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09 February 2007, 08:29 AM
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Tell them that you went to an underwater disco last night and you've pulled a muscle.
09 February 2007, 08:42 AM
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Tell them you've got women's problems ....... there must be a woman in your life who's problems affect you!
09 February 2007, 08:43 AM
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Phone up and say you can't make it in today because you have AIDS
09 February 2007, 09:16 AM
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Best I've heard....
"I won't be in until 12, a there's a tiger on the loose in Farnham".
How did he know it'd be captured by 12 ?
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09 February 2007, 09:52 AM
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Quote:
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Tell them that you went to an underwater disco last night and you've pulled a muscle.
Class.
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09 February 2007, 10:08 AM
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"Theres a tree down across our road". Worked for me
09 February 2007, 10:31 AM
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Or a cow on your bonnet?
09 February 2007, 12:00 PM
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Why not just be honest about it. They might even offer you more money to stay, on the other hand........!
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11 February 2007, 07:26 PM
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well i told them i had food poisoning - i'll see if it worked tommorow
couldn't have booked the day off as they want 2 weeks notice
so much for the interview - 10 mins asking the same questions as the application form with same answers, then they said they may have a casual position (so they expect me to leave a full time job for a casual 1? )
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