corradoboy

Maybe the wimmin should take his frequent need to disappear to the loo as a compliment

I always do it at w*rk (poo, that is ), and charge my phone, make any long phone calls etc etc

DJ Vinyl Ritchie

What a bunch of stupid bints


DJ Vinyl Ritchie..............I'd treat them to a golden shower......at their workstations

Claaarkio

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He could document the turds with pictures, description and time scales and send out a weekly "Turd Audit" to all the nosey bints.

being sure to use the zoom function and full screen pics.

kingofturds

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Come in early one morning and take a dump on their desk, really give the bints something to moan about And when it is rag week make a complaint about how long they go to the toilet to reload their tampons.

jaytc2003

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bet he goes less and for shorter duration than the women when its blob time

STi wanna Subaru

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If these women have had kids or are in their 40's chances are they don't go the loo as much due to pissing themselves. Probably sponsored by Tenna lady

oldsplice

This is my favourite!!.......

julian N/W wrx my93

LOL!

Being a tight wad, i always poo when i'm at work, or out or in other peoples houses......

why use my bog roll when you can use someone elses!!!!!!!

D.K.1

Remind me NEVER to invite you into my house then Julia. you can use the garden, like the dawg

julian N/W wrx my93

paulr

Is he going for a pi$$-$hit-***. Thats what people do where i work. Use going to the loo as an excuse for a quick ***. Ultimately you trust your workers or you dont.

J4CKO

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Tell them he has Crohns/IBS/Spastic Colon/Ulcer/Screaming Dutch **** Rot or something like that, should shut them up. Or just say he was wanking over their photos.

I always go for a poo at work, would **** myself otherwise, 10:10 give or take a few seconds. Working in IT, I call this a scheduled 'Job'

pauly

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tell him not to go for a poo and drop some real smelly love puffs all around the office....
the daft bint's will be begging him to go to the toilet then....
tell them no and carry on till they are sick
might hurt for a day but he'll never get moaned at for goin to the khazi again

skoobidude

I used to work with a guy who would turn up to work, clock in, make a cuppa, turn his pc on then go straight to the bog for 10mins. He often popped his head in my office for a quick hello before holding his stomach saying that he has "one baking in the oven" before dashing to the loo.

Nick

jods

Agreed - He should also point out how much time the split ***** spend flapping their gums to each other rather than doing their jobs.

AND how long they spend on the phone to their mates.

Serious point now:
If he has a medical condition that neccesitates (sp) frequent loo trips then I think it would be discriminatory to discipline him for it.

Get Cherie Bliar onto it - send her a tupperware jar full of his dump to analyse?