I had a college mate who drove round in a hearse. He made a sign for back window reading "Keep Death Off The Road".

Also like window sticker I saw -

"For Fox Sake Stop Hunting"

DL

 

On the back of a Porsche

'My other car's a Porsche'

On the back of a Roller

'Actually I do own the road'

 

Any sticker that refers to "rozzers" always makes me smile

 

Billy in answer to your question he had 2 ZXR 750's with the little ditty on the reg and yes I think 1 was in the Benton race colors and the Nova you pointed out with the **** hot on it I have seen around Cheadle and at the Cheadle Royal pub when the Nova club meet there on the 3rd Sunday of every month. It looks like a Max Power convention and it's always good for a laugh.

Darren.

 

How about dirty cars?

I saw a car on the way back from the fleet meet that was absolutely filthy with the words fingered down the door,

"I wish my woman was this dirty"

 

On the back of my workmates Nova (with a boot!)

MAX FLOWER

Bought for him by his 18 year old son many years ago

 

On the tinted back window of a lowered nova. - "Hang back Bro' I'm hooking up the Rizla"

In Green, down the side of a white XR3i again, with tinted windows,in Hull. "Bengali Rude Boy" along with a lot of Bangalese(?) writing I couldn't understand.

 

On an RB5 in Chesterfield last week

THE PIE MAN

...errr?
(..are you here?)

 

I used to have the High Lander saying

'I'd rather burn out than just fade away '

on my rear wheel drive megapower for the 80's Opel Manta, a true burnout car.

350Bhp, rear wheel drive, nothing I'v owned before or since smoked tyres like that thing.

On the mirrored Move Over stickers, several numpties around Crystal palace used to have them, Paul Warren you still alive ??

 

My friend suggested on for my car. I got it made up on a labelling machine, but didn't have the bottle to stick it to the number plate!

"Injection is good, but I'd rather be blown"

Perfect for our cars!!!

 

Hi,

I'm new to this board and own an Escort RS Turbo. I am not here to start any banter, or anything like that. I am a car enthusiast and like ALL cars especially turbo ones!! by the way, back to the writing at the bottom of the no. plate, my mates got "Kiss my RS" on his Sapphire Cossie. But unfortunately this is not the case as it's only got 224bhp and my 195bhp Escort beats it

Paul

 

On a mates Cosworth which he Hillclimbed....

"You can sleep in ya car ~ but you can't race your house"

 

On my mate's van, a modified Texaco child safety sticker - 'Children should be hurt and not seen'

Also 'keep death off the roads - drive on the pavements'

He's quite nice really

 

Saw a small Toyota several years ago I think it was a starlet looked a bit souped up Max Powerish and on the rear No Plate it had BABY SUBARU So I just had to pass him. I wonder if he's got one yet.

 

hmm, been thinking bout a tagline for the beast.

Current thinking is to go with 'It's a SUBARU!' as the beast is debadged and quite a few people ask what the hell it is.

Other things could include:

* Yes it is quite loud, isn't it!
* WARNING! Channel Tunnel ahead!
* Beware of the Black Beast
*

 

I'm very tempted to go with
"I brake for tailgaters"
but I don't think any of them would be bright enough to get the message.

Martin.

 

A couple of years ago I saw a brand new M3 Coupe with the number plate tag that read "Catch Me If You Can COPPER!!!!".

I can't think of many worst things you could put on your plate to **** the constabulary off can you?

Stu H, have you seen anything like this?

Matt.

 

Cossie with "move over I want to play" written accross the front bumper. Backwards as well so you can read it in your mirror.(where a cossie should be)

 

My friend has a sticker on the back of his car


Be nice to Vegetables eat a Vegatarian Today !

 

"My tyres are knackered...and my knackers are tired"

ah, the nostalgia

DazV

 

Freind of mine had a clapped out old mk3 Escort with, "Choke On My Smoke!"
Fingered on the back of another mates van "IF YOU THINK MY VANS DIRTY CHECK OUT THE DRIVER"

 

Mutant_matt - did you see the comment I posted earlier, I'd seen that on a XR3i or similar in Newquay a few years back.. wonder how often he got stopped!

His one for puff and wagon boys

"Don't bother knockin' if this wagons rockin'!"

 

back of the bike...
'single seater porsche eater'
always made me smile!

 

On my friend's totally caned Escort Van -

"Don't laugh, your daughter may be in the back!"

Plus, he did have a mattress in the back!

 

LOL @ Mossman

 

saw a photo of a guy riding a motorbike and on the back of his tshirt it said "If you can read this the bitch has fallen off"

 

Have to admit to having an XR2i in my younger days on which my number plate note read

"NO, I don't know any better."


And on a Castle Tuned escort cossie once saw

"Peace through superior horsepower"


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I had to laugh at an ad I saw when the Audi
RS2 turbo station wagon came out. Picture
the Audi sitting next to a log cabin at the
top of a mountain. The text of the ad read
'My other cars a Porsche, but today I was
in a hurry'.

 

My mum's mate at work owns a Ferrari 308 GTS. He was thinking of getting a sticker saying "My other car is a Mk 1 Fiesta.

 

"boot it, it's the pigs!"
"joyrider"
"come and have a go if you think you're fast enough"
"no muf 2 tuf"
"2 fast 2 handle"
"f*ck work let's party"
"confirmed road rager"
"built in Germany refined in Wales"
"smart ****"
"eat sh*t and die copper!"

blah blah blah

oh yeah, "!REVO EVOM" on the front of a nova sr, the t!t hadn't realised the letters needed to be reversed too!!!

Owain McRae.

oh, and "MAD KAW DISEASE" on a ZX9R, which was cool i suppose...