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Old 25 November 2007, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by NACRO
Top grade, semi car related entertainment. It might have precious little to do with Top Gear as people remember it but tonights show was spot on.

Anyone 40 or less who didn't ever want a Sprint doesn't have oil and petrol coursing through their veins.

Funny all the way through and if I can be bothered to hook my laptop upto a projector and a satellite TV feed it must be quality 'cos I don't bother for much else.
Old 26 November 2007, 02:22 AM
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I guess we all know its fixed to make it more entertaining but i thought one of 2nites fixes was too obvious and kinda spoilt the whole illusion.

Did anyone else see hammond getting dripped on by broken eggs BEFORE he'd even set off on the bumpy road?
Old 26 November 2007, 02:45 AM
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And did Clarksons doors really just fall off
Old 26 November 2007, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
And did Clarksons doors really just fall off

Exactly. Too staged for my liking which is why I shutdown during the farting about.
Jenny Saunders part was good!
Old 26 November 2007, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Boro
Did anyone else see hammond getting dripped on by broken eggs BEFORE he'd even set off on the bumpy road?
Yes, it's a fix - as always, but it's entertaining though, which is why we watch it.

It's no longer a true car show as it was in the 80's, who can remember when Jezza started on TG? I didn't like him at all, thought he was a bit of an ***. Now I know he's an ***, but I'd vote for him to be PM (what does that say about our government?)

Old 26 November 2007, 08:30 AM
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Hilarious!

Awesome entertainment as per a previous post I got mildly excited when I saw the dolly sprint, I remember a mate of mine bought one, we were all trundling around in our mk2 escorts and he turned up in one of those and back then it seemed bloody fast!

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Old 26 November 2007, 09:00 AM
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its a great laugh, stop taking the show seriously!

oh, and my old man had a Princess with a brown vinyl roof
Old 26 November 2007, 09:17 AM
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i enjoyed it, its a strange one , i watched it expecting not to enjoy it, and then you do.


i thought the door falling off was quite funny. and the inner skin staying where it was.
Old 26 November 2007, 11:01 AM
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I find TG good all round entertianment, mit is one of the few shows that will get a laugh out me (only other shows being Earl, QI & Buzzcocks) and i look forward to it on a Sunday evening, Me ans Mrs Paul make a point of watching it.

I do not mind that it is not all techy look at the oily bits and play top trumps with the numbers, it makes up for it in many other ways.

I love the chemistry between the three of them and i rate it as bl**dy good and head and shoulders obove 99% of the complete and utter dross on!
Old 26 November 2007, 11:07 AM
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Last night's episode was class, I was in fits.
Old 26 November 2007, 11:08 AM
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Wife and I were in stitches several times.

Splendid show,
Old 26 November 2007, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
Maybe a Montego
Did you mean a Monty No Go!

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Old 26 November 2007, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Did you mean a Monty No Go!

Les

whilst we are at it, Let's not forget the Rustin All-aggro
Old 26 November 2007, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by NACRO
Anyone 40 or less who didn't ever want a Sprint doesn't have oil and petrol coursing through their veins.
Very true

I remember the leader of our Boys Brigade group having one of these and we would fight like cats to get a ride in this rather than a maxi. To a ten year old the overdrive switch was the coolest thing on the planet..
Old 26 November 2007, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
Maybe a Montego

Hay don't knock Montego's, my parents had 2 of them (First 1 got nicked for ram raiding!!!)

Saying that they laso had 2 Maxi's as well, damn things were tanks!
Old 26 November 2007, 11:59 AM
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What about the MG Metro Turbo and the MG Montego was great in till going into a corner or you needed to stop
Old 26 November 2007, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Simon C
Hay don't knock Montego's, my parents had 2 of them (First 1 got nicked for ram raiding!!!)

Saying that they laso had 2 Maxi's as well, damn things were tanks!
My sis drove 'big red' montego 'state 3/4 way round europe for several years on end untill it finally croaked

Maxi landcrab ,right
Old 26 November 2007, 02:53 PM
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OOh! I had a Maxi 1750HL. Bloody lovely motor. Tons of room and a boot the size of Luxembourg. Beauty to drive with luxury motoring suspension. And if you were on a long trip a got a bit tired the seats turned into a perfectly fitted double bed (apart from the handbreak and gear stick).

I also had an Allegro. The scariest car I have ever driven. The only thing that worked was the drivers side window winder. So at least I was able to shout for help as I passed other cars unable to stop. The last time I drove it I was turning right through a set of lights when the front off side wheel collapsed under the car. A brown pants moment.
Old 26 November 2007, 03:03 PM
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Don't knock Allegros - I had three!!
Old 26 November 2007, 03:09 PM
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i remember my mates old maestro and montego,first car was a 1.6 MG replica,never forget the day he got his first mg maestro,thought it was the business,it was till he got a puncture and there was nowhere solid to put the jack under.
Old 26 November 2007, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Best Yet
My thoughts exactly. Brilliant light entertainment
Old 26 November 2007, 03:28 PM
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It's like jumpers for goalposts in here with you lot reminising (sp)

Class, genuinly laugh out loud program amd my God wasn't that DBS a stunner
Old 26 November 2007, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by skoobidude
Exactly. Too staged for my liking which is why I shutdown during the farting about.
Jenny Saunders part was good!
Yeah, I noted the door pins missing on the hinges. Now even if they did snap (from rust) The door catch would still hold the other side of the door in place

(thus the old comedy TV gag of someone opening a car door an it falling off; the hinge pins are removed so only the latch holds the door on, when the door is opened, it falls off.).

Other than that, another entertaining episode.
Old 26 November 2007, 03:42 PM
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i wouldnt go looking to much into it, how many thinks arent stage on telly?
Old 26 November 2007, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by j4ckos mate
i wouldnt go looking to much into it, how many thinks arent stage on telly?

I know. Just that one was far too obvious.

The "remove the door pins" gag is as old as broadcast TV itself.

I also refuse to belive a Dolly Sprint is slower than a Datsun 120y. Either that car was sick or needed a good old fashioned tune-up
Old 26 November 2007, 04:04 PM
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The Stig was driving and Hammond did have major engine dramas all the time.
Old 26 November 2007, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ChrisGrant
What about the MG Metro Turbo and the MG Montego was great in till going into a corner or you needed to stop
The MG Montego had a great chassis, look at the number of Maestro that were/are raced, better than a MK1 Golf.

I had a Montego GTI and that was a really chuckable old lump, nice torquey engine, just a bit rust prone.
Old 26 November 2007, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by j4ckos mate
i wouldnt go looking to much into it, how many thinks arent stage on telly?

Yes, I learnt last week that Eastenders isnt a documentary, dont tell the missus though.
Old 26 November 2007, 06:36 PM
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Its not so much of a seriouse car show anymore, but very entertainingy. My misses called me sad cos i said

" I bet thats the 3.5 v8 SD1" only to be repeated by jezza... Then "did you know that was the first production car to have 16valves" only to be repeated seconds later by hammond...

She then pointed out that both cars were older than me, how did i know such stuff.. heheheh

<proper petrol head>
Old 26 November 2007, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by satancom
" I bet thats the 3.5 v8 SD1" only to be repeated by jezza... <proper petrol head>
I did that too I do it all the time with cars on the show. Before they quote the stats I say them first. Cool and sad!

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