10 Films You Wish You Had Never Seen
10 January 2007, 04:13 PM
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Creep - (absolute crap, wheres the plot, and that monster thing hahaha)
Dog Soldiers - (poor poor poor)
House of Wax - (gash plot, tellin me you cant recognise a plastic doll!)
Jeepers Creepers - (made me laugh it was so bad)
The Thing - (old i know but still terrible)
Scary movie - (unfunny american garbage humour)
Thirteen Ghosts - (oh please)
Dogville - (what was that all about)
Crouching tiger hidden dragon - (look i can run up buildings and tree hop)
The hole - (thats where this film came from, a brown hole)
Mothman Prophecies - (looked good when u read the back of the box, absolute shiiiite tho)
IMO all absolute rubbish
Cant believe someone put Shawshank Redemption and Reservoir Dogs
Oh well each to there own i suppose.
Dog Soldiers - (poor poor poor)
House of Wax - (gash plot, tellin me you cant recognise a plastic doll!)
Jeepers Creepers - (made me laugh it was so bad)
The Thing - (old i know but still terrible)
Scary movie - (unfunny american garbage humour)
Thirteen Ghosts - (oh please)
Dogville - (what was that all about)
Crouching tiger hidden dragon - (look i can run up buildings and tree hop)
The hole - (thats where this film came from, a brown hole)
Mothman Prophecies - (looked good when u read the back of the box, absolute shiiiite tho)
IMO all absolute rubbish
Cant believe someone put Shawshank Redemption and Reservoir Dogs
Oh well each to there own i suppose.
10 January 2007, 04:18 PM
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The worst film of all time - so bad it was not even worth watch to see Natasha Henstridge naked was
Species II
Absolute bloody tripe. Scored 3.6 on IMDB the lowest score I have ever seen!
PS Still think Sin City is a landmark classic - excellent film
Species II
Absolute bloody tripe. Scored 3.6 on IMDB the lowest score I have ever seen!
PS Still think Sin City is a landmark classic - excellent film
10 January 2007, 04:21 PM
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I with you on that fella, i thought Sin City was a good film too, jessica alba has never looked so hot 
Thought the main character (the dude with the masive chin) was exerlent
Thought the main character (the dude with the masive chin) was exerlent
10 January 2007, 04:33 PM
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I really enjoyed Sin City, just got the rehashed version to watch now
one film that really sticks in my mind is one called premonition (from the 70's)
1. Premontition
2. Poseidon -(new one) I actually wanted everyone to die
3. Adam Sandler films (most of them)
4. Will Smith Films (Most of them)
5. War of the worlds (why oh why didnt Tom and his son get killed
)6. Tom Cruise Films (most of them)
7. Tom Hanks Films (most of them)
8. Leonardo De Caprio Films (most of them)
9. Antonio bandy legs films (most of them)
10. JAR JAR BINKS - DIE SCUM DIE
10 January 2007, 04:41 PM
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1: Gerry (Two guys walking, wtf?)
2: Point of No Return / The Assassin (Yank remake of Nikita)
3: Taxi (Yank remake of Taxi)
4: The Bad Lieutenant
5: Titanic
6: Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector
7: Jaws: The Revenge
8: Police Academy: Mission To Moscow
9: Little Man
10: Get Rich or Die Tryin'
2: Point of No Return / The Assassin (Yank remake of Nikita)
3: Taxi (Yank remake of Taxi)
4: The Bad Lieutenant
5: Titanic
6: Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector
7: Jaws: The Revenge
8: Police Academy: Mission To Moscow
9: Little Man
10: Get Rich or Die Tryin'
10 January 2007, 04:45 PM
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Beyond Bedlam - 3.3 on IMDB!
They're driving round in hire cars with rental stickers on them - its that bad.
Oh, and Titanic, and some film set 100 years ago in a country house where they have a party - walked out after 30 mins, cant remember the name
They're driving round in hire cars with rental stickers on them - its that bad.
Oh, and Titanic, and some film set 100 years ago in a country house where they have a party - walked out after 30 mins, cant remember the name
10 January 2007, 05:12 PM
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Freddie Got Fingered has been the worst film I've seen so far - utter cr*p.
As mentioned by others, Lost in Translation is a couple of hours of my life I'll never get back.
As mentioned by others, Lost in Translation is a couple of hours of my life I'll never get back.
10 January 2007, 05:25 PM
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1. Rocky
2. Rocky II
3. Rocky III
4. Rocky IV
5. Rocky V
6. Rocky Balboa
7. First Blood
8. Rambo First Blood Pt II
9. Rambo III
10. Rambo IV - Pearl of The Cobra!!!!
2. Rocky II
3. Rocky III
4. Rocky IV
5. Rocky V
6. Rocky Balboa
7. First Blood
8. Rambo First Blood Pt II
9. Rambo III
10. Rambo IV - Pearl of The Cobra!!!!
10 January 2007, 05:27 PM
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10 January 2007, 05:41 PM
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1. Pirates of the Caribbean 2
2. Pirates of the Caribbean 1
3. 2 Fast 2 Furious
4. Fast and Furious 3 Tokyo drift
5. Borat
6. The Constant Gardener
7. Batman begins
8. Boat trip
9. Domino
10. Fantastic 4
2. Pirates of the Caribbean 1
3. 2 Fast 2 Furious
4. Fast and Furious 3 Tokyo drift
5. Borat
6. The Constant Gardener
7. Batman begins
8. Boat trip
9. Domino
10. Fantastic 4
10 January 2007, 06:01 PM
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10 January 2007, 07:39 PM
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Full metal Jacket (after the training camp) pure crap!!!
American beauty (WTF was the director on??)
Maske of the red death, (took 3 attempts to get through this is was that bad)
Any Disney cartoon with a dumb / stupid sidekick, Jimney cricket i hate you!!!
Dirty dancing
Desperately seeking Susan (desperately seeking the door)
Any recommended must see film ( havnt found a good one yet )
Jaws 2 & beyond
Terminator 3, what were they thinking
The lady killers remake (what were they thinking)
Mart
American beauty (WTF was the director on??)
Maske of the red death, (took 3 attempts to get through this is was that bad)
Any Disney cartoon with a dumb / stupid sidekick, Jimney cricket i hate you!!!
Dirty dancing
Desperately seeking Susan (desperately seeking the door)
Any recommended must see film ( havnt found a good one yet )
Jaws 2 & beyond
Terminator 3, what were they thinking
The lady killers remake (what were they thinking)
Mart
10 January 2007, 07:47 PM
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can't believe someone put reservoir dogs!! It's Tarrentino ffs!!!! Gotta love it!
I only regretted one, And thats Wolf Creek
Me and my bird were sat there in the cinema, and hated what we saw. SOOOOOOO disturbing. Who needs to see a girl getting stabbed in the spine so he can rape her when she is paralysed... It was a true story and was just horrible to watch.
(We went to see it becasue the bloke in it is my friends cousin!)
Bongo
I only regretted one, And thats Wolf Creek
Me and my bird were sat there in the cinema, and hated what we saw. SOOOOOOO disturbing. Who needs to see a girl getting stabbed in the spine so he can rape her when she is paralysed... It was a true story and was just horrible to watch.
(We went to see it becasue the bloke in it is my friends cousin!)
Bongo
11 January 2007, 10:56 AM
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1: The Awakening. Charlton Heston should've known better.
2: Fast & Furious 1,2,3 and any more they decide to do. Total and utter cack.
3: Stealth. Oh perlease.
4: Wings of the Apache. Please make it stop - it's too bad to watch!
5: Species 1&2. Yes, she's cute. But what were those really talented actors thinking?
6: Dangerous creatures. Presumably including the dead horse you're flogging, Mr Cleese?
7: Goldeneye. Great opening scene ruined by the worst 'special' effects ever before the titles came up. rest of the film wrecked as a result.
8: Herbie (or whatever the remake is called)
9: Blues Brothers 2000. Great music. But again, what the hell were they thinking?
10: Jar Jar Binks. Now where's my humane killer? Actually the Ewoks were pretty bloody close as well...
SB
2: Fast & Furious 1,2,3 and any more they decide to do. Total and utter cack.
3: Stealth. Oh perlease.
4: Wings of the Apache. Please make it stop - it's too bad to watch!
5: Species 1&2. Yes, she's cute. But what were those really talented actors thinking?
6: Dangerous creatures. Presumably including the dead horse you're flogging, Mr Cleese?
7: Goldeneye. Great opening scene ruined by the worst 'special' effects ever before the titles came up. rest of the film wrecked as a result.
8: Herbie (or whatever the remake is called)
9: Blues Brothers 2000. Great music. But again, what the hell were they thinking?
10: Jar Jar Binks. Now where's my humane killer? Actually the Ewoks were pretty bloody close as well...
SB
11 January 2007, 06:48 PM
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The Weatherman
Revolver
Shaun of the dead
Speed
Dirty Dancing
Fast and Furious
Blazing Saddles
Dusk Till Dawn
The Grudge
Hostel
Revolver
Shaun of the dead
Speed
Dirty Dancing
Fast and Furious
Blazing Saddles
Dusk Till Dawn
The Grudge
Hostel
11 January 2007, 08:30 PM
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11 January 2007, 08:43 PM
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I only regretted one, And thats Wolf Creek
Me and my bird were sat there in the cinema, and hated what we saw. SOOOOOOO disturbing. Who needs to see a girl getting stabbed in the spine so he can rape her when she is paralysed... It was a true story and was just horrible to watch.
(We went to see it becasue the bloke in it is my friends cousin!)
Bongo
Me and my bird were sat there in the cinema, and hated what we saw. SOOOOOOO disturbing. Who needs to see a girl getting stabbed in the spine so he can rape her when she is paralysed... It was a true story and was just horrible to watch.
(We went to see it becasue the bloke in it is my friends cousin!)
Bongo
I had a few hours to kill until my flight and thought "oh I know the cinema will have aircon - I'll go and watch a film, hmm this one's filmed in Australia I'll watch that".
I came out looking like this --->
Driving down a highway in the middle of nowhere after that was a bit challenging!
11 January 2007, 08:51 PM
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Anything at all with that Stupid Grinning, Sofa Jumping, Wet Face Microphone Monkey who is into Scientology. Also that Hotel receptionist punching, reporter abusing big headed **** face.