also forget to mention YHPM (for newbies it means check your mail box, its not a new gay song). I am a part time inventor and I have mailed you plans to something I have been working on for a long time now. Its a little device that collects sound energy from your Sub and diverts it to your centre diff.

Crank up the stereo when you are about to drag someone and the extra kick will see you doing low 10's.

I have to warn you its patented so dont go sharing the plans

 

What about neons under the car?, i have heard they give you at least 10bhp!