbound slip for the M6 instead of the southbound one. she rang me from junction 15 [chester-ish] wondering why it was taking her so long to get home.
we live near leicester.
04 January 2007, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ricardo_wrx
Your not a fussy guy then? Lol
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04 January 2007, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Holy Ghost
my wife was driving back home from the NEC before christmas and took the northbound slip for the M6 instead of the southbound one. she rang me from junction 15 [chester-ish] wondering why it was taking her so long to get home.
we live near leicester.