At last, I now own a Scooby
18 July 2007, 02:20 PM
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18 July 2007, 02:26 PM
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Well, it was nice to speak with you all, although the woman should really be preparing her mans shoes and suit for his following days business, he would reward your for it, I am sure. A clean house is a clean mind and I am sure you would like one of those wouldn't you? How many wives does your husband have and are you the only lazy one?
I must now leave temporarily as I have to bind up yesterdays newpapers.
Shalom aleichem.
I must now leave temporarily as I have to bind up yesterdays newpapers.
Shalom aleichem.
18 July 2007, 02:31 PM
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He has no wives 
We live in sin and are happy about it 
I have been lazy of late, but that's due to being under the weather and carrying a football on my front 
If my house was as filthy as my mind I would have to live in the sewer
I cannot prepare his shoes as he is wearing them in work right now, but I may iron a shirt later
I would like my house cleaner though, do you offer yourself for maid services?
We live in sin and are happy about it I have been lazy of late, but that's due to being under the weather and carrying a football on my front If my house was as filthy as my mind I would have to live in the sewer
I cannot prepare his shoes as he is wearing them in work right now, but I may iron a shirt later
I would like my house cleaner though, do you offer yourself for maid services?
18 July 2007, 02:35 PM
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Well, it was nice to speak with you all, although the woman should really be preparing her mans shoes and suit for his following days business, he would reward your for it, I am sure. A clean house is a clean mind and I am sure you would like one of those wouldn't you? How many wives does your husband have and are you the only lazy one?
18 July 2007, 03:05 PM
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18 July 2007, 03:11 PM
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You only get them if you are out of line wit T&Cs or upset someone
I hope your Impreza ownership is a happy one and I would like to say welcome (even though it is amost a year since you joined)
I hope your Impreza ownership is a happy one and I would like to say welcome (even though it is amost a year since you joined)
18 July 2007, 03:24 PM
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18 July 2007, 03:59 PM
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19 July 2007, 12:08 PM
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Indeed I did, why is there something I should know about the car?
Gatty seemed like a very fair fellow and I am happy to have bought his car and can now call it my own. I was only saying yesterday to my brother, Yackshag, how pleased I am to now finally be accepted in my town of residence, Dunstable. It just goes to show that to gain respect in England, you not only need to have your foreskin in a jar on the mantlpiece at home, you also need to have a nice car. This I only realised after owning the Imprezza.
Gatty seemed like a very fair fellow and I am happy to have bought his car and can now call it my own. I was only saying yesterday to my brother, Yackshag, how pleased I am to now finally be accepted in my town of residence, Dunstable. It just goes to show that to gain respect in England, you not only need to have your foreskin in a jar on the mantlpiece at home, you also need to have a nice car. This I only realised after owning the Imprezza.
19 July 2007, 12:42 PM
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Its internet geek speak for F*cking Pi**ing myself laughing.
Your right to be paranoid scoobs are renownd for poor fuel consumption, i`d fill the boot and back seat with jerrycans full of super, for emergencies like, if i were you
Your right to be paranoid scoobs are renownd for poor fuel consumption, i`d fill the boot and back seat with jerrycans full of super, for emergencies like, if i were you
19 July 2007, 12:48 PM
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Thank you, you foul mouthed youth.
I am however unable to place anything in the boot until the police come and defuse the device that Gatty placed in it as a "freebie" for me when I picked the car up. Luckily the battery in the digital clock that he had attached to it was from Asda, and hence, not entirely new.
I am however unable to place anything in the boot until the police come and defuse the device that Gatty placed in it as a "freebie" for me when I picked the car up. Luckily the battery in the digital clock that he had attached to it was from Asda, and hence, not entirely new.
19 July 2007, 01:00 PM
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Member is a very polite way of putting it
anyway...
https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...ob-muslim.html
anyway...
https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...ob-muslim.html