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Old 08 October 2007, 11:45 AM
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I can't imagine what made you think you would get an honest answer on this thread!

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Old 08 October 2007, 11:54 AM
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I once went to see a lady of the night and see said bloody hell thats a big one!
Old 08 October 2007, 11:55 AM
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This thread is a waste of internets. It is, quite literally, ***** waving. At least most of the time it's disguised with the sixze of our turbos
Old 08 October 2007, 12:01 PM
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I've had a few names over the years.... pink mamba was the one I like the most.
Though my best mate says my **** name should be little big man!

Its about 7 1/4 long and 5 1/2 round though the heads even bigger.......

Unfortunately some girls can't take it as I do like to slam it in!!!
Old 08 October 2007, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by [Davey]
Also what is interesting is blokes with larger than average penises when flacid tend to not have such a large difference between the size when flacid and errect, they also tend to not get as hard... That famous **** star, cant remember his name but he was an ugly **** and he had an 11" ****.. He couldnt actually get it 'completely proud' though, what a curse lol!!
That is what these are for apparently:



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Old 08 October 2007, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
This thread is a waste of internets. It is, quite literally, ***** waving. At least most of the time it's disguised with the sixze of our turbos
Yes a waste of Internets ! All of them
Old 08 October 2007, 04:26 PM
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Good to see who actually contributes!
Old 08 October 2007, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by [Davey]
Also what is interesting is blokes with larger than average penises when flacid tend to not have such a large difference between the size when flacid and errect, they also tend to not get as hard... That famous **** star, cant remember his name but he was an ugly **** and he had an 11" ****.. He couldnt actually get it 'completely proud' though, what a curse lol!!

i believe you are referring to ron jeramy?

Old 08 October 2007, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Yes a waste of Internets ! All of them
You didn't get it, then.
Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
i believe you are referring to ron jeramy?
Nah, Ron Jeremy is 8.5 inches at best. And I don't think he has much of a problem getting it up.

There was a documentary not so long ago about the guy Davey is talking about.
Old 08 October 2007, 05:46 PM
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#69 - Do you mean John Holmes ( ?? ) - 70's **** star with a big tache - think he may have died from Aids caught on the job in the end.
Old 08 October 2007, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
You didn't get it, then.


Nah, Ron Jeremy is 8.5 inches at best. And I don't think he has much of a problem getting it up.

There was a documentary not so long ago about the guy Davey is talking about.
Do explain then
Old 08 October 2007, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Do explain then
As above, John Holmes: John Holmes (actor) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Old 08 October 2007, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
No not that.. the bit he said I didnt get about the Internets ??
Old 08 October 2007, 06:39 PM
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Lol at this thread
Old 08 October 2007, 06:42 PM
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Come on people vote my first post as a thumbs up.. its clearly not unwanted !
Old 08 October 2007, 08:20 PM
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^ I've noticed that with some of these **** stars you see...it's not a boner per-se, more like rigor mortis has set in. They must have a soft inch in the middle

My grandad told me he always had touble with women as he had a **** the size of a 3 year old













2' 3"
Old 08 October 2007, 08:25 PM
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I have a small **** but a 11 month old boy and a happy smiling wife so it cant be all that bad !!!!! Remember its not how hard you bowl the ball, its the quality of the delivery......
Old 08 October 2007, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by druddle
I have a small **** but a 11 month old boy and a happy smiling wife so it cant be all that bad !!!!! Remember its not how hard you bowl the ball, its the quality of the delivery......
Is his bigger than yours then ?

Well admitted, that takes *****......
Old 08 October 2007, 09:41 PM
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A mate of mine told me of a guy he knew who was 'blessed', but it always ended up a curse. Every girl he met wanted to try it, but every girl he dated for any length of time went completely off sex due to the pain. The one who didn't eventually ended up seeing a gyno due to the battering he was giving her. The same tale was told recently on a prog on C4 or C5, with very few women who'd experienced a massive one coping with it for long. Like most things in life probably, we all want to try the biggest, fastest, most exciting, but living with that day-to-day can kill the dream. We'd all love to drive an F1 car or a WRC car, but driving it to w*rk every day would become tiresome as backache and other fatigue kicked in. Learn to be good with what you have I say
Old 08 October 2007, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
A mate of mine told me of a guy he knew who was 'blessed', but it always ended up a curse. Every girl he met wanted to try it, but every girl he dated for any length of time went completely off sex due to the pain. The one who didn't eventually ended up seeing a gyno due to the battering he was giving her. The same tale was told recently on a prog on C4 or C5, with very few women who'd experienced a massive one coping with it for long. Like most things in life probably, we all want to try the biggest, fastest, most exciting, but living with that day-to-day can kill the dream. We'd all love to drive an F1 car or a WRC car, but driving it to w*rk every day would become tiresome as backache and other fatigue kicked in. Learn to be good with what you have I say


You sound like a man speaking from experience. Not of the blessed variety I hasten to add.
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
A mate of mine told me of a guy he knew who was 'blessed', but it always ended up a curse. Every girl he met wanted to try it, but every girl he dated for any length of time went completely off sex due to the pain. The one who didn't eventually ended up seeing a gyno due to the battering he was giving her. The same tale was told recently on a prog on C4 or C5, with very few women who'd experienced a massive one coping with it for long. Like most things in life probably, we all want to try the biggest, fastest, most exciting, but living with that day-to-day can kill the dream. We'd all love to drive an F1 car or a WRC car, but driving it to w*rk every day would become tiresome as backache and other fatigue kicked in. Learn to be good with what you have I say
Good excuse!
Old 08 October 2007, 09:53 PM
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Fiat Sietchento's are where it's at
Old 08 October 2007, 10:53 PM
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Never measured mine, but I can confirm that I have a 2 foot tongue!!
Old 08 October 2007, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Simon 69
According to the WHO the average size for white European males is 5 1/4" erect.
If that is girth then I guess I'm average.
Old 09 October 2007, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ChrisGrant
I once went to see a lady of the night and see said bloody hell thats a big one!
Didn't it occur to you that they are trained to say that to a punter?

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Old 09 October 2007, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Didn't it occur to you that they are trained to say that to a punter?

Les
First day of their apprenticeship !!
Old 09 October 2007, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Is his bigger than yours then ?

Well admitted, that takes *****......
[TEAM AMERICA MODE]Hmmm I like *****</TEAM AMERICA MODE]

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top thread guys i would say im average....4" is average right? once had a new player join our footy team, we were all gettin changed this dude dropped his strides to put his jock strap on and out it dropped like a babbies arm! felt insecure ever since
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I am average, or would be if I were a race horse.....
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Not been on here for a while, or indeed posted for a while but I'm finding myself strangely turned on by reading this thread

Keep it up, so to speak


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