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08 February 2007, 10:33 PM
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man goes to the doctor and says that after he masterbates he cant stop him self singing the english national anthem.
doctor tells him not too worry, a lot of ******* sing that
doctor tells him not too worry, a lot of ******* sing that
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for 6 days. Eventually Gabriel the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been??"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Gabriel, Look at what I've made"
Archangel Gabriel looked puzzled and said-
"what is it?"
"It's a planet" replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance".
"Balance?" inquired Gabriel, still confused.
God explained pointing todifferent parts of Earth, "for example Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor;
the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people",
God continued, pointing to different countries. "And over there, I call
this place America. North America will be rich and powerful and cold,
while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in
the middle is Central America, which is a hot spot. Can you see the balance??"
"Yes!" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, and then he pointed to a small country in Northern Europe, "what's that one?"
"Ah," said God, "That's Cymru (or Wales), the most glorious place on Earth.
There are beautiful snow capped mountains, untouched rivers, streams and lakes of exquisite, timeless beauty. The people make a drink called cwrw (or beer) which means the 'Water of Life'. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as warriors, engineers, inventors and pioneers".
Gabriel gasped in wonder and then admiration but then exclaimed "You said there will be a BALANCE!"
God replied wisely> ...> "Wait until you see the W**KER'S I'm putting next to them!"
i luv's everybody i do but superstar this is just for you
He inquired of God, "Where have you been??"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Gabriel, Look at what I've made"
Archangel Gabriel looked puzzled and said-
"what is it?"
"It's a planet" replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance".
"Balance?" inquired Gabriel, still confused.
God explained pointing todifferent parts of Earth, "for example Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor;
the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people",
God continued, pointing to different countries. "And over there, I call
this place America. North America will be rich and powerful and cold,
while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in
the middle is Central America, which is a hot spot. Can you see the balance??"
"Yes!" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, and then he pointed to a small country in Northern Europe, "what's that one?"
"Ah," said God, "That's Cymru (or Wales), the most glorious place on Earth.
There are beautiful snow capped mountains, untouched rivers, streams and lakes of exquisite, timeless beauty. The people make a drink called cwrw (or beer) which means the 'Water of Life'. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as warriors, engineers, inventors and pioneers".
Gabriel gasped in wonder and then admiration but then exclaimed "You said there will be a BALANCE!"
God replied wisely> ...> "Wait until you see the W**KER'S I'm putting next to them!"
i luv's everybody i do but superstar this is just for you
Sorry if my bit of banter has been taken wrong way, i will deffo be taging along if you are having any meets in future if that be ok?
Have gone through my post thoroughly and deffo never called anyone a w**ker and never will, so all chill. I seem to have been misunderstood, not much of a religious person either i'm afraid, but each to their own eh!
12 February 2007, 08:08 PM
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