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Old 26 April 2007, 10:36 PM
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switch the pc off and get ready to **** his brains out!!
Old 26 April 2007, 10:40 PM
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Illegal immigrants !! they are to blame for everything
Old 26 April 2007, 10:53 PM
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pissed women eh.....


get on yer knees and blow...thatll make the toolbar pop up...
Old 26 April 2007, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by InvisibleMan


pissed women eh.....


get on yer knees and blow...thatll make the toolbar pop up...
il will make something pop up.
Old 26 April 2007, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
Here's the sit. Hubby at night classes studying hard. Me, good wife at home waiting patiently for his return. Except I'm absolutely battered and listening (and worse singing along to) Howard Jones VERY loudly.

Plausible excuses needed.

(It'staking me ages to trype one post.....beware the evils of drink....)
You're funny come on SN more often - especially when you're pissed !!!!
Old 26 April 2007, 11:32 PM
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ok she sent a rude mms pic of her to me while i was on the train to my work mobile. I tried to download it, connected to gprs, then to work vpn but couldnt download.
hmmm apparently certain numbers are barred on our work phones and BT will phone my boss to let him know what was tried. eg someone phoned a **** line & BT told the boss. How would this apply to mms's?

Would it be like accepting reverse-call charging?...

BT: boss would you like to accept the charge for this pictxt of some norks?.....
Old 27 April 2007, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
MARKUS - YOU GREAT HUNK OF GORGEOUSNESS YOU!!!!

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN!!!!!

You're lovely you are! You were there when we met!

I lvoe you - but of course I love him more!

Remember the wild horses?!

(And the suer name is partly your faulty anyway!)

'ello darlin'

I do remember the wild horses and trying to restrain someone who was intent on giving them wine. Said person also gatecrashed a school reunion
Old 27 April 2007, 07:41 AM
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How did you get on when hubby got in?

How's the head this morning?

Do you even remember last night?

Old 27 April 2007, 07:53 AM
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What a feckin LUSH

Just tell him you were 'dieting'......

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A fruity cocktail may not only be fun to drink but may count as health food, U.S. and Thai researchers said on Thursday
Oh yes tis true

Any coloured fruit might be made even more healthful with the addition of a splash of alcohol, they report in the Journal of the Science of Food and Agriculture.


Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you
Old 27 April 2007, 09:28 AM
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lol why should you have cared in the first place? people are allowed to get drunk you know wouldnt have bothered me, would have probably found it funny and had a drink with you when I got home

Hope your not suffering today
Old 27 April 2007, 11:57 AM
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I wonder if DBW is still nursing a hangover. Either that or she's been sent to the naughty step...
Old 27 April 2007, 12:03 PM
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She'll of had drunken sex.... so carpet burns and bruises all round then
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