Blonde or brunette?
11 October 2007, 04:37 PM
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I dont know whether I am coming or going
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A blonde and a brunette fall off a cliff at the same time . Who hits the ground first???
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The brunette ... The blonde would have to ask for directions
Sorry .
11 October 2007, 09:05 PM
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Don't forget your coat!
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A blonde and a brunette fall off a cliff at the same time . Who hits the ground first???
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The brunette ... The blonde would have to ask for directions
Sorry .
11 October 2007, 09:24 PM
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11 October 2007, 09:29 PM
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You have a point there, I worked withe theeee most stunning redhead recently, wow she had such fantastic legs, even my lesbian colleague wanted to muff her
11 October 2007, 09:46 PM
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Just watched The Real Hustle. When that chick is a blond I would crawl naked for a mile over broken glass just to w4nk on her shadow. When she goes brunette I would probably have to kick her out of bed for farting. What do yas all reckon chaps?
p.s. Works do this evening so firgove the typos
LOL!
You have a way with words sir!
And yes, agreed
11 October 2007, 09:49 PM
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but they smell of wee
11 October 2007, 09:52 PM
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but they smell of wee
But their kinky bitches usually
11 October 2007, 09:55 PM
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lol i had a jess **** the other morning
SNAP !!
11 October 2007, 10:38 PM
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I saw Jessica in a club only a few weeks ago. She was with Micah Richards...lucky git!
She is even better in the flesh!
11 October 2007, 11:24 PM
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Is this question for both sexes???
If so, I like Blonde and Dark, but
to Ginger
12 October 2007, 12:13 AM
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Is this question for both sexes???
If so, I like Blonde and Dark, but
to Ginger
does that answer your question
12 October 2007, 12:20 AM
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does that answer your question
Stick it up your bum, sideways, and I hope it hurts
12 October 2007, 12:26 AM
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Stick it up your bum, sideways, and I hope it hurts
asian girls are sideways yes
13 October 2007, 12:23 PM
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but they smell of wee
All ****** smell if the owners do not douche after having a ****.
Its all about personal hygiene.
14 October 2007, 07:02 PM
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Stick it up your bum, sideways, and I hope it hurts
You tell him
I prefer shaved head men
14 October 2007, 07:11 PM
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14 October 2007, 07:16 PM
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He will have to join the queue down the path
14 October 2007, 07:27 PM
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He will have to join the queue down the path
up the council path ???
14 October 2007, 08:20 PM
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14 October 2007, 08:51 PM
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i would give my left ******** to have one night of drunken sex with her!!!
14 October 2007, 11:40 PM
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i would give my left ******** to have one night of drunken sex with her!!!
Would you not try for sober sex if it is costing you a nut?
14 October 2007, 11:41 PM
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Is this question for both sexes???
If you want to get it on with Jess don't let me slow you down!!
(Can I watch for a fiver?)
14 October 2007, 11:45 PM
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If you want to get it on with Jess don't let me slow you down!!
(Can I watch for a fiver?)
Sorry, I much prefer the male of the species, far more interesting
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me like baldy men
, so it dont matter what colour hair
14 October 2007, 11:49 PM
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Sorry, I much prefer the male of the species, far more interesting
twenty notes wouldn't get you thinking about it?
No?
What about one billion pounds?
Now we have established that you have a price we just need to work out what it is