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Old 06 March 2007, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Are peephole pants for Muslim ladies seen as a fanny burkha ?

All ladies should keep it tidy, nobody wants to snog Brian Blessed.

Not one to read whilst eating your dinner this !

lol no such thing as fanny burkha for women, fanny is for her man tae seee not for public


lol @ brian blessed haha, man u got way wae words, nice one
Old 06 March 2007, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
Not just tidy, women should be totally clean shaven.
lol rock on mate, too right

nothing beats totally clean shaven and soft heaven
Old 06 March 2007, 01:37 PM
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by the way kiwi mate

u know if a man has shaved and then a woman has shaved the same time or a day apart

it burns the lady lol, the friction causes alot of pain so u need tae oil her up so she doesnt feel the stubble lol
Old 06 March 2007, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
by the way kiwi mate

u know if a man has shaved and then a woman has shaved the same time or a day apart

it burns the lady lol, the friction causes alot of pain so u need tae oil her up so she doesnt feel the stubble lol

Would that be olive oil again? or would a bit of lard do
Old 06 March 2007, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Lydia72
Would that be olive oil again? or would a bit of lard do
a wee massage wae olive oil will dae if its freshly shaved it will smooth it doon so no friction and burns lol
Old 06 March 2007, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
At the end of the day though as long as you have shot your muck thats all that matters,gives her more time in the kitchen
LOL
Old 06 March 2007, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
I really could have done without that post in my head.
Why are you thinking about me ejaculating in your head for, you filthy *******. Go entertain the brasses like you do

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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
Not just tidy, women should be totally clean shaven.
why?
Old 06 March 2007, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
Why are you thinking about me ejaculating in your head for you filthy *******. Go entertain the brasses like you do
It's hard not to when you are blatantly describing you what you do when Mummy has popped out to the supermarket.

Does she still punish you for staining the sheets and do you often play with your own fluids?
Old 06 March 2007, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
why?
You definitely are a virgin aren't you.

Everything about it is better - smoother, cleaner, more slippery. You can see much better definition when it's swollen as she's turned on.
Old 06 March 2007, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
You definitely are a virgin aren't you.

Everything about it is better - smoother, cleaner, more slippery. You can see much better definition when it's swollen as she's turned on.

Sorry, I enjoy a good ole brazilian. Dont fancy the "12 year old" look myself.

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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
It's hard not to when you are blatantly describing you what you do when Mummy has popped out to the supermarket.

Does she still punish you for staining the sheets and do you often play with your own fluids?
You really are a vulgar old man, arent you?
Old 06 March 2007, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
You really are a vulgar old man, arent you?
Yes.
Old 06 March 2007, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
Yes.
Should have figured seeing as you like your women hairless like a pre-teen. Do you make the ****** you sleep with shave theirs also before you get it on with them?
Old 06 March 2007, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
Should have figured seeing as you like your women hairless like a pre-teen. Do you make the ****** you sleep with shave theirs also before you get it on with them?
Many people shave each other as part of their routines. Has you Mum never let you do that to her? Do you prefer the musky aroma of her fully grown bush?
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
Many people shave each other as part of their routines. Has you Mum never let you do that to her? Do you prefer the musky aroma of her fully grown bush?
I dont know what goes on in your family circle, but mine dont partake in such incestous activity. Live and let live I suppose. So I wont call you a dirty **** for your actions.
Old 06 March 2007, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
I dont know what goes on in your family circle, but mine dont partake in such incestous activity. Live and let live I suppose. So I wont call you a dirty **** for your actions.
It's you who is hot under the collar now, realising you dirty secrets are out in the open.
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Enjoying your foreplay chaps?
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
It's you who is hot under the collar now, realising you dirty secrets are out in the open.
Ok then....

Really you are talking about yourself, seeing as you are the one sweating like a paedophile in a playground
Old 06 March 2007, 04:44 PM
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I'm open and relaxed about things of a sexual nature, you clearly are not comfortable with frank discussions and find the whole thing grubby, which suggests either immaturity, inexperience or incest.
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
I'm open and relaxed about things of a sexual nature, you clearly are not comfortable with frank discussions and find the whole thing grubby, which suggests either immaturity, inexperience or incest.


or maybe because your a ***** house veteran.

And going by your previous posts I would hazard a guess that you take part in incestous activities, yet you are openly vulgar about sex. Contradiction or what. Again, I wont call you a sick *******, each to their own. Just keep away from me.
Old 06 March 2007, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
Earned your red wings then

It's bloody embarassing when the maid comes in and find blood stained sheets everywhere.
//

Do the maid as well.

"Thats life"
Old 06 March 2007, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
You definitely are a virgin aren't you.

Everything about it is better - smoother, cleaner, more slippery. You can see much better definition when it's swollen as she's turned on.
lol haha feckin hell, brilliant stuff, this is pure entertainment |
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
I dont know what goes on in your family circle, but mine dont partake in such incestous activity. Live and let live I suppose. So I wont call you a dirty **** for your actions.
thats a bit below the belt mate if u got a prob wae him call him something and dont attack his family, it shows your weak and a coward, a fanny actually
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
Should have figured seeing as you like your women hairless like a pre-teen. Do you make the ****** you sleep with shave theirs also before you get it on with them?

Cant answer for him. But I do. Helps get rid of lice etc and makes for more fun. If they wont then I do it for them. All a part of the service. Also I get them to shave the bit between my cheeks as I when I try to bend down with the trimmers I either pass out when I stand back up or catch a bit of skin and bacon slice my ****. Also you can see any warts etc. ~hair can be a good cover for STD s
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Originally Posted by Steve Brownhorn
LOL
If your dad's surname had been 2 colours further down the spectrum you'd be a different man now
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
Ok then....

Really you are talking about yourself, seeing as you are the one sweating like a paedophile in a playground
very sad indeed, not attacking him in such a sick and vile way, u lost the arguement already , shows your brain is smaller than a gaymans rectum
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I think most people's brains are smaller than audibummer's back passage, moses
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Originally Posted by moses
thats a bit below the belt mate if u got a prob wae him call him something and dont attack his family, it shows your weak and a coward, a fanny actually
awwwwww look everybody, moses doesnt like audilover anymore because I pointed out that he doesnt seem to get his wife wet.

If you actually had a brain cell you would have seen by the message you quoted of me was replying to a message of him mentioning my mother. So its only just that you now proceed to call him a fanny also, or openly come out the closest as a kiwigti poop scooper.
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
awwwwww look everybody, moses doesnt like audilover anymore because I pointed out that he doesnt seem to get his wife wet.

If you actually had a brain cell you would have seen by the message you quoted of me was replying to a message of him mentioning my mother. So its only just that you now proceed to call him a fanny also, or openly come out the closest as a kiwigti poop scooper.


first of all i didnt mind u carrying on wae me yesterday and i laffed and explained

but attacking a fellow scooby members family and incest and then a paedophile is very sickening and very low, he dont need me tae poop scoop him, he alone can slap u around like a wee fanny mate, no offence, insulting anyone by calling him such wicked and evil names, is very sad indeed and its right for any fellow scooby member tae put u right, he didnt insult your mother, all he said woz when she is oot, dae u often stain the sheets as in masterbating and then u insult his family and he says something back aboot yer mum

we can all argue and fight but attacking each others family members is not so brave or good , just giving u a bit of advice and i suggest u take it

and also what u said tae me, wasnt offensive so i wont get angry over that , it woz a joke i know whats a joke and whats an insult


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