^OPM^

have to be careful doing this as when it begins to grow back and girlf is in same position ,then when u have sex it can be like peeling apart velcro

Lee247

Boys and their toys

shifting

every time i go to the toilet the waters always cold.....

Trout

iTrader: (1)

I am hung like a horse...


...a Shetland pony foal

dpb

SOOOOOOO big -according ta the missus

davyboy

I've a tattoo of that Welsh railway station on my ****.










Rhyl.

pslewis

2" Hard or Soft ............ thats actually all you need - as anything over 2" isn't felt.

It's girth that matters and fat blokes have fat *******

dpb

LOL - Pete , you should try this out on a female one day

stringostar

well being from gods own county (thats yorkshire for those of you way down there in the south), god looked favourably on us lads from here, and gave us big massive vaginas to try and fill thats why yorkshire men out weigh the ladies, 3-1!!

Lee247

Thats the definition of frustration, Pete, two fat bellies and a short ****

simonbb1328

Naked World Records
this was a yorkshire man too!

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

Naked World Records

LMAO

pslewis

There are several different positions available to you

MK5

Lee247

Is your belly fat

Mines not

Tam the bam

Rubbish, I bet you have a big round belly which covers your face when you do a head stand

*Runs away*

boxst

From that site ... and I thought the Japanese ones were small



Steve

corradoboy

^ Do I spy camel toe

gonieno

mines 4 inches
















thats pretty wide eh

Janspeed

iTrader: (1)

Comedy gold as usual, courtesy of SNET!

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

I dont think that post will be here by morning

chocolate_o_brian

iTrader: (22)

im one of the wierdo's who decided to get a 4mm thick 27mm diameter ring in the end of his member. without sounding to boast, it really does the trick. nothing to do with size, but it hits the right spot on most women ive slept with. ranging from a 36 year old mother to a 17 year old virgin.

make of it what you please, but sex is rather phenominal for me too

MikeCardiff

iTrader: (2)

Reminds me of the joke about the bloke on his wedding night. First time his wife has seen him naked as they had been saving themselves for the big night.

He whips it out, and its about 2" long on wood - the wife looks shocked and says 'who do you think you are going to satisfy with that ?'

The bloke grins and says.....











'ME!'

But seriously, if a women ever complains about your size, all you need to do is say 'I'm not small love, its just that you've got a fanny like a bucket'


p.s. would like to point out that the size of my genitals is irrelevant as I'm married, so its tough for her ;0)

pslewis

Now, that's a difficult one ........ you see, my belly is not fat - if taken as a scale of the rest of me - which certainly is!!

You have not lived until you have had sex with a fat man ..............

MK5

i can't think of anything more disgusting :vomitsmilie:

Drunken Bungle Whore

As they say Pete - "It's not the size of the nail that matters, it's the hammer you drive it home with" - you just keep telling yourself that......

(Of course in this case "they" are all sad, desperate, lonely individuals incapable of pulling a real man. )

Ghetto Dude3

i`m 6" but i have 17.5 stone to bash it in with

girl-in-a-scoob

Oh and can the person that keeps sending me emails asking me if I would like to enlarge my manhood .... please....

the clue is in the name.... GIRL - in - a - scoob

[Davey]

Interesting subject! And you can tell how controversial it is by the fact the post has been rated 'un-wanted'.. Probably by people with rather small ***** too, no doubt

I think men get far to worked up by the size of their old-chap, its the same with women and breasts though I suppose, even girls with a gorgeous rack get anxious about their appearance, size or if one is higher than the other etc. etc... I'm no 9" **** star but do I care? Course not! My purpled veined custard chucker works perfectly and I've not had any complaints.

There was a documentary on recently presented and produced by a guy who has a famously small **** (a mirco ***** if you will).. He was trying to get blokes to talk about their *****, was quite interesting to see how much blokes get freaked out by **** talk.. Contrary to popular belief talking about **** doesn't make you gay!

[Davey]

Also what is interesting is blokes with larger than average penises when flacid tend to not have such a large difference between the size when flacid and errect, they also tend to not get as hard... That famous **** star, cant remember his name but he was an ugly **** and he had an 11" ****.. He couldnt actually get it 'completely proud' though, what a curse lol!!