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but u can always put the lady in the mood, all u need tae dae is rub the genie button on her down below
rub her the right way and let her oot as aguilara would say lol
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lol so see u r using yours as a trojan horse and just bashing in the door
u need tae moist it before u stick it
foreplay helps,, nibbles, sweet kisses and gentle bites on her neck and breast bone and behind the neck and shoulders and biting ears and stuff and caressing her hair and scalp and sucking toes and biting angles etc etc kissing her forehead and eyebrowns and tingling her that way etc etc and biting shoulders and delts lol
so should kickstart the flood moists lol
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i cannae luv lol see last time someone reported me tae the mi5 and i wasnt happy at all, all coz i told the truth, it woz someone here and if u r a muslim they lock u up for anything bullsh1t
let me tell u though in my prime i woz so sexy and handsome evogirls wanted threesomes wae me lol no bull but i says hey im married and a muslim , but if u could marry u all i would but i cannae
im an old 30 yr old guy now
that says it all lol
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let me tell u though in my prime i woz so sexy and handsome evogirls wanted threesomes wae me lol no bull but i says hey im married and a muslim , but if u could marry u all i would but i cannae
im an old 30 yr old guy now
that says it all lol
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lol so see u r using yours as a trojan horse and just bashing in the door
u need tae moist it before u stick it
foreplay helps,, nibbles, sweet kisses and gentle bites on her neck and breast bone and behind the neck and shoulders and biting ears and stuff and caressing her hair and scalp and sucking toes and biting angles etc etc kissing her forehead and eyebrowns and tingling her that way etc etc and biting shoulders and delts lol
so should kickstart the flood moists lol
u need tae moist it before u stick it
foreplay helps,, nibbles, sweet kisses and gentle bites on her neck and breast bone and behind the neck and shoulders and biting ears and stuff and caressing her hair and scalp and sucking toes and biting angles etc etc kissing her forehead and eyebrowns and tingling her that way etc etc and biting shoulders and delts lol
so should kickstart the flood moists lol
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man feckin hell when my first born woz born, me and the wife couldnae get any quality time, the baby woz always screaming when we woz trying tae get it on lol pathetic but hey kids r worth it
and now i got 2 kids and i swear me and the good lady aint slept in the same bed for 5 weeks for hours but only a shortwhile
my twins r insomniac lol
so woz my first born but i luv em haha
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i cannae luv lol see last time someone reported me tae the mi5 and i wasnt happy at all, all coz i told the truth, it woz someone here and if u r a muslim they lock u up for anything bullsh1t
let me tell u though in my prime i woz so sexy and handsome evogirls wanted threesomes wae me lol no bull but i says hey im married and a muslim , but if u could marry u all i would but i cannae
im an old 30 yr old guy now
that says it all lol
peace
let me tell u though in my prime i woz so sexy and handsome evogirls wanted threesomes wae me lol no bull but i says hey im married and a muslim , but if u could marry u all i would but i cannae
im an old 30 yr old guy now
that says it all lol
peace
You are as mad as a box of frogs
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lol cheers luv u aint see me for real, ive been told im worse
but im calmed doon now, older and wiser lol, see when i woz young, me and my evo used tae rock i always used tae get pestered by ladies who wanted tae see moses kebab, see they think im this mythical character who oozes sexiness and wae some special sexy powers, which is b-o-l-locks im only a man like anyone else but hey it gets them all melted like butter and they start melting over me in the track races, this woz yrs back lol
a few times i thought ****, i need tae vanish coz i thought i woz gonna get raped by some girlie groupies lol
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PMSL crying with laughter @ bashing down the door with My Trojan horse.
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lol haha, man that woz brill , if it dries oot , *** a lil and make it wet again mate or if it really dries oot, olive oil is good lol, it gives it that italian taste
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Hey Moses, I have a couple of serious questions.
If Muslims men shave everything down there, do Muslim women shave too?
And why can the men shave down there but not shave their faces?
If Muslims men shave everything down there, do Muslim women shave too?
And why can the men shave down there but not shave their faces?
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aye lol muslim women r clean shaven lol for sure
also mate they can have a beard , its their personal choice, the prophets peabe be upon them all had beards so muslims follow the ways of the prophet etc, they call it the sunnah
but its not forced upon the muslims at all mate, but unfortunately taliban used tae lock people up if they didnt grow a beard the dumbwits
lol i felt sorry for the mongolian muslims and chinese muslims they really cannae grow any facial hair coz God made them that way, woz is the taliban gonna dae wae them lol lock them up for being natural haha
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Are peephole pants for Muslim ladies seen as a fanny burkha ?
All ladies should keep it tidy, nobody wants to snog Brian Blessed.
Not one to read whilst eating your dinner this !
All ladies should keep it tidy, nobody wants to snog Brian Blessed.
Not one to read whilst eating your dinner this !
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