Diesel

That gag might work if she was going on a STAG night mate

douglasb

A colleague's 3 year old was in the back of his car one day as they approached traffic lights. Suddenly from the left, a woman decides she's going to turn right and cuts across the fron of Ken. The lights change to red, she stops and Ken has to slam on the brakes so he doesn't rear-end her. An exasperated voice fron the back of the car goes, "Awwwwww! JEEEEEEZus Christ!"

gtijames

my daughter hollie whos 8 woke us up to tell us that we cant use her trousers as a bookmark the other night,i asked what she was on about,didnt get an answer she was fast asleep.
she talks in her sleep most nights,just like her dad.

legb4rsk

a friend of mine was driving through a dodgey area of London one evening, some time ago,to his house with his 11 year old son in the car.
They stop at some lights and his son notices 3 'young ladies' in various states of undress,lots of clevage,very short skirts,high-heel boots etc, standing near the road.
So, being 11 & wanting to show his Dad what a lad he was he gives a low wolf whistle under his breath & says 'Cor Dad,look at them ,they're nice'.
His Dad knows what he is looking at as he has seen them himself & thinks, well I suppose he is at that age where he will start to be interested in such things and ponders as to wether it would be better to educate his son about the so-called 'nice girls'.
He decides to tell him that they are actually ladies of the night,called prostitutes who only go with men if they are paid money.
His son shrugs & says 'oh,ok' ,seemingly suddenly disinsterested,as only an 11 year old can & says no more about it.

Some days later the son is in the car with his Mum and
they pass the same spot where the ladies are plying their trade.
The son says 'Mum,you see those girls over there?'
'Ummm.....Yes' says the Mum somewhat apprehensive about what is coming next.

'Well,Dad knows them'.