Porn and how it can be embarrassing
30 July 2007, 07:26 PM
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30 July 2007, 07:27 PM
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I work with a guy whos a right character. He took to a new starter a young lad, whos Birthday was approaching. He took him to a Brothel paid for him too, Then took him home and told his Mum and Dad all about it.
30 July 2007, 09:50 PM
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I'll tell ya whats REALLY embarrassing, when your showing your family a pic or vid on your phone and stumble across a video of your missus giving you a nosh
30 July 2007, 09:55 PM
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lol, nearest to that was an old phone i bought off ebay. none of the texts were deleted and i read through some **** that playboy would be proud to write
proud to say the previous owner was a muff diver
2 pics on there aswell, one normal pose. the other one.....well, it was quite hot
yes, she recieved a very postive feedback
proud to say the previous owner was a muff diver2 pics on there aswell, one normal pose. the other one.....well, it was quite hot
yes, she recieved a very postive feedback
I had something similar - I bought an SE phone off ebay for my GF and there was a picture of some blokes ***. I posted +ve feedback and said "Phone arrived safely and as described, Not sure about the *** pic though!"
30 July 2007, 10:00 PM
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30 July 2007, 10:08 PM
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30 July 2007, 10:52 PM
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im sure i can beat that one i was at my fellas over the weekend and his dad walked in on us having sex!!!!! lmao i was so embarrased though it was unbelieveable i couldnt face him for the rest of the day 
30 July 2007, 11:04 PM
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I sort of know how you feel, I was staying at gav's one night and his room is right next to his parents anyway we had sex went to sleep went down stairs in the morning and his mum said to us 'we could hear you 2 at it last night, the mirror was banging against the wall and woke your dad up'
I was horrified and I'm not easily embarrased!! I just wanted to curl up into a ball and die!!
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30 July 2007, 11:10 PM
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I sort of know how you feel, I was staying at gav's one night and his room is right next to his parents anyway we had sex went to sleep went down stairs in the morning and his mum said to us 'we could hear you 2 at it last night, the mirror was banging against the wall and woke your dad up' I was horrified and I'm not easily embarrased!! I just wanted to curl up into a ball and die!!
30 July 2007, 11:17 PM
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31 July 2007, 07:33 AM
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think one of my best ones was about 3 years ago, just after me and natalie started seeing each other. was popping out with her for something. was just my little bro in the house. anyways, 2 mins down the road, id realised id forgotton my keys to get in later (was late evening). popped back home, and as i opened the back door, i heard furious ruffling comeing from behind the kitchen door which leads to the living room.
anyways, twigging on straight away that my then 13 year old bro maybe felt amourous, i told nat to wait at the back door, and went for a quick pee first (bathroom set next to back door, kitchen opposite direction).
flushed the bog, and the went through the kitchen, opened the door....
and proceeded to find my little bro sat there in his tighty whities, with a huge grin on his face, and a visable stegger poking in said whities.
i couldnt help but ask what he was doing
"watching topgear" he replied (even though he had forgotton to swtich off the jazz tape still in the tape player ) needless to say i grabbed my keys from the table, and proceeded to the back door asap.
i was crying with laughter all down the street, and it was never mentioned again.
anyways, twigging on straight away that my then 13 year old bro maybe felt amourous, i told nat to wait at the back door, and went for a quick pee first (bathroom set next to back door, kitchen opposite direction).
flushed the bog, and the went through the kitchen, opened the door....
and proceeded to find my little bro sat there in his tighty whities, with a huge grin on his face, and a visable stegger poking in said whities.
i couldnt help but ask what he was doing
"watching topgear" he replied (even though he had forgotton to swtich off the jazz tape still in the tape player
) needless to say i grabbed my keys from the table, and proceeded to the back door asap.i was crying with laughter all down the street, and it was never mentioned again.
31 July 2007, 07:49 AM
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I am sure that makes sense to somebody!!
Someone I know who shall remain nameless had a new bed installed by John Lewis. There was a problem with it and the JL blokes (you know very traditional with their little brown coats) came back to fix it. She let them in and offered to make them a cup of tea.
She then went upstairs to find them on their hands and knees adjusting the bed as requested...
...and one of them very carefully, with a bright red face, trying not to kneel on the big pink vibrator lying on the floor next to the bed
Someone I know who shall remain nameless had a new bed installed by John Lewis. There was a problem with it and the JL blokes (you know very traditional with their little brown coats) came back to fix it. She let them in and offered to make them a cup of tea.
She then went upstairs to find them on their hands and knees adjusting the bed as requested...
...and one of them very carefully, with a bright red face, trying not to kneel on the big pink vibrator lying on the floor next to the bed
31 July 2007, 09:02 AM
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Not exactly ****............but
On 11th April 1990 my dad married wife No. 3
3rd wife had daughter from previous marriage who was to herself be married in 3 months
So,the weekend after the wedding, Dad and his new wife invite me out to their new home to have a meal just before they were due to fly off on Honeymoon the next day.
We are all out for a few drinks in their local village pub after and Daughter (newly acquired step-sister) says she wants to go back home and could I walk her up the road ... hmmmm
Dad and his new wife stay out for a few more
When home, she asks me my favourite colour, disappears upstairs, then comes back downstairs wearing all the gear in that very colour..... lacy gloves, sussies, the lot
So, the new sofa in their new marital home is seeing it's first bit of use......step-sister is on top of me with her back to the living room door
When..............
.....they come home early and catch us at it
My dad's comment still echoes in my head as he tried to usher his wife of one day back out into the hallway....
so you and your new step-sister are getting on well I see
On 11th April 1990 my dad married wife No. 3
3rd wife had daughter from previous marriage who was to herself be married in 3 months
So,the weekend after the wedding, Dad and his new wife invite me out to their new home to have a meal just before they were due to fly off on Honeymoon the next day.
We are all out for a few drinks in their local village pub after and Daughter (newly acquired step-sister) says she wants to go back home and could I walk her up the road ... hmmmm
Dad and his new wife stay out for a few more
When home, she asks me my favourite colour, disappears upstairs, then comes back downstairs wearing all the gear in that very colour..... lacy gloves, sussies, the lot
So, the new sofa in their new marital home is seeing it's first bit of use......step-sister is on top of me with her back to the living room door
When..............
.....they come home early and catch us at it
My dad's comment still echoes in my head as he tried to usher his wife of one day back out into the hallway....
so you and your new step-sister are getting on well I see
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31 July 2007, 09:21 AM
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Not exactly ****............but
On 11th April 1990 my dad married wife No. 3
3rd wife had daughter from previous marriage who was to herself be married in 3 months
So,the weekend after the wedding, Dad and his new wife invite me out to their new home to have a meal just before they were due to fly off on Honeymoon the next day.
We are all out for a few drinks in their local village pub after and Daughter (newly acquired step-sister) says she wants to go back home and could I walk her up the road ... hmmmm
Dad and his new wife stay out for a few more
When home, she asks me my favourite colour, disappears upstairs, then comes back downstairs wearing all the gear in that very colour..... lacy gloves, sussies, the lot
So, the new sofa in their new marital home is seeing it's first bit of use......step-sister is on top of me with her back to the living room door
When..............
.....they come home early and catch us at it
My dad's comment still echoes in my head as he tried to usher his wife of one day back out into the hallway....
so you and your new step-sister are getting on well I see
On 11th April 1990 my dad married wife No. 3
3rd wife had daughter from previous marriage who was to herself be married in 3 months
So,the weekend after the wedding, Dad and his new wife invite me out to their new home to have a meal just before they were due to fly off on Honeymoon the next day.
We are all out for a few drinks in their local village pub after and Daughter (newly acquired step-sister) says she wants to go back home and could I walk her up the road ... hmmmm
Dad and his new wife stay out for a few more
When home, she asks me my favourite colour, disappears upstairs, then comes back downstairs wearing all the gear in that very colour..... lacy gloves, sussies, the lot
So, the new sofa in their new marital home is seeing it's first bit of use......step-sister is on top of me with her back to the living room door
When..............
.....they come home early and catch us at it
My dad's comment still echoes in my head as he tried to usher his wife of one day back out into the hallway....
so you and your new step-sister are getting on well I see
31 July 2007, 09:24 AM
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I promise you it is true.......
Not exactly proud of it and she ended up being a kind of combination nympho/psycho/stalker nut job....so was delighted when she finally got married and moved down South
But hey....passed a bit of time whilst I was single
Not exactly proud of it and she ended up being a kind of combination nympho/psycho/stalker nut job....so was delighted when she finally got married and moved down South
But hey....passed a bit of time whilst I was single
31 July 2007, 01:25 PM
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I still remember being round a girlfriends house, us in her room, her mum downstairs. Liking the risk of being caught we began!!! We kept on most of our clothes and my girlfriend had a fairly long skirt on which she hoisted up and sat on me, half way through we heard he mum come up and pop her head in to see if we fancied a cup of tea. My girlfriend stayed seated and calmly replied yes please mum!
Still to this day I have no idea if her mum knew what we were up to, although she did take some time making the tea, and when she brought it up she knocked before entering!!
Still to this day I have no idea if her mum knew what we were up to, although she did take some time making the tea, and when she brought it up she knocked before entering!!
31 July 2007, 03:55 PM
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an old work colleague was baby sitting while his wife was out with workmates for a meal. (he actually told us this was a friend of his, but it turns out it was him)
anyway, the kids are asleep and he's downstairs and thought he'd kill time watching a chuff movie, and so as not to wake the kids up, had the headphones on.
anyway, to cut a long story short, the meal ended quite early, and his missus decided to invite some colleagues in for a coffee after dropping her off.
anyway, he couldn't hear the door go or the "woo hoo, anyone home " greeting, and was caught perving in his pants by his wife's colleagues who were ushered into the lounge.
still laugh thinking about him now, and the way he told the story!!! quality
anyway, the kids are asleep and he's downstairs and thought he'd kill time watching a chuff movie, and so as not to wake the kids up, had the headphones on.
anyway, to cut a long story short, the meal ended quite early, and his missus decided to invite some colleagues in for a coffee after dropping her off.
anyway, he couldn't hear the door go or the "woo hoo, anyone home " greeting, and was caught perving in his pants by his wife's colleagues who were ushered into the lounge.
still laugh thinking about him now, and the way he told the story!!! quality
31 July 2007, 04:09 PM
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