What is "man-flu"?
11 September 2007, 02:00 PM
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11 September 2007, 02:06 PM
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11 September 2007, 02:09 PM
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How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask me?
One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask me?
11 September 2007, 07:12 PM
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I've got the serious strain of man-flu 
Snotty nose, sneezing, coughing, the works. It's a very stressful time. 
I'm doing my best though, plodding on at work, none of this time off sick lark for me.
I'm currently trying hard to drink the man-flu into submission Think it's working too 
Snotty nose, sneezing, coughing, the works. It's a very stressful time. I'm doing my best though, plodding on at work, none of this time off sick lark for me.
I'm currently trying hard to drink the man-flu into submission
Think it's working too
11 September 2007, 08:02 PM
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A real coke on monitor moment. NOw having been made to explain myself to the entire office, all the girlies there hate me!
11 September 2007, 10:03 PM
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To be perfectly honest and fair to women, I'm not surprised this phrase has stuck and is widely used, judging by some of the nancy boys this country has and continues to produce.
Men are a dying breed, fast.
Men are a dying breed, fast.
11 September 2007, 10:07 PM
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11 September 2007, 10:30 PM
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12 September 2007, 03:22 PM
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I'm suffering severely atm, that's why I'm at home, sat here at deaths door, and not at work spreading disease! I forgot to tell anyone I'd left but it's all for the future good health of my work colleagues
12 September 2007, 06:47 PM
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18 October 2007, 04:17 PM
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18 October 2007, 08:00 PM
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I had a cold last week, which was instantly branded man flu by the Mrs. She's got it now and is "the worst cold I've ever had" and "I don't know how you managed to go to work feeling like this".
Women get on with it? My ****.
Women get on with it? My ****.