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Old 24 September 2007, 05:05 PM
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"jobless mother of 7"

total keeper. She'll have a huge mortgage free house and tons of benefit cash (even if it doesn't look like any of it is spent washing)

5t.
Old 24 September 2007, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul3446
Q. How do you know when your sister's having her period?
A. Your dad's **** tastes funny!

Old 24 September 2007, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by fivetide
"jobless mother of 7"

total keeper. She'll have a huge mortgage free house and tons of benefit cash (even if it doesn't look like any of it is spent washing)

5t.
I know someone exactly like that!! Off topic I know (sorry)

Didnt like the sh*thole they lived in so moved to a nice area of town and now the council pay her rent.

Doesnt work because she is registered disabled (total bollox) which also entitles her to a car (FOC) and she now moans that the council will only give her £500 toward her rent......only??

So she gets a rent free house in a nice area, no council tax to pay and benefits for herself and her 3 kids!!

Who are the idiots??
Old 24 September 2007, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by falkster
Doesnt work because she is registered disabled (total bollox) which also entitles her to a car (FOC)
Get a video of her wandering about the garden or something and send it to the DWP. They like that kind of thing!

5t.
Old 24 September 2007, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Dave, you're going to hell for that!
He certainly is - he nicked that joke from me on another thread !!
Old 24 September 2007, 06:57 PM
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No he bl00dy well didnt!
Old 24 September 2007, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Rannoch
Maybe he's a tradesman?

Just a thought
Er, I don't get it...
Old 24 September 2007, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Jerome
Er, I don't get it...
Something to do with the "back door!"
Old 24 September 2007, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by m1cks
Something to do with the "back door!"
Oh FFS! LOL. Can't believe I didn't get that!
Old 24 September 2007, 07:23 PM
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That is ancient news. What were you searching on to unearth that?
Old 24 September 2007, 07:29 PM
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Why am I hearing "Duelling Banjo's" and the pretty mouth thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 24 September 2007, 07:56 PM
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WRONG
Old 24 September 2007, 08:05 PM
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I think he got the MILF thing a bit wrong.
Old 24 September 2007, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
I think he got the MILF thing a bit wrong.
LMFAO
Old 24 September 2007, 08:30 PM
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I think maybe they got the story back to front, surely he had the panic attack afterwards ?
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Old 24 September 2007, 09:11 PM
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I heard he me her when out on the Oedi-pull.
Old 24 September 2007, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Spyd
Imagine he got his mum pregnant....
....again
Old 25 September 2007, 09:06 AM
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What a vile tale of a chavscum family and the morales and values. Living in realtive comfort andf living of the backs of decent working people.

Her disabilty did not stop he son from ******* her then!

The children should be taken into care and away from this fcukpig of a mother. She is not fit to bring up children!
Old 25 September 2007, 09:20 AM
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come on guys .... he was drunk and she is pretty fit
Old 25 September 2007, 09:57 AM
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Gets better

Press Complaints Commission >> Adjudicated Complaints
Old 25 September 2007, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluie
So she ***** her son and get paid by a magazine for the story as there are people who want to read all abour her ******* her son - unbelieveable.
Old 25 September 2007, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
What a vile tale of a chavscum family and the morales and values. Living in realtive comfort andf living of the backs of decent working people.

Her disabilty did not stop he son from ******* her then!

The children should be taken into care and away from this fcukpig of a mother. She is not fit to bring up children!

Stop sitting on the fence and just say what you think...
Old 25 September 2007, 11:17 AM
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'one thing led to another'
Old 25 September 2007, 11:24 AM
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It will get worse as time goes by!

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Old 25 September 2007, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
It will get worse as time goes by!

Les
What, do you mean dads in for a portion as well ?
Old 25 September 2007, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
What, do you mean dads in for a portion as well ?

I do doubt that the fcukpig in qiestion knows who the father is, best she will manage is to narrow it down to a sunday league footie team or a particular street.
Old 25 September 2007, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
I do doubt that the fcukpig in qiestion knows who the father is, best she will manage is to narrow it down to a sunday league footie team or a particular street.
To be fair, I think you would be hard pressed to find 11 men that would be willing to go up that.
Old 25 September 2007, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
What, do you mean dads in for a portion as well ?
Hardly!

Les
Old 25 September 2007, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
To be fair, I think you would be hard pressed to find 11 men that would be willing to go up that.
Well at least 7 have so far, perhaps she is the looker of their village.

Now that is a real unpleasant though for the afternoon!
Old 25 September 2007, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Well at least 7 have so far, perhaps she is the looker of their village.

Now that is a real unpleasant though for the afternoon!
Are all the kids from different fathers?


And are we sure that none of the fathers are infact her own children?


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