Kicked in the nuts V's Giving birth
05 October 2007, 02:12 PM
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Its somewhere around 22 years ago now.
But I can remember at school a needling match clearly went wrong when the ****** kicked me in the ***** one lunchtime.
I was walking back to school eating my chips too and the ***** struck - down I went sick, chips everywhere.
He wanted to fight, I didn't and just continued on trying to survive, on full view like a broken toilet.
But later on in woodwork some 2 hours later I remember feeling better and seeked my revenge.
I grabbed a handfull of sawdust, walked beside the bollox and chucked it right in his eyes.
This was great, he then turned facing me, immediately bent over a bit rubbing his eyes frantically.
I lined him up and WACK - hit him the biggest boot in the ***** he'll have ever had.
I then stood on and watched him squirm on the floor nursing his man bag.
Revenge was delivered.
I still remember that as clear as day that feeling nearly 23 years ago.
Shaun
But I can remember at school a needling match clearly went wrong when the ****** kicked me in the ***** one lunchtime.
I was walking back to school eating my chips too and the ***** struck - down I went sick, chips everywhere.
He wanted to fight, I didn't and just continued on trying to survive, on full view like a broken toilet.
But later on in woodwork some 2 hours later I remember feeling better and seeked my revenge.
I grabbed a handfull of sawdust, walked beside the bollox and chucked it right in his eyes.
This was great, he then turned facing me, immediately bent over a bit rubbing his eyes frantically.
I lined him up and WACK - hit him the biggest boot in the ***** he'll have ever had.
I then stood on and watched him squirm on the floor nursing his man bag.
Revenge was delivered.
I still remember that as clear as day that feeling nearly 23 years ago.
Shaun
05 October 2007, 02:55 PM
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Its somewhere around 22 years ago now.
But I can remember at school a needling match clearly went wrong when the ****** kicked me in the ***** one lunchtime.
I was walking back to school eating my chips too and the ***** struck - down I went sick, chips everywhere.
He wanted to fight, I didn't and just continued on trying to survive, on full view like a broken toilet.
But later on in woodwork some 2 hours later I remember feeling better and seeked my revenge.
I grabbed a handfull of sawdust, walked beside the bollox and chucked it right in his eyes.
This was great, he then turned facing me, immediately bent over a bit rubbing his eyes frantically.
I lined him up and WACK - hit him the biggest boot in the ***** he'll have ever had.
I then stood on and watched him squirm on the floor nursing his man bag.
Revenge was delivered.
I still remember that as clear as day that feeling nearly 23 years ago.
Shaun
But I can remember at school a needling match clearly went wrong when the ****** kicked me in the ***** one lunchtime.
I was walking back to school eating my chips too and the ***** struck - down I went sick, chips everywhere.
He wanted to fight, I didn't and just continued on trying to survive, on full view like a broken toilet.
But later on in woodwork some 2 hours later I remember feeling better and seeked my revenge.
I grabbed a handfull of sawdust, walked beside the bollox and chucked it right in his eyes.
This was great, he then turned facing me, immediately bent over a bit rubbing his eyes frantically.
I lined him up and WACK - hit him the biggest boot in the ***** he'll have ever had.
I then stood on and watched him squirm on the floor nursing his man bag.
Revenge was delivered.
I still remember that as clear as day that feeling nearly 23 years ago.
Shaun
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05 October 2007, 03:10 PM
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I've had a knee to the jewels as a youngster.... just remember everything going fuzzy, grabbing the sack... eye's rolling together, before falling backwards while mumbling what sounded like some ancient tongue....
Still sends shivers through me today!!
Childbirth, yeah.... Whatever
Still sends shivers through me today!!
Childbirth, yeah.... Whatever
05 October 2007, 04:06 PM
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05 October 2007, 04:10 PM
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Whilst I do sympathise with women having to give birth I do have limits.... my wife recently gave birth at home (we are living in Holland) and whilst she did moan a little bit it was not as loud as I thought it would be..... hence the debate..... for years I have been rattling on about how being kicked in the nuts will be far more excruciating than giving birth and this just strengthened my point! 
Women.... toughen up!
Women.... toughen up!
no, no, no you see its not really compariable. getting kicked in the nuts isnt a natural occurance, whereas giving birth is. also a kick in the nuts can cause hernias, cancer, all sorts of freaky sh*t, and giving birth, well doesnt, in my knowledge.
also, a kick in the nuts is the only thing that would make me chin any bird. its the one are they should never go, really winds me up, even if the guy deservs it. tell you what, if a lass cheats on a bloke, lets kick her in the overies and see if she likes it.
rant over, but it bothers me as the poor buggers have no protection
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05 October 2007, 04:20 PM
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There is no greater proof that there is either no god or if there is then it's a woman.
No male could design a creature with it's plums on the outside in a thin bag of elbow skin! If he did then he's one sick puppy
No male could design a creature with it's plums on the outside in a thin bag of elbow skin! If he did then he's one sick puppy
05 October 2007, 04:21 PM
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05 October 2007, 04:30 PM
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I gave birth to my daughter 13 years ago, and if someone said to me, here is a million quid, go do it again. I would rather stick pins in my eyes.
It makes me shudder, even to this day
05 October 2007, 04:54 PM
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sorry, but if i saw somebody go after my G/F `s ****** (
) with a pair of scissors i doubt i could ever go back for a visit 
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