Airwolf69

My missus always claims to drive my car sedately but she shopped herself good and proper the other day. She came in and said there was something wrong with the car, the engine cut out on her for a second. I asked what gear she was in and she said third. So she had red lined it in third, thats got to be 90+ in my car, sedately my foot

martyrobertsdj

iTrader: (1)

My ex-Mrs has a 1.0 Micra and thrashes the **** off it everywhere she goes (you have to though)......she breaks every speed limit on every journey, but has never ever been done for speeding.....bitch!!

She once got flashed by a speed camera, but it obviously never had any film in it.

She used to drive my Impreza Wagon and she tended to drive it a bit like the Micra....she just never realised how fast she was actually going.

She hasn't driven my new Scoob, and with a bit of luck, she won't need to!!

All that said, she is a pretty good driver............................for a woman!!!
**puts on flame suit**

rossyboy

iTrader: (8)

Mine demanded a faster car than her 172 clio if we were going to change it. She now has a DC5 Type R and has 7 points to my 0. Enough said.

Oh and she is also in her forties

Gangle

Oh, yes..... I call her the STIG!

donnas roo

It's mine, and i drive much faster than the hubby, but i will admit i let him have a blast in my car once a month if he's been a good boy

hmmyip

Well said Donna lol,

That bugeye STi, is OURS, i get told off if I call it mine

Jonny

The Trooper 1815

iTrader: (31)

Yep. But she seems to get better MPG though?

SetoN

Yes!

However she's not insured on the scooby as i have seen the way she drives her 1.1 206. She seems to think everyone should drive @ 40mph in a 30mph zone, and when they dont, she gets right up their ar$e, that close that im actualy now sat in their back seat! So i proceed to putting one hand over the hand break and one hand over my ar$e hole knowingly full well that the 80 yrs old lady in the rover metro in front is as unpredictable as farting after a curry night! so its not to my suprise then when the car infront brakes suddly to make a left turn! im screaming brake, my g/f hits the horn first and not the fecking brakes, then begins to yell abuse at the old lady, and then at me for telling her to brake. Every time i get out the car i thank god for keeping me alive.