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Andrew - I thought that starting the post by suggesting that you **** in your neighbours garden would indicate that it was supposed to be funny . Obviously not Next time I will use more smileys
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I cannot believe that you would condone cr@pping in a neighbours garden. This is completely out of order. If i caught a neighbour doing this i would hunt them down (probably not a long job being they are just next door) and kill their pets
If you can't beat 'em....
Lifes too short.
Paul
I cannot believe that you would condone cr@pping in a neighbours garden. This is completely out of order. If i caught a neighbour doing this i would hunt them down (probably not a long job being they are just next door) and kill their pets
If you can't beat 'em....
Lifes too short.
Paul
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PAUL
You may not have noticed the smileys in that post . Here are some more .
Seriously - crapping in your neighbours garden is a good idea. You help the enviroment by saving water, and it benefits your neighbour, who doesn't need to buy fertilizer, so can spend his hard earned on new shoes every time he ventures out
You may not have noticed the smileys in that post . Here are some more .
Seriously - crapping in your neighbours garden is a good idea. You help the enviroment by saving water, and it benefits your neighbour, who doesn't need to buy fertilizer, so can spend his hard earned on new shoes every time he ventures out
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Ah but Fast Bloke,
What if you've had a curry the night before or something the night before which in effect turns your dump into battery acid. You may end up destroying the neighbours prize flowerbed.
I used a smiley as it's the only one I know. When is this bulletin board going to bring back the smilies legend?
Damian.
What if you've had a curry the night before or something the night before which in effect turns your dump into battery acid. You may end up destroying the neighbours prize flowerbed.
I used a smiley as it's the only one I know. When is this bulletin board going to bring back the smilies legend?
Damian.
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Crypt,
Just get a baseball cap. Or a wooly hat. Bonnets are kinda out-dated.
Cats are notoriously vain, and reel when decried as fashion victims.....so they'll stay well away from either of the above options.
Or try sleeping on your bonnet yourself, leaving no rom for said feline.
Just get a baseball cap. Or a wooly hat. Bonnets are kinda out-dated.
Cats are notoriously vain, and reel when decried as fashion victims.....so they'll stay well away from either of the above options.
Or try sleeping on your bonnet yourself, leaving no rom for said feline.
#75
here you will find a solution to your cat troubles,
you need to sit back, take a deep breath and relax.
all you really need to do, is take offending moggy back to owner,
by using this little device
ps. dont take this seriously
[Edited by broom5 - 1/9/2002 7:24:53 PM]
[Edited by broom5 - 1/9/2002 7:29:25 PM]
you need to sit back, take a deep breath and relax.
all you really need to do, is take offending moggy back to owner,
by using this little device
ps. dont take this seriously
[Edited by broom5 - 1/9/2002 7:24:53 PM]
[Edited by broom5 - 1/9/2002 7:29:25 PM]
#78
Cats are lovely, take my boy Smithy, only last Sunday he was sat under the open bonnet admiring my boxer while I filled the washer bottle.
He's even convinced me that having that cat in the downpipe is cruel, so I'm having it removed, just for him.
Haven't got a picture, so here's the other one, Flossy:
[Edited by NBW - 1/9/2002 6:43:00 PM]
He's even convinced me that having that cat in the downpipe is cruel, so I'm having it removed, just for him.
Haven't got a picture, so here's the other one, Flossy:
[Edited by NBW - 1/9/2002 6:43:00 PM]
#79
Hi everyone
just checked scoobynet after 2 days seen i had 84 emails on subject hope everbody has cooled down, i have but nice to see so many animal lovers after the stick i got for defending cats agree with most people, water ,electronic devices and of course good old des will work but you forgot his mate max
ssubaru
ps carry on giving the scoobs big stick not like these evo guys that are frightend to get their paint dirty
just checked scoobynet after 2 days seen i had 84 emails on subject hope everbody has cooled down, i have but nice to see so many animal lovers after the stick i got for defending cats agree with most people, water ,electronic devices and of course good old des will work but you forgot his mate max
ssubaru
ps carry on giving the scoobs big stick not like these evo guys that are frightend to get their paint dirty
#84
I live at the end of a cul-de-sac, theres this stupid slag that lives at the entrance with the thickest cat ever. Every time it hears a car it runs into the road thinking its its owner, so as u can guess a nearly kill it every day.
Its a v. thin road n i never do more than 20mph down it but as my zorst i loud n it hasa dumpvalve the slag thinks im doing 240mph, shes shouted slow down at me a few times (i shout "fucck off im doing 10mph" back), once she stood in front of my car n proceded to have a go at me thinking at as she was with her boyf id shiit out. wrong. i said exactly what i thought of her and her cat. she goes to her boys "u gonna let him speak to me like that" i gave him a loada mouth b4 he even hada chance to talk n basically tried startin a fight, they both **** out n went indoors.
Week later thay hada go at my brother for the same thing, the bloke lightly kicked my brothers car (no damage) n threatened to smash it up, my brother knocked him clean out in 1 punch!
They never say anything anymore now they realise they not even remotley scary.
BEST OF ALL- I saw the woman nearly run over her own cat the other day as it ran out in front of her (and she WAS going too fast).
Its a v. thin road n i never do more than 20mph down it but as my zorst i loud n it hasa dumpvalve the slag thinks im doing 240mph, shes shouted slow down at me a few times (i shout "fucck off im doing 10mph" back), once she stood in front of my car n proceded to have a go at me thinking at as she was with her boyf id shiit out. wrong. i said exactly what i thought of her and her cat. she goes to her boys "u gonna let him speak to me like that" i gave him a loada mouth b4 he even hada chance to talk n basically tried startin a fight, they both **** out n went indoors.
Week later thay hada go at my brother for the same thing, the bloke lightly kicked my brothers car (no damage) n threatened to smash it up, my brother knocked him clean out in 1 punch!
They never say anything anymore now they realise they not even remotley scary.
BEST OF ALL- I saw the woman nearly run over her own cat the other day as it ran out in front of her (and she WAS going too fast).
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LOL...
Fast Bloke, youd have to take that up with my dog first (Which is why we have no cat problems And yeah, she'd kick your but
Cats are Crap - That I'd love to see 'cos I don't have one
Paul, yeah, I'd heard about your obsession with sticking things up bloke's ar$es
Anyway, U B Careful boys, remember I can edit your posts...LOL...
D
[Edited by diablo - 1/10/2002 3:42:06 PM]
Fast Bloke, youd have to take that up with my dog first (Which is why we have no cat problems And yeah, she'd kick your but
Cats are Crap - That I'd love to see 'cos I don't have one
Paul, yeah, I'd heard about your obsession with sticking things up bloke's ar$es
Anyway, U B Careful boys, remember I can edit your posts...LOL...
D
[Edited by diablo - 1/10/2002 3:42:06 PM]
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Failing that diablo cats would do it on your bonnet, which would really do you head in causing you to start another thread which in turn would cause 90 replys half comming from paul threatening to beat everyone up.
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This thread got out of hand.
I see that in my absence my recipe for "Supreme of Flaked Tuna and macerated Cork, lightly drizzled in Oil" was deleted
Never mind - it will be included in the next edition of Nigella Lawsons' "How to be a Domestic Cattess" , for all those that missed it
It seems that from reading your story, and the horrifying, nasty threats made on this thread, that cat lovers are indeed a violent menace to civilised society
Perhaps they spend so much time watching their cats playing with the corpses of garden song birds and mice they have killed that they think it's OK to try it on humans.
For example, Mr. Habgood is a Moderator who could benefit by moderating his own angry and violent urges.
Peace and goodwill unto all.
This thread got out of hand.
I see that in my absence my recipe for "Supreme of Flaked Tuna and macerated Cork, lightly drizzled in Oil" was deleted
Never mind - it will be included in the next edition of Nigella Lawsons' "How to be a Domestic Cattess" , for all those that missed it
It seems that from reading your story, and the horrifying, nasty threats made on this thread, that cat lovers are indeed a violent menace to civilised society
Perhaps they spend so much time watching their cats playing with the corpses of garden song birds and mice they have killed that they think it's OK to try it on humans.
For example, Mr. Habgood is a Moderator who could benefit by moderating his own angry and violent urges.
Peace and goodwill unto all.