Cos this is SPARTAAA...! innit...!
02 October 2007, 04:46 PM
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*Perves*
I've just dropped a bottle of wine....
..... don't know why I'm laughing it's everywhere Disturbia... is now added to the list
02 October 2007, 04:47 PM
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300 is a brilliant film!! shows what 300 rock hard *******s can achieve!!! put them against maximus and his army, and spartan will kick ***!!!! i have just bought that death proof, and aint watched it yet. whats it about and is it any good?? tarantino tends to be a good with films..
02 October 2007, 04:49 PM
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Those Spartans are just lucky there were no cage fighting millionaire scoobynetters back in the day... 
They wouldn't have stood a chance
They wouldn't have stood a chance
02 October 2007, 05:31 PM
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03 October 2007, 08:08 AM
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Watched it.....
Well the first 20 minutes were dull... Spartan children were similar to cahvvy council estate ones... born to fight
Then enter 300 men, that happen to go for a walk towards a Persian pikey army of 1 million strong.... just for some serious 'cocking about'....
Great fight scenes as they repel wave after wave of Northern types (freaks)... whose bodies they use to build a nice wall as well
Then for some reason Gollum leads some Persian pikey's through a short cut and kill all the Spartans.... which REALLY upsets the rest of Sparta...
End scene *Braveheart* with Spartans
8/10 - Don't watch it with a female... as they will get confused, then bored... then spoil your watching of it by constantly 'tutting' and reading a TV mag...
Well the first 20 minutes were dull... Spartan children were similar to cahvvy council estate ones... born to fight
Then enter 300 men, that happen to go for a walk towards a Persian pikey army of 1 million strong.... just for some serious 'cocking about'....
Great fight scenes as they repel wave after wave of Northern types (freaks)... whose bodies they use to build a nice wall as well
Then for some reason Gollum leads some Persian pikey's through a short cut and kill all the Spartans.... which REALLY upsets the rest of Sparta...
End scene *Braveheart* with Spartans
8/10 - Don't watch it with a female... as they will get confused, then bored... then spoil your watching of it by constantly 'tutting' and reading a TV mag...
03 October 2007, 08:10 AM
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03 October 2007, 08:13 AM
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I thought it was good - it is a bit far fethched, but then the 'true' story its based on is as well.
If you like Gladiator, you should like it ( its not as good story wise, but the fight scenes that make up most of the film are better ).
If you like Gladiator, you should like it ( its not as good story wise, but the fight scenes that make up most of the film are better ).
03 October 2007, 08:14 AM
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More fool you
This weekend I am off to see my woman, armed with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and True Romance. Time to educate her in the ways of comedy and violence.
03 October 2007, 08:16 AM
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Obviously all the ironing, washing, cleaning and cooking were completed for the evening and you let her join you in watching the film?
More fool you
This weekend I am off to see my woman, armed with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and True Romance. Time to educate her in the ways of comedy and violence.
More fool you
This weekend I am off to see my woman, armed with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and True Romance. Time to educate her in the ways of comedy and violence.
I won't be making that mistake again
03 October 2007, 08:31 AM
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03 October 2007, 08:53 AM
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03 October 2007, 09:05 AM
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Obviously all the ironing, washing, cleaning and cooking were completed for the evening and you let her join you in watching the film?
More fool you
This weekend I am off to see my woman, armed with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and True Romance. Time to educate her in the ways of comedy and violence.
More fool you
This weekend I am off to see my woman, armed with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and True Romance. Time to educate her in the ways of comedy and violence.
Glad you enjoyed your film
03 October 2007, 09:07 AM
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LMAO classy. Saying that the young lady I have started to see is a fan of Tarentino. I text her last night saying I thought Deathproof was boring until the end which made it maybe worth a watch. Woke up this morning to a text message off her, if I didnt know it was her I would have put money on it being Barry Norman with a full opinion on that, and a comparison to Pulp Fiction, Resi Dogs, Jackie Brown etc etc
Glad you enjoyed your film
Glad you enjoyed your film
03 October 2007, 09:10 AM
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See I think you almost have to watch this film with a girl. Basically, its oiled up half naked men fighting each other (a bit like wrestling), only far, far gayer. And the main bad guy, come on. He's like a genetic mixture of Larry Grayson, Dale Winton and Frank Bruno.
If my old mum, bless her, decided to visit in the middle of me watching this film, I am sure she would become convinced that I harboured a secret about watching gay ****.
No, the only way to watch this is with a girl.
If my old mum, bless her, decided to visit in the middle of me watching this film, I am sure she would become convinced that I harboured a secret about watching gay ****.
No, the only way to watch this is with a girl.
03 October 2007, 09:13 AM
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LMAO classy. Saying that the young lady I have started to see is a fan of Tarentino. I text her last night saying I thought Deathproof was boring until the end which made it maybe worth a watch. Woke up this morning to a text message off her, if I didnt know it was her I would have put money on it being Barry Norman with a full opinion on that, and a comparison to Pulp Fiction, Resi Dogs, Jackie Brown etc etc
Glad you enjoyed your film
Glad you enjoyed your film
So what are you saying??.... some 'bird' is doing a better review of films than ME
From Dusk Till Dawn....
Bank robbery..... killings.... road trip.... THEN "TITTY TWISTER"
Lots of vampire ****, blood, limbs, cigars, pool cues, beer, table legs, sex machines **** revolver then.......
A fine example of making anti-vampire weapons out of household sh1te
Followed by LOTS of blood, death, vampire killing...... then... sunlight + disco ball = dead vampires.....
Finally the immortal words: "I may be a b*st*rd, but I'm not a fecking b*st*rd."
The end
03 October 2007, 09:20 AM
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So what are you saying??.... some 'bird' is doing a better review of films than ME
From Dusk Till Dawn....
Bank robbery..... killings.... road trip.... THEN "TITTY TWISTER"
Lots of vampire ****, blood, limbs, cigars, pool cues, beer, table legs, sex machines **** revolver then.......
A fine example of making anti-vampire weapons out of household sh1te
Followed by LOTS of blood, death, vampire killing...... then... sunlight + disco ball = dead vampires.....
Finally the immortal words: "I may be a b*st*rd, but I'm not a fecking b*st*rd."
The end
From Dusk Till Dawn....
Bank robbery..... killings.... road trip.... THEN "TITTY TWISTER"
Lots of vampire ****, blood, limbs, cigars, pool cues, beer, table legs, sex machines **** revolver then.......
A fine example of making anti-vampire weapons out of household sh1te
Followed by LOTS of blood, death, vampire killing...... then... sunlight + disco ball = dead vampires.....
Finally the immortal words: "I may be a b*st*rd, but I'm not a fecking b*st*rd."
The end
Any excuse
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03 October 2007, 09:55 AM
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