did you get expelled from school?
07 May 2007, 06:44 PM
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I didnt get in trouble, I just used to suggest to more gullible children things that got them into trouble, did have a few fights, I got bollocked for one, I missed and punched the wall, the teacher assumed the blood was the other kid and that I had half murdered him, it was my blood !
07 May 2007, 06:58 PM
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how times have changed 
when i was at school we didnt know what 'dope' was. our skirts were down to the knee and our sock were pulled up so high they were nearly knickers as well. the boys had to have all their buttons done up and wear a tie all the time. some boys managed to look 'ard' if they had a fatter tie knot than everyone else
when i was at school we didnt know what 'dope' was. our skirts were down to the knee and our sock were pulled up so high they were nearly knickers as well. the boys had to have all their buttons done up and wear a tie all the time. some boys managed to look 'ard' if they had a fatter tie knot than everyone else
07 May 2007, 07:54 PM
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Fecking did too when he was a good shot
Never got expelled though.
Been infront of the head of Secondary school once that I recall, other than that I always towed the line.
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07 May 2007, 07:57 PM
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Ehhh .. ok then 
Thought I'd make it all up, cos er that would be cool wouldn't it ........
In fact, edited as the only incorrect bit was that the Headmaster's room being set on fire, was only actually his waste paper bin and this was at Primary school and not high school as I may have lead to believe....
Still wearing your favourite jumper stilover ?
Thought I'd make it all up, cos er that would be cool wouldn't it ........
In fact, edited as the only incorrect bit was that the Headmaster's room being set on fire, was only actually his waste paper bin and this was at Primary school and not high school as I may have lead to believe....
Still wearing your favourite jumper stilover ?
At school I had this jumper that the head of year didn't like. So I took it off and choked him with it to near death.
He made me stand up in assembly one morning to complain yet again about my jumper. So I jumped over everyone and kicked the living **** out of this guy.
There was one time when he made me count the number of bricks in a wall. So I took out a sledge hammer and knocked the ****** down.
There was another time that he gave me a `B` instead of an `A` in History. For revenge I went round his house and raped his daughter.
Another time he just looked at me funny. So I set fire to him.
After all that they still didn't expell me. Bonus
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07 May 2007, 08:58 PM
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I was expelled after punching two teachers at the 5th year christmas do, in February.
Was kicked out for being pissed and off my tree on poppers and got soundly beaten by the kids from the neighboring school who were waiting for 100+ lads to come out for a rumble. Took umbridge at the fact that these two sh1tbags threw me out knowing full well I would get a kicking so went back n and leathered them.
Still, managed to get my o'levels after they let me back in just to take them.
Was kicked out for being pissed and off my tree on poppers and got soundly beaten by the kids from the neighboring school who were waiting for 100+ lads to come out for a rumble. Took umbridge at the fact that these two sh1tbags threw me out knowing full well I would get a kicking so went back n and leathered them.
Still, managed to get my o'levels after they let me back in just to take them.
07 May 2007, 09:35 PM
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At school I had this jumper that the head of year didn't like. So I took it off and choked him with it to near death.
He made me stand up in assembly one morning to complain yet again about my jumper. So I jumped over everyone and kicked the living **** out of this guy.
There was one time when he made me count the number of bricks in a wall. So I took out a sledge hammer and knocked the ****** down.
There was another time that he gave me a `B` instead of an `A` in History. For revenge I went round his house and raped his daughter.
Another time he just looked at me funny. So I set fire to him.
After all that they still didn't expell me. Bonus
He made me stand up in assembly one morning to complain yet again about my jumper. So I jumped over everyone and kicked the living **** out of this guy.
There was one time when he made me count the number of bricks in a wall. So I took out a sledge hammer and knocked the ****** down.
There was another time that he gave me a `B` instead of an `A` in History. For revenge I went round his house and raped his daughter.
Another time he just looked at me funny. So I set fire to him.
After all that they still didn't expell me. Bonus
07 May 2007, 10:36 PM
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Never got expelled.......but did get suspended twice, only for smoking in the toilets and bunking off.
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07 May 2007, 11:02 PM
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Threatened with suspension....
girl who was very very VERY religious...RE lessons used to be a nightmare...
She used to be miss goody two shoes - you know the sort.. perfect attendance, 5 star homework - always in on time or early!, creep **** to the teachers...used to voluntarily go to the deputy heads office to help out during break times
one day 5 of us ( 3 girls, 2 boys) were waiting for lessons to start, and we all donned our white labs coats.. when we saw prissy-pants, we all ran towards her shouting that the men in white coats had come to take her away...
2 days later during a music period, the deputy head comes and calls us 3 girls out ( boys weren't even mentioned
) and we were told she had been informed of the incident.. threatened to suspend us if we continued to make fun of the other pupil...
Bleddy grass as well as a prissy-pants
girl who was very very VERY religious...RE lessons used to be a nightmare...
She used to be miss goody two shoes - you know the sort.. perfect attendance, 5 star homework - always in on time or early!, creep **** to the teachers...used to voluntarily go to the deputy heads office to help out during break times
one day 5 of us ( 3 girls, 2 boys) were waiting for lessons to start, and we all donned our white labs coats.. when we saw prissy-pants, we all ran towards her shouting that the men in white coats had come to take her away...
2 days later during a music period, the deputy head comes and calls us 3 girls out ( boys weren't even mentioned
) and we were told she had been informed of the incident.. threatened to suspend us if we continued to make fun of the other pupil...Bleddy grass as well as a prissy-pants
07 May 2007, 11:18 PM
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Somebody,not sure if they were ever caught , deposited a number 2 in our music teacher's cupboard ( she was a fairly posh smallish lady - who almost never had her control of her classroom )and the whole school got to hear about it in assembly from the head 'We will find out who did this if we have to go thro the whole school' he said thro an alcoholic haze .
'We will find out who did this if we have to go thro the whole school' he said thro an alcoholic haze .
08 May 2007, 02:02 AM
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My cousins 14 year old lad just been excluded for a month for selling packets of crisps. They have a ban on crisps at the school so he goes to asda on a morning & buys a few multi packs then sells them in the yard. He has people working for him in each year of the school. He makes quite a tidy profit aswell. Hed been excluded a few times for fighting, turns out he was fighting with people that had tried to muscle in on his operation.
If i recall correctly the 1st week he started secondary school he was caught selling duty free cigarettes in the yard.
Last week his dad had a accident & ended up in hospital i went up to casualty with them, was quite surprised when he was so insistant that he had to go to school next day, now i know why.
i was glad of any excuse to get day off.
I was relatively quiet at school tended to keep my self to my self. Majority of mys m8s were in the years above me. I got bullied a bit for a spell then one time as i was walking through a park to get to my bus stop on way home about 7 lads started on me.
Unknowing to them and me my m8s from year above were waiting for me over the hill. One of them saw what was going on next think it all kicked off and about 20 of my m8s were there giving them a going over. never been so happy to see some 1 in my life.
No 1 really bothered me after that, think 2 of them ended up in hospital.
Me & my best m8 aswell as 2 others were excluded for 2 weeks. I remember teacher telling us as if it was a really harsh punishment that would show us the error of our ways (even though it was the other lot who started it & nothing happened to them). For part of the 2 weeks my dad took me and the others who were excluded to scotland for a week fishing. When we was away one of the teachers attempted to phone each of our houses saying we could come back to school as they had re evaluated the suspnsion time. Dont think they were to happy when they found out where wed gone.
If i recall correctly the 1st week he started secondary school he was caught selling duty free cigarettes in the yard.
Last week his dad had a accident & ended up in hospital i went up to casualty with them, was quite surprised when he was so insistant that he had to go to school next day, now i know why.
i was glad of any excuse to get day off.I was relatively quiet at school tended to keep my self to my self. Majority of mys m8s were in the years above me. I got bullied a bit for a spell then one time as i was walking through a park to get to my bus stop on way home about 7 lads started on me.
Unknowing to them and me my m8s from year above were waiting for me over the hill. One of them saw what was going on next think it all kicked off and about 20 of my m8s were there giving them a going over.
never been so happy to see some 1 in my life.No 1 really bothered me after that, think 2 of them ended up in hospital.
Me & my best m8 aswell as 2 others were excluded for 2 weeks. I remember teacher telling us as if it was a really harsh punishment that would show us the error of our ways (even though it was the other lot who started it & nothing happened to them). For part of the 2 weeks my dad took me and the others who were excluded to scotland for a week fishing. When we was away one of the teachers attempted to phone each of our houses saying we could come back to school as they had re evaluated the suspnsion time. Dont think they were to happy when they found out where wed gone.
08 May 2007, 08:31 AM
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My cousins 14 year old lad just been excluded for a month for selling packets of crisps. They have a ban on crisps at the school so he goes to asda on a morning & buys a few multi packs then sells them in the yard.
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08 May 2007, 12:21 PM
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i did get kicked out loads of times but the best one was for ,,,,,getting chickens from mates farm her brother was old enough to drive so he helped and we let them out in the middle of the hall during a school play one night lol
mums and dad screaming like mad and head looking like he was going to pop a vain ,dont life get boring as we get older
mums and dad screaming like mad and head looking like he was going to pop a vain ,dont life get boring as we get older
23 May 2007, 03:17 AM
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Sorry, but I was the 'good student' back then. I tried not to attract attention, so I was able to blend in luckily.
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23 May 2007, 08:51 AM
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Well, I wasn't strictly expelled, I was in the sixth form which isn't compulsory education, but I was told to leave.
Some money had gone missing from some funds we raised from some Xmas shows, I got the blame, though I hasten to add it wasn't me. STill, it was probably for the best as all I did was dick about in the sixth from and would have had the ignomy of failing all my A-levels.
Got a job instead and never looked back.
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Some money had gone missing from some funds we raised from some Xmas shows, I got the blame, though I hasten to add it wasn't me. STill, it was probably for the best as all I did was dick about in the sixth from and would have had the ignomy of failing all my A-levels.
Got a job instead and never looked back.
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23 May 2007, 09:23 AM
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Never got suspended or expelled, as I never got caught except for the time I kind of imported illegal weapons on a school trip to France (suitcase full of flick knives, CS gas, etc). Just got a 6-hour detention for that one (Saturday morning as well). Other than that (oh, and the jazz mag trade, which was very profitable) I was squeaky clean !
except for the time I kind of imported illegal weapons on a school trip to France (suitcase full of flick knives, CS gas, etc). Just got a 6-hour detention for that one (Saturday morning as well). Other than that (oh, and the jazz mag trade, which was very profitable) I was squeaky clean !
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23 May 2007, 09:52 AM
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Got elbowed by some awful kid in assembly,forgot myself and lamped him.
Got called up to see the deputy head (this was a private school with quite intimidating teachers who wore big black gowns) - Expected expulsion but was told "you've got a good right cross there, don't do it again!"
I was generally quite good but my Dad at 15 got expelled when a teacher whacked him with a wooden board rubber for the second time (drawing blood) so he turned around and broke the teachers nose.
Always used that as ammo when he told me I wasn't working hard enough at school!
Got called up to see the deputy head (this was a private school with quite intimidating teachers who wore big black gowns) - Expected expulsion but was told "you've got a good right cross there, don't do it again!"
I was generally quite good but my Dad at 15 got expelled when a teacher whacked him with a wooden board rubber for the second time (drawing blood) so he turned around and broke the teachers nose.
Always used that as ammo when he told me I wasn't working hard enough at school!
23 May 2007, 11:09 AM
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I once got suspended for hitting a bully over the head with a chair, I wouldn't of got suspended because of his reputation if I wasn't so cheeky when the headmaster asked me why I hit him over the head with a chair - I said 'cos I couldn't pick up the table'
Got a pat on the back from my old dear, AND I had my birthday off - bargain!
Got a pat on the back from my old dear, AND I had my birthday off - bargain!
23 May 2007, 11:25 AM
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Punched the deputy Head and KO'ed him for shoving me in the back when I got sent off in a Rugby Cup Final.
not big, not clever! mind you niether was he
Was only allowed back into school for my exam days.
not big, not clever! mind you niether was he Was only allowed back into school for my exam days.
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