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02 March 2007, 09:49 PM

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This is the most rediculous topic I have ever read in my life...

02 March 2007, 10:22 PM

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This is the most rediculous topic I have ever read in my life...

Now this can't be strictly true, or that would be ridiculous!

02 March 2007, 10:39 PM

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This is the most rediculous topic I have ever read in my life...

Yet for some crazy reason people seem drawn to responding like moths to a flame

If nobody responded, he'd get bored and go away...

02 March 2007, 10:48 PM

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the bmw was doing 120, how fast was the audi going? says overtaking but that might have been in a 40 limit?

02 March 2007, 11:17 PM

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One that smashes into your face at 300mph

VAG have not built that car yet. They aim for that figure in 20 years time

02 March 2007, 11:25 PM

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VAG have not built that car yet. They aim for that figure in 20 years time

Hows the S40? ****? yeah thought as much

oh wait I forgot you changed your 'prefered' drive to your dads merc

oh wait double take, merc is great when you are practically dead and like 'quality interiors' and a smooth ride for your piles

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02 March 2007, 11:30 PM

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My S40 is fine. It hasnt missed a beat, and is cheap, comfortable, and inconspicous motoring. And best of all I dont have to worry about where I park it ETC.

MY mercedes is great to. Gotta love a mercedes ride quality, nothing can touch it for the money

Mercedes....The only manufacturer capable of getting two tonne monsters round the 'ring in under 8 mins. And doing it with a automatic at that

02 March 2007, 11:34 PM

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Well whoopdyf&ckingdoo!

02 March 2007, 11:36 PM

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My S40 is fine. It hasnt missed a beat, and is cheap, comfortable, and inconspicous motoring. And best of all I dont have to worry about where I park it ETC.

MY mercedes is great to. Gotta love a mercedes ride quality, nothing can touch it for the money

Mercedes....The only manufacturer capable of getting two tonne monsters round the 'ring in under 8 mins. And doing it with a automatic at that

is it possible for you to reply without using 'smileys'? They really don't add any weight to your delusions of grandeur (aka ramblings of a mental patient)

02 March 2007, 11:37 PM

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usual utter drivel from the biggest **** on the forum

You speak for us all

03 March 2007, 03:56 AM

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Amen Brother! The truth has been said!

I thought about giving Auditosser a break but after these remarks he only made me realise what a **** he is, and nothing will change that!

03 March 2007, 06:42 AM

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what a total and utter pile of steaming stool sample (trying to be polite).
retarded fool.

03 March 2007, 11:47 AM

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Only the stubborn will not listen to the wisdom that I am bestowing upon them. Listen to me mere mortal fools, I am trying to help you. Audi is the way. There is no other way. Its either audi or nothing.

Audi is the future.

03 March 2007, 11:58 AM

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Only the stubborn will not listen to the wisdom that I am bestowing upon them. Listen to me mere mortal fools, I am trying to help you. Aldi is the way. There is no other way. Its either aldi or nothing.

Aldi is the future.

Yes, but for me Tesco has a broader range if products and offers much higher quality

03 March 2007, 01:09 PM

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If Audi is the way, what are you doing here? We've already turned to the dark side, so nothing to convert here!!!

03 March 2007, 02:09 PM

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Audi lover you are as numb as an Audi itself

The BMW crashed head on at 120mph,no vehicle on earth would survive that impact.

03 March 2007, 05:27 PM

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Only an idiot will listen to the utter drivel that I am inflicting upon them. Listen to me mere mortal fools, I am a complete numb skull. Audilover is gay. There is no other way. I'm am gay and nothing you can say will change that..

Audi will be sold off by Porsche to some Malaysian car manufacturer.

03 March 2007, 06:28 PM

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AL, the mundane nature of your posts defies belief...and the worst thing is you dont even own an Audi!!!......get yourself an Audi, you probably wont be able to afford an RS Audi (doubt your pocket money will stretch to the finance payments), so you will have to make do with a shopping model, and you will soon realise that they are good cars for boring people......

03 March 2007, 06:35 PM

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Audi was trying to overtake some vehicles when it slammed head-on into a Daewoo carrying 3 family members. All passengers in Daewoo were killed. Audi passengers had no major injuries.

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Head on crash into a Hyundai Getz. The M5 was doing 120mph on a wet road. 2 people were killed on impact in the M5, 4 people killed in the Hyundai.

Which car would you rather be in? Both small cars involved in head on crashes with big german vehicles. The BMW didnt hold up. The audi did superb.

R.I.P to the unlucky passengers.

You are one sick individual. According to you people died in some of these photos. Yet you are sending out links to continue baiting people. Get a life.