Arse Biscuit and Penis
12 December 2007, 12:43 AM
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Loved this from the DJ website
"... One area of concern was the injectors, so it was decided to replace these. Unfortunately BMW in their infinite corporate wisdom had deemed that these would have to be removed using a special tool. Naturally we didn’t have this special tool, but we had the next best thing - Del! He came up with the genius idea of removing the fuel rail and bolts and then simply cranking the engine over until the pressure in the cylinder released the injector from its seat. This worked better than anyone could have hoped . . . and the series of 6 dents in the bonnet shows we were wise to have closed it!"
Corking . . . or should that be UNcorking!!
"... One area of concern was the injectors, so it was decided to replace these. Unfortunately BMW in their infinite corporate wisdom had deemed that these would have to be removed using a special tool. Naturally we didn’t have this special tool, but we had the next best thing - Del! He came up with the genius idea of removing the fuel rail and bolts and then simply cranking the engine over until the pressure in the cylinder released the injector from its seat. This worked better than anyone could have hoped . . . and the series of 6 dents in the bonnet shows we were wise to have closed it!"
Corking . . . or should that be UNcorking!!
12 December 2007, 03:19 PM
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Haven't heard **** biscuits for years. A mate texted me 'A duck.' several years ago and I texted back '**** biscuits'. God knows why, I'm sure I've never heard it anywhere else before that.
13 December 2007, 12:09 AM
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Loved this from the DJ website
"... One area of concern was the injectors, so it was decided to replace these. Unfortunately BMW in their infinite corporate wisdom had deemed that these would have to be removed using a special tool. Naturally we didn’t have this special tool, but we had the next best thing - Del! He came up with the genius idea of removing the fuel rail and bolts and then simply cranking the engine over until the pressure in the cylinder released the injector from its seat. This worked better than anyone could have hoped . . . and the series of 6 dents in the bonnet shows we were wise to have closed it!"
Corking . . . or should that be UNcorking!!
"... One area of concern was the injectors, so it was decided to replace these. Unfortunately BMW in their infinite corporate wisdom had deemed that these would have to be removed using a special tool. Naturally we didn’t have this special tool, but we had the next best thing - Del! He came up with the genius idea of removing the fuel rail and bolts and then simply cranking the engine over until the pressure in the cylinder released the injector from its seat. This worked better than anyone could have hoped . . . and the series of 6 dents in the bonnet shows we were wise to have closed it!"
Corking . . . or should that be UNcorking!!
It was like uncorking LOL
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