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Old 31 January 2007, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul3446
Make anyone in A&E for drink related reasons pay for their own treatment.
They do already, as do smokers. Revenue raised in tax by smokers = £7 billion, cost to NHS by smokers = £1.5 Billion.

If people smoke and drank more, the NHS would be swimming in cash
Old 31 January 2007, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by OPC
Kill all peedophillies.

To good for them! chop of there hands and put them in genral prison with the others and let them suffer for the rest of there life.
Old 31 January 2007, 04:00 PM
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I'd get a list of all Daily Mail subscribers.

I'd then shut down said publication and carpet bomb the houses of all the readers.

Mostly parts of Hampshire, Surrey, Berkshire, South Cheshire, etc.
Old 31 January 2007, 04:03 PM
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Drinkers pay for the NHS in tax for their drinks, but I would make them pay in cash/credit card before receiving treatment.
Old 31 January 2007, 04:07 PM
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I'd put the letter 'A' in "chnge"
Old 31 January 2007, 04:07 PM
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Here's an idea for you all:

I'd make it ILLEGAL to be paid to be an MP, or a local councillor. They should receive their normal salary/pension, paid for them by government/council when on government/council business and away from their normal work.

They should receive only minimum normal, RECEIPTED expenses.

Cronyism should carry a mandatory life sentence for BOTH parties, the crony and his mentor!

THEN we'd see people running the country with the country's interest at heart, not their own.

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Old 31 January 2007, 04:09 PM
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Mother Theresa as PM? All you'd get is a 90% tax on any earnings over a tenner in order to help the leper colony.
Old 31 January 2007, 07:11 PM
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i would put an extra tax on the big supermarkets
nobody should be abillionaire selling beans and milk etc they have far too much power
Old 31 January 2007, 07:12 PM
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id also make coronation street eastenders and all that pikey drivel illegal
Old 31 January 2007, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by jonathan100
To good for them! chop of there hands and put them in genral prison with the others and let them suffer for the rest of there life.
I'm not defending them, but Pedophiles can no more help themselves lust after children than a gay man can help lusting after men.

It's in there genes, they can't help it. Scientific fact.

On that note, all gays should either be killed, or have their hands chopped off and left to get kicked to death in jail.

Actually ................
Old 31 January 2007, 07:39 PM
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yes but gay people consent to taking it up the chuff. peado's pray on kids and play mind games with them etc. In my own opinion pedo's and people who rape women/men are lower than dog sh** an deserve everything they get.
Old 31 January 2007, 08:10 PM
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If I could change ONE law, I would make it law that i had to be the one that decides all the laws.
  • Then I would get rid of speed cameras,
  • get rid of all the paper work coppers have to do,
  • get rid of all the imigrants doing wrong in this country,
  • make all prisons into what a prison should be,
  • stop immigrants entering this country as we have too many people as it is,
  • make sure all chavs go to prison instead of getting ASBOs,
  • And I would make sure Subaru make Proper cars like they used to, just to prove to everyone that they CAN be better than evos, but at the moment they dont make anything to show they can.
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Old 31 January 2007, 09:00 PM
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one of the main ones i would change is hurting/shooting people that are on you land and are up to know good i want to be able to stop them when they are coming at me with out the fear of going to prison

also kick out every forieign scum that isnt ment to be here

make english prisons like american ones

paedophile murderers and such like exacuted full stop
Old 31 January 2007, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by howellsy42
one of the main ones i would change is hurting/shooting people that are on you land and are up to know good i want to be able to stop them when they are coming at me with out the fear of going to prison

also kick out every forieign scum that isnt ment to be here

make english prisons like american ones

paedophile murderers and such like exacuted full stop

I missed them points, but they would be on my list too.

Scott.
Old 31 January 2007, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
I'd get a list of all Daily Mail subscribers.

I'd then shut down said publication and carpet bomb the houses of all the readers.

Mostly parts of Hampshire, Surrey, Berkshire, South Cheshire, etc.
and much of Scoobynet it would seem
Old 31 January 2007, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul3446
Make anyone in A&E for drink related reasons pay for their own treatment.
Make anyone who posts stupid innane crap on internet forums die very slowly
Old 31 January 2007, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by sociophobe
Make anyone who posts stupid innane crap on internet forums die very slowly
Are you advocating self destruction?
Old 31 January 2007, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Are you advocating self destruction?
**** attracts flies, or is it the other way about?
Old 31 January 2007, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by sociophobe
**** attracts flies, or is it the other way about?
Which one are you?
Old 31 January 2007, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Which one are you?
Senile!
Old 31 January 2007, 11:40 PM
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drug dealers should have one eye, arm, leg, ear and ******** removed (so that when released from prison people will know that they are scum)



p.s £1000 fine for driving Impreza with 'Lexus Style' tail lights
Old 31 January 2007, 11:59 PM
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<pedant mode on>

Compulsory spelling tests for NSR posters, judging by this thread it is whats needed most

</pendant mode off>

Old 01 February 2007, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
<pedant mode on>

Compulsory spelling tests for NSR posters, judging by this thread it is whats needed most

</pendant mode off>

Compulsory punctuation tests for NSR posters, judging by this thread it is what's needed most

Alcazar
Old 01 February 2007, 09:11 AM
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So many people saying "stop making prisons like holiday camps" etc. I can assure you , they aren't. There's not a person here that wouldn't **** themselves the first night in there. Prison is a ****ing nightmare.
Old 01 February 2007, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Scooby Snacks 23
would be top of my list.
In addition, I'd bring back capital punishment.
Yes, top of my list also.
Old 01 February 2007, 09:21 AM
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Kill all peddlefidllers
Old 01 February 2007, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Compulsory punctuation tests for NSR posters, judging by this thread it is what's needed most

Alcazar

Thanks for that, was biding my time
Old 01 February 2007, 09:35 AM
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Ban all , none English speaking , thick looking traffic wardens.
Old 01 February 2007, 09:53 AM
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Kill all pediatrishuns.


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