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21 October 2007, 12:35 PM
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Oh god, I recall a young persons' show in the 80s where advice was given on chatting, pulling. Unnnn-fortunately, the entire nation seemed to be watching it.
A mate who's a walking *****-magnet tried the lines out in a nightclub. I think every girl must have heard the same ones about 10K times. Some of them looked like they wanted to punch him - LOL.
Also, unfortunately, I recall some Viz comics and videos.
"Hey pet, d'ya like chicken?" "yeah?" "Well suck on my c*ck, it's foul".
etc. etc. etc.
A mate who's a walking *****-magnet tried the lines out in a nightclub. I think every girl must have heard the same ones about 10K times. Some of them looked like they wanted to punch him - LOL.
Also, unfortunately, I recall some Viz comics and videos.
"Hey pet, d'ya like chicken?" "yeah?" "Well suck on my c*ck, it's foul".
etc. etc. etc.
21 October 2007, 07:02 PM
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When I was at University there was a guy who would walk up to girls dancing in the Union disco and simply say do you fancy a ****.
About one in five slapped him, three ignored him and one would say yes and he was sorted. And he was by by no means a looker, something like a cross between the ginger prince and Leo Sayer!
About one in five slapped him, three ignored him and one would say yes and he was sorted. And he was by by no means a looker, something like a cross between the ginger prince and Leo Sayer!
21 October 2007, 08:58 PM
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Mate of mine was in a pub, and a girl came over to him, and said -
"You smell nice. What've you got on?"
"I've got a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it"......
Dan
"You smell nice. What've you got on?"
"I've got a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it"......
Dan
Think being yourself and being a half decent conversationalist might get you alot further myself
21 October 2007, 09:02 PM
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Him: Excuse me, can I ask where you do your clothes shopping?
Her: Why?
Him: Because I just wanted to know how to look as good as you do.
It would have worked aswell if I hadn't burst out laughing when my mate did stood across the stairs
Her: Why?
Him: Because I just wanted to know how to look as good as you do.
It would have worked aswell if I hadn't burst out laughing when my mate did stood across the stairs
22 October 2007, 12:33 AM
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22 October 2007, 02:40 AM
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