Stuff men can do that women can't
03 October 2007, 12:19 PM
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Women can't:
Accumulate bellybutton fluff
Make a decent gun noise
Get rid of spiders by themselves
Write their name in snow
Bask in the glory of an impressive fart
Men can't:
See dust
Have babies
Ask for directions
Accumulate bellybutton fluff
Make a decent gun noise
Get rid of spiders by themselves
Write their name in snow
Bask in the glory of an impressive fart
Men can't:
See dust
Have babies
Ask for directions
Amsterdam, what a place
03 October 2007, 02:18 PM
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Men can leave dirty kaks on the floor for weeks on end
Are able to get ready to go out in a few minutes
Can get away with being bald
Can grow facial hair (although some munters can to this too!)
Can parallel park
Can operate a hammer and a screw driver
Programme a video recorder
Can setup a home cinema system and "optimize" speaker layout and placement
However, some men find it diffucult to:
Operate a washing machine
Operate a vacuum cleaner
Understand the symbols on washing label
Aren't able to pass wind without sniggering
Empathise
Can't help putting their foot in their mouth at inappropriate situations
Are able to get ready to go out in a few minutes
Can get away with being bald
Can grow facial hair (although some munters can to this too!)
Can parallel park
Can operate a hammer and a screw driver
Programme a video recorder
Can setup a home cinema system and "optimize" speaker layout and placement
However, some men find it diffucult to:
Operate a washing machine
Operate a vacuum cleaner
Understand the symbols on washing label
Aren't able to pass wind without sniggering
Empathise
Can't help putting their foot in their mouth at inappropriate situations
03 October 2007, 03:14 PM
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03 October 2007, 05:55 PM
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Its not just the incessant talking through a film, its the constant talking until the first actor speaks too, enabling you to not get in the mood of the film
incapable of cleaning fish tanks
cant give a straight answer when yes or no will suffice
never tell you what they really want
NEVER forget
no longer laugh at your farting antics, especially when you 'throw' them in their face
dont understand farting and belching on the unborn baby
incapable of cleaning fish tanks
cant give a straight answer when yes or no will suffice
never tell you what they really want
NEVER forget
no longer laugh at your farting antics, especially when you 'throw' them in their face
dont understand farting and belching on the unborn baby
03 October 2007, 06:21 PM
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03 October 2007, 09:23 PM
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