RussP

DEFINITION OF A CAT

"A soft, indestructible feline automaton designed for kicking when things go wrong in the domestic circle" (Leonard Rossiter)

Markus

Not a big fan of cats myself. Maggie our weimaraner does not like cats, apart from the one she has grown up with.

Think that finding the owner and 'having a chat' would be best approach, if they are arseholes then just stick the cat in a box and drop it on thier doorstep (or drop kick said box into thier garden)

people should be made responsible for thier pets. Why is it the socety deems it ok for cats to go wandering around crapping everywhere and sitting on peoples property, but that same society deems a dog owner irresponsible if their dog did the same thing.

Ellis4779

This will sort em out!!

Pete

Paul M

DOGS RULE!!!!!!!

Markus

Woof!!!

jimi

woof-woof

JoeyDeacon

Can't believe you lot are getting so upset about a few paw prints on your car! As for cats crapping everywhere well at least they bury it unlike dogs who just don't bother. Now lets be honest I bet you have stepped in dog crap but have you ever stepped in cat crap?

All of those people who think animal cruelty is funny I really, really hope you are joking. If not then I take it people who abuse their children are a constant source of amusement to you too??

Bin Laden

They don't bury their ****,and it reeks really bad. But I wouldn't mind burying the cats that do it. I hate cats they make me feel sick just looking at them.

zoog

I've had catsh1t trodden into the house from the garden, disgusting stuff, stinks and stick like gum.

Give me a dog anyday of the week - at least they are warm, friendly and loyal, unlike cats.

Neil F

JoeyDeacon.

The cats in my area insist on ****ting on my lawn for some reason, and yes I have trodden in it and walked it into the house more times than I care to remember.
I am in fact VERY fond of animals and actively encourage birds and frogs and the like into my garden (we even have a couple of squirrels) but nothing sets my disgust of cats more than to see them catch a bird and rip it apart or slowly slash a frog to pieces for no reason other than fun. And don't even think of claiming that they do it out of hunger as the 2 from next door sit there yowling until they're let in and fed.

Put 'em on leads or don't have them is what I say.

Neil.

LoFi

Well what can I say. I'm glad I asked. being from the cat rather than dog camp I think I'll try the bottle of water on the bonnet or take a look in the innovations catalogue. I have a cat, but it lives indoors and only goes out when the wife takes it - - on a lead (she's completely mad)(the wife that is - not the cat, he's cool in a black not standing on my car type way).

And for the person who said "who's worried about a few paw prints?" the answer is I AM. If I wanted paw prints I'b buy a VW Beetle and get some stick on ones.

loFi

Buzzer

Some good points in here

Neil F

Crikey, how did you dig this one up; first posted in Feb 2001!
Quite a suprise to see a post notification from Scoobynet in my mailbox as I rarely post on here anymore...

Neil. (Who still doesn't like cats, feline or exhaust!)

Franko

Woa this is suuch n old post!

When i got my motor used to get my neighbours cat siting on the bonet etc Other day the cat stuck its head into the exhaust and my bro was sat in the drivers seat.. he turned the ignition and the cat whent flying! hehe never seen her anywhere near my car again hehehe

SiDHEaD

Spraying them with a water pistol is a very good method, and quite harmless fun

Andy

Hanley

Get a rotweiler

Sith

PSML @ Franko.

pbee

so you dont get pestered by the rspca

Electronic Cat shoeer awayer

only problem is you will be suprised how many cats when they get old go death, and these things dont work on them.

pbee

go deaf not death, muppet

Judge

A can of Lynx deoderant and a match appears to startle them sufficiently.

Glad to help