Gav-WRX

Personally I think if you go on benefits and have a child you should get benefits but if you have further children whilst still on benefits you dont get any extra money.

pslewis

I would favour a 'Points System' ...........

Get to a certain point number and you are terminated!

For example .........

Single Mum 1 Child - 10 Points

Single Mum 2 Children - 30 Points

Single Mum 3 Children - 60 Points

If all children are different colours add 50 Points

Termination happens at 100 Points

Seriously, these people and their children cost us for every day they live ......

fivetide

iTrader: (1)

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch,
He tells me every day.
He says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of a way."

She sits on her *** he works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday.
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home.
Well, my friend, you gotta say:

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya', no way,
Na-na why don't you get a job?"
Say "No way", say "No way ya', no way,
Na-na why don't you get a job?"

I guess all this money... well, it isn't enough,
To keep the bill collectors at bay.
I guess all this money... well, it isn't enough,
'Cause that girl's got expensive taste.

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya', no way,
Na-na why don't you get a job?"
Say "No way", say "No way ya', no way,
Na-na why don't you get a job?"

Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all, oh yeah.
But, hey man, free ride's just to come on along, every day.

(Let me tell ya bout the other friend now.)

My friend's got a boyfriend and she hates that dick,
She tells me every day.
He wants more dinero just to stay at home.
Well, my friend, you gotta say:

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya', no way,
Na-na why don't you get a job?"
Say "No way", say "No way ya', no way,
Na-na why don't you get a job?"

"I won't give ya' no money, I always pay,
Na-na why don't you get a job?"
Say "No way", say "No way ya', no way,
Na-na why don't you get a joooooooob?"

Hey, that's something everyone can enjoy.

pslewis

Please ............... no 'Crappin Rappin' in here!!

fivetide

iTrader: (1)

it ain't rap grandad

actually on the radio on the way to work this morning and it remninded me of this thread. I was thinking they should put it on in job centres as encouragement, subliminal style.

other possible tunes

Working 9 till 5 - Dolly Parton
Gypsies Tramps and Thieves - Cher
Work Hard - Depeche Mode
Making plans for Nigel - XTC

might get a few motivated.

5t.