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Old 08 March 2007, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
To be fair, she's probably not going to tell you if she wasn't! Not much you can do about it if her preference was uncircumcised!

Frankly I don't want my wife to have had enough of both kinds to form the basis of a valid comparison!

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mate trust me, western ladies dont like foreskins and cheddar cheese build up

they like clean rounded and circumsized darth vader helmets may the force be wae them and up them etc
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Moses, they threw the useful bit away.
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Moses, they threw the useful bit away.


lol they shouldnt have, foreskin= jewish wives dowry lol
Old 08 March 2007, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
lol they shouldnt have, foreskin= jewish wives dowry lol
Kin'ell sither, tha' must be laikin' wi' mi that's leet, if that's 't' dowry a wonder what 't' ring's like.


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[QUOTE=moses;6729906]mate trust me, western ladies dont like foreskins and cheddar cheese build up

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you owe me 1/2 a bowl of Ceaser salad.
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Kin'ell sither, tha' must be laikin' wi' mi that's leet, if that's 't' dowry a wonder what 't' ring's like.



lol haha luv yer accent bud did ye read the story aboot king david and the enemies foreskins, its true lol man thats a very cheap and bloody dowry
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[QUOTE=Angels City Monger;6729953]
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mate trust me, western ladies dont like foreskins and cheddar cheese build up

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you owe me 1/2 a bowl of Ceaser salad.

lol haha, anytime my friend, u r welcome, gimme yer address will send u a cheque wae cheese on top or what lol


peace
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Moses, you seem to have a strange fixation with foreskin and all things cheesy
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
Moses, you seem to have a strange fixation with foreskin and all things cheesy
naw mate its dreaming aboot 4 wives, one pakistani one i have , an arab, spanish or chechen or chinese or somalian and a jewess

that will complete me lol, i dont ask for much lol
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Originally Posted by moses
they dont dae it as custom in the usa, the jews and arabs dae but not the christians unless they have a disease

r u jewish maybe

no prob the oppisite.... im german decent
but in america they have been doing it regularly since the 50's.... it is for hygene and it has become a part of western (american) culture... xept rednecks and bigots who are so afraid of having somthing in common with a jew or arab that they opt for the ant-eater/ elephant trunk "look"
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Originally Posted by wrx_yank
no prob the oppisite.... im german decent
but in america they have been doing it regularly since the 50's.... it is for hygene and it has become a part of western (american) culture... xept rednecks and bigots who are so afraid of having somthing in common with a jew or arab that they opt for the ant-eater/ elephant trunk "look"


lol hahaaha that nearly made me pee laughing, nice one


german, awesome stuff bud , u may not believe but we share the same ancestors , persians, turkmen , mongols and germans and braham hindu as in aryan
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my ancestral symbol , muslims from aryan stock southern russian borders, uzbek, tajik, mongolia, afghan. persia , kazhak etc etc


symbol of peace, unity and power


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Looks like logo for a "washing powder" !
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Originally Posted by moses
naw mate its dreaming aboot 4 wives, one pakistani one i have , an arab, spanish or chechen or chinese or somalian and a jewess

that will complete me lol, i dont ask for much lol

arab like this:


chechan like this...


chinese:



and my personal fav....

jewish girls..



sarah silverman is so effing hot!!!

one more for you guys.


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Originally Posted by moses
mate trust me, western ladies dont like foreskins and cheddar cheese build up

they like clean rounded and circumsized darth vader helmets may the force be wae them and up them etc
Men get **** chesh, Women get fanny Batter
its part of life Moses embrace it.Just remember the words "fanny batter" next time you get intimate with your good wife
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Originally Posted by Angels City Monger
Looks like logo for a "washing powder" !

lol not at all mate, i luv it , before i starting reading my 5 times prayers when i woz young i woz gonna get it tattoo;d on my back but never got tae it
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Originally Posted by wrx_yank
arab like this:


chechan like this...


chinese:



and my personal fav....

jewish girls..




sarah silverman is so effing hot!!!

one more for you guys.


lol no thanks mate, i prefer nice polite and covered wimmin


but thanks anyways
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how can she be Arab?

and the chinese one isnt chinese
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Originally Posted by turbomatt
Men get **** chesh, Women get fanny Batter
its part of life Moses embrace it.Just remember the words "fanny batter" next time you get intimate with your good wife
lol sorry no asian ladies, muslim or indian or chinese, their all clean and keep themselves clean


nae fanny batter their lol
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Originally Posted by Angels City Monger
how can she be Arab?

and the chinese one isnt chinese

lol true, she is pakistani and the chinese one is american chinese probably

in china the chinese ladies r real wimmin and cover themselves up
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Originally Posted by moses
lol hahaaha that nearly made me pee laughing, nice one


german, awesome stuff bud , u may not believe but we share the same ancestors , persians, turkmen , mongols and germans and braham hindu as in aryan
yes, all came from the roving bands of hun's

turkey, now that is a diverse and beautiful place
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Originally Posted by wrx_yank
yes, all came from the roving bands of hun's

turkey, now that is a diverse and beautiful place
nice one mate u know the history brilliant, dark huns and light huns, so true, my ancestors all from mongol aryan stock and persia

nice one dude, rock on

turkey never been their, looks nice and yes their fae aryan stock as well, mongol and caucasian etc


peace the turkish empire r descendants of genghis and his sons etc but the other mongol turkman a few hundred yrs after aka tamerlane had wars wae the ottomons, shia vs sunni again
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Originally Posted by moses
lol sorry no asian ladies, muslim or indian or chinese, their all clean and keep themselves clean


nae fanny batter their lol
Dosent eating spicy food supposedly give ladies a certain aroma down below for example a chinese lady might have a "chow mein" aroma or maybe crispy "duck"
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Originally Posted by turbomatt
Dosent eating spicy food supposedly give ladies a certain aroma down below for example a chinese lady might have a "chow mein" aroma or maybe crispy "duck"
hahaha , fecking hell u r a comedian, i luv it


they taste better so they say, i aint gonna say if i go doon or no, private sex stuff is meant tae stay private, i only give advice and not share other stories lol
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Originally Posted by moses
hahaha , fecking hell u r a comedian, i luv it


they taste better so they say, i aint gonna say if i go doon or no, private sex stuff is meant tae stay private, i only give advice and not share other stories lol
I bet you save a fortune in take away's man lol
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Originally Posted by moses
nice one mate u know the history brilliant, dark huns and light huns, so true, my ancestors all from mongol aryan stock and persia

nice one dude, rock on

turkey never been their, looks nice and yes their fae aryan stock as well, mongol and caucasian etc


peace the turkish empire r descendants of genghis and his sons etc but the other mongol turkman a few hundred yrs after aka tamerlane had wars wae the ottomons, shia vs sunni again
the southern turks still "shell "the arabs in northern iraq with their cannons... but they are kurds and no-one likes them it seems...

they are the only people who did not get their own "stan" country when the USSR broke up, so they are mad.
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Originally Posted by wrx_yank
the southern turks still "shell "the arabs in northern iraq with their cannons... but they are kurds and no-one likes them it seems...

they are the only people who did not get their own "stan" country when the USSR broke up, so they are mad.
true, thats sad mate, their woz a kurdistan but the ****** arabs and turks took it by force the w@nkers


the greatest warrior after the prophets peace be upon them and other caliphates woz a kurd called sheikh saladdin ayubi or salahuddin ayubi in arabic the one they show int he kingdom of heaven

he didnt believe in nationalism etc but just islam

see the turks r nationalists and have oppressed the kurds so much, it saddens me how they can dae that tae fellow muslims in turkey

if the turks and arabs gave them their right, kurds wouldnt want a state, now their fighting for it

and allied themselves wae evil bush in northern iraq and israel which is sad
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Originally Posted by wrx_yank
the southern turks still "shell "the arabs in northern iraq with their cannons... but they are kurds and no-one likes them it seems...

.
by the way thats the only good thing the turks dae

see those northen iraqis they r the ppp and plant bombs in southern turkey so as turks they have the right tae defend their country but tae oppress the kurdhish turks thats an evil who r living in turkey
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Originally Posted by turbomatt
I bet you save a fortune in take away's man lol


lo i swear i dae mate, my wife is a brilliant cook, indian food is oor own anyway,she can make chinese, greek food and also italian

she is a very good cook

but i still treat her outside tae a curry or halal chinese or italian, she needs a rest , its the least i can dae

cheers

but u r welcome for a curry if u r ever by mate i
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Originally Posted by moses
lo i swear i dae mate, my wife is a brilliant cook, indian food is oor own anyway,she can make chinese, greek food and also italian

she is a very good cook

but i still treat her outside tae a curry or halal chinese or italian, she needs a rest , its the least i can dae

cheers

but u r welcome for a curry if u r ever by mate i
Indian food is my fave although i dont get to taste the proper stuff very often, However the local curry house just 5 mins walk from my house is the best i tasted yet.It has addictive qualities i swear Because every weekend i get a great urge to go and pop in for a lovely pasanda or dansak


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