Jay m A

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Rage against the machine has a good one - its not about breaking up, but the chorus gets the threadstarters boxes ticked!

Hanslow

Die, Die My Darling - Misfits orig or Metallica cover
In My Darkest Hour - Megadeth
F**king Hostile - Pantera
Liar - Megadeth

WRX_Dazza

hahahaha quality

SJ_Skyline

Erotic Suicide - Comes around, goes around

The Anti-Nowhere League - Woman

deano

I want you to know, that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theatre
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, till you died
But you're still alive

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me

I'm here to remind you
of the mess you left when you went away
it's not fair to deny me
of the cross i bear that you gave to me
you, you, you ought to know
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you **** her

Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, til you died
But you're still alive

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

Cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

DCI Gene Hunt

^^^ Oh dear deano

SJ_Skyline

Alanis Morisette ranks quite highly on my list of "People that deserve to be shoved into a ditch, covered in petrol and set on fire."

MrShades

Yup.... the very same.... try and find it!

Initial lyrics...

"Why don't you take your love and shove it up your big fat ****,
You know you're the reason we're through..."

Chris Evans used it a few times on his R1 breakfast show a few years ago...

CharlesW

There are some classics aired on Bob Dylan's Theme time Radio hour on "Divorce". I think he expresses a strong personal interest in that theme.
Anyway there is one cracker by Jerry Reed that goes like this:

She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)
Written by: Jerry Reed
Performed by: Jerry Reed
Albums: The Bird-1982, Jerry Reed Live, Still-2005, et al.


Well, I guess it was back in '63,
When eatin' my cookin' got the better of me,
So I asked this little girl I was goin' with to be my wife.
Well, she said she would, so I said, 'I do'.
But I'da said, 'I wouldn't' if I'da just knew how sayin' 'I do'
Was gonna screw up all o' my life.

Well, the first few years weren't all that bad.
I'll never forget the good times we had,
'Cause I'm reminded every month when I send her the child support.
Well, it wasn't too long till the lust all died.
And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised,
The day I came home and found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch.
Well, I tried to get in, she changed the lock.
Then I found this note taped on the mailbox that said,
"Goodbye, turkey. My attorney will be in touch."
So I decided right then and there I was gonna do what's right
Give 'er her fair share but, brother,
I didn't know her share was gonna be that much.

She got the goldmine, (She got the goldmine,)
I got the shaft. (I got the shaft.)
They split it right down the middle,
And then they give her the better half.
Well, it all sounds sorta funny,
But it hurts too much to laugh.
She got the goldmine, I got the shaft.

Now listen up. You ain't heard nothin' yet.
Why, they give 'er the color televison set.
Then they give 'er the house, the kids and both of the cars.
See.
Well, then they started talkin' about child support, alimony,
And the costs to the court.
Didn't take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was.
I'm tellin' ya, they have made a mistake.
'Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes.
Besides, everythin' I ever had worth takin' they've already took.
While she's livin' like a queen on alimony.
I'm workin' two shifts, eatin' baloney.
Askin' myself, "Why didn't you just learn how to cook?"

They give her the goldmine, (She got the goldmine,)
They give me the shaft. (I got the shaft.)
They said they're splittin' it all down the middle,
But she got the better half.
Well, it all sounds mighty funny,
But it hurts too much to laugh.
She got the goldmine, I got the shaft.

--instrumental break--

Well, she got the goldmine, (She got the goldmine,)
I got the shaft. (I got the shaft.)
They split it all down the middle,
And then they give her the better half.
Well, I guess it all sounds funny,
(Ahh, ha ha ha)
But it hurts too much to laugh.
She got the goldmine, I got the shaft.

Heh, heh. Hey, Jimmy, I got the shaft.
But I don't have to worry about totin' a billfold anymore.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I let my wife tote it.
I'm gonna be carryin' food stamps.
You get it, judge?
I'm gonna be indebted.
That's my money.
Huh?
Contempt of court?
What do you mean I'm in contempt of court?

[Thanks to Briana Carson for lyrics]

RichS

"My Baby is a Headf**k" - The Wildhearts.

Great song

New_scooby_04

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A legacy - Marillion. Great lyrics and chilling ending!

When I leave you
I will leave you
Things that might not help you
Things that might
Problems that I never solved
Dreams to keep you up at night
As I leave you
I will leave you
Things that stick for ever
Things that slide
Mysteries I swallowed whole
Happiness I couldn't share
I will leave you
Promises I never kept
I will leave you
Stories that I never told
Principles betrayed or sold
Love I tried to spread too wide
I will leave you
Muscles you can grow in hate
I will leave you
Summer darkness
Winter light
Young mans shame and
Old mans pride
When I leave you
I will hate to leave you
That's the heat that grows
With growing old
So never let me leave you
Never let me leave you
Cold

Ns04

New_scooby_04

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Or of course, if she's really p*ssed you off and you want to be just plain furious, nothing beats a spot of Rammstein. Tanslated from German by Rammstein Lyrics and Translations: Reise, Reise | Herzeleid.com | The number one source for Rammstein.

I have plans big plans
I'm going to build you a house
Every stone will be a tear
And you'll never move out again
Yeah I'm going to build a little house for you
with no windows no door
It'll be dark inside
No light will get in at all

Yeah I'll make you a home
And you are to be a part of it all

Stone by stone I wall you in
Stone by stone
I'll always be with you

Without clothes without shoes
You watch me working
With your feet in cement
You brighten up the foundation
Outside there will be a garden
And no one will hear you scream

Stone by stone I wall you in
Stone by stone
I'll always be with you

What a pounding what a hammering
Outside it's starting to get dark [1]
All of the nails stand at attention
when I ram them into your body-wood [2]

Stone by stone I wall you in
Stone by stone
And nobody will hear you scream

Bit harsh perhaps?

scooby51

Elton John - The Bitch is Back
2Pac - Wonder why they call you bitch
Greenday -Whatsername
Milk Monitors - You do my head in (showing my age here)
If she's schizophrenic then; Olive - You're not Alone

Hanslow

One more suggestions, off the excellent God Hates Us All album by Slayer

Exile

Lyrics here (some naughty words ) SLAYER - EXILE Lyrics