fast bloke

Andrew - I thought that starting the post by suggesting that you **** in your neighbours garden would indicate that it was supposed to be funny . Obviously not Next time I will use more smileys

The Zohan

FB
I cannot believe that you would condone cr@pping in a neighbours garden. This is completely out of order. If i caught a neighbour doing this i would hunt them down (probably not a long job being they are just next door) and kill their pets


If you can't beat 'em....

Lifes too short.

Paul

fast bloke

PAUL
You may not have noticed the smileys in that post . Here are some more .

Seriously - crapping in your neighbours garden is a good idea. You help the enviroment by saving water, and it benefits your neighbour, who doesn't need to buy fertilizer, so can spend his hard earned on new shoes every time he ventures out

Sith

Does this all mean we can all go and eat ***** for lunch. Raw *****, nothing else hits the spot. Some you don't even have to shave the fur off before hand.

P.

SPEN555

Ah but Fast Bloke,

What if you've had a curry the night before or something the night before which in effect turns your dump into battery acid. You may end up destroying the neighbours prize flowerbed.

I used a smiley as it's the only one I know. When is this bulletin board going to bring back the smilies legend?

Damian.

fast bloke

: )
; )
: rolleyes:
: mad: [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
: confused:
: eek:
: D
: p
: (

Leave out the space after the first : or ;

fast bloke

Test you dump for acidity before distributing. More acidic ones should be kept for fast growing evergreens, cos they prefer acidic soil

andrew6321

oh dear, this thread should have ended on page 3.....

FB - I probably over-reacted (along with most of the other contributors on this thread.... )

a

mik

Crypt,

Just get a baseball cap. Or a wooly hat. Bonnets are kinda out-dated.

Cats are notoriously vain, and reel when decried as fashion victims.....so they'll stay well away from either of the above options.

Or try sleeping on your bonnet yourself, leaving no rom for said feline.

BarryK

And the seaside crabs?

cryptwalk

ROTFLMAO@you lot Thats better we all friends??

Now all shake hands and promise to be good.

CatsAreCrap

Can I be friends?

dsmith

Did we establish if cruelty to cockroachs was acceptable ?

Personally dont think the wet sponge is going to do too much with them

fast bloke

Depends how big the sponge is and how much water it holds. I wonder if you shat (is the the passive form of ****?) on a cockroach would that be regarded as being cruel?

broom5

here you will find a solution to your cat troubles,
you need to sit back, take a deep breath and relax.
all you really need to do, is take offending moggy back to owner,
by using this little device



ps. dont take this seriously

[Edited by broom5 - 1/9/2002 7:24:53 PM]

[Edited by broom5 - 1/9/2002 7:29:25 PM]

dsmith

Suggest you add some more winky smileys before the lynch mob arrives

Des O'Corner

NBW

Cats are lovely, take my boy Smithy, only last Sunday he was sat under the open bonnet admiring my boxer while I filled the washer bottle.

He's even convinced me that having that cat in the downpipe is cruel, so I'm having it removed, just for him.

Haven't got a picture, so here's the other one, Flossy:



[Edited by NBW - 1/9/2002 6:43:00 PM]

ssubaru

Hi everyone
just checked scoobynet after 2 days seen i had 84 emails on subject hope everbody has cooled down, i have but nice to see so many animal lovers after the stick i got for defending cats agree with most people, water ,electronic devices and of course good old des will work but you forgot his mate max
ssubaru
ps carry on giving the scoobs big stick not like these evo guys that are frightend to get their paint dirty

fast bloke

Are you sure that wasn't 82 mails? This is the 84th reply

p.s Don't let the muppets know you have the mail notifier turned on

CatsAreCrap

Diablo,

That's a thumbs up from me.

fast bloke

Diablo - If you had closed the thread I would have came round your house and did bad stuff cos I am big. You lucky lucky boy

CatsAreCrap

Yeah Diablo,

and I would come round and crap in your garden.

Steve3drRS

I live at the end of a cul-de-sac, theres this stupid slag that lives at the entrance with the thickest cat ever. Every time it hears a car it runs into the road thinking its its owner, so as u can guess a nearly kill it every day.

Its a v. thin road n i never do more than 20mph down it but as my zorst i loud n it hasa dumpvalve the slag thinks im doing 240mph, shes shouted slow down at me a few times (i shout "fucck off im doing 10mph" back), once she stood in front of my car n proceded to have a go at me thinking at as she was with her boyf id shiit out. wrong. i said exactly what i thought of her and her cat. she goes to her boys "u gonna let him speak to me like that" i gave him a loada mouth b4 he even hada chance to talk n basically tried startin a fight, they both **** out n went indoors.

Week later thay hada go at my brother for the same thing, the bloke lightly kicked my brothers car (no damage) n threatened to smash it up, my brother knocked him clean out in 1 punch!

They never say anything anymore now they realise they not even remotley scary.

BEST OF ALL- I saw the woman nearly run over her own cat the other day as it ran out in front of her (and she WAS going too fast).

Diablo

LOL...

Fast Bloke, youd have to take that up with my dog first (Which is why we have no cat problems And yeah, she'd kick your but

Cats are Crap - That I'd love to see 'cos I don't have one

Paul, yeah, I'd heard about your obsession with sticking things up bloke's ar$es

Anyway, U B Careful boys, remember I can edit your posts...LOL...

D



[Edited by diablo - 1/10/2002 3:42:06 PM]

CatsAreCrap

Diablo,

Failing the garden I usually resort to the letterbox, creates a lot of steam though!

cryptwalk

Failing that diablo cats would do it on your bonnet, which would really do you head in causing you to start another thread which in turn would cause 90 replys half comming from paul threatening to beat everyone up.

Diablo

Yeah, try that and she'd bite your ar$e too

D

humbug

Steve3drrs

This thread got out of hand.

I see that in my absence my recipe for "Supreme of Flaked Tuna and macerated Cork, lightly drizzled in Oil" was deleted

Never mind - it will be included in the next edition of Nigella Lawsons' "How to be a Domestic Cattess" , for all those that missed it


It seems that from reading your story, and the horrifying, nasty threats made on this thread, that cat lovers are indeed a violent menace to civilised society

Perhaps they spend so much time watching their cats playing with the corpses of garden song birds and mice they have killed that they think it's OK to try it on humans.

For example, Mr. Habgood is a Moderator who could benefit by moderating his own angry and violent urges.

Peace and goodwill unto all.

Diablo

"Peace and goodwill unto all"

Does that include cats?....

D