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Only two and-a-half days a week for the last 18 months...........I'm a Christmas Eve virgin and dreading it ![Frown](images/smilies/frown.gif)
Apparently, two women nearly came to blows over a bag of potatoes last year....ffs!....and this is in a 'quality' supermarket!
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Apparently, two women nearly came to blows over a bag of potatoes last year....ffs!....and this is in a 'quality' supermarket!
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Apparently, they're queueing all along the road before 8.00 am. Why don't they get the veg a few days before? it's fine in the shed!
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Ooooooooohhhhh.........I don't want to go in.......please don't make me....
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Under no circumstances must you ever let anything other than your tools and nuddy mags be kept in the shed. Go back 2000 years for instance. The innkeeper let it happen with his stables, and look what a mammoth **** up that turned out to be! Now we have songs of praise on telly instead of james bond of a sunday evening!
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Bad advice. you let them put the veg in the shed for one day, and it will be a rod for your own back for ever ![Nono](images/smilies/nono.gif)
Under no circumstances must you ever let anything other than your tools and nuddy mags be kept in the shed. Go back 2000 years for instance. The innkeeper let it happen with his stables, and look what a mammoth **** up that turned out to be! Now we have songs of praise on telly instead of james bond of a sunday evening!![Mad](images/smilies/mad.gif)
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Under no circumstances must you ever let anything other than your tools and nuddy mags be kept in the shed. Go back 2000 years for instance. The innkeeper let it happen with his stables, and look what a mammoth **** up that turned out to be! Now we have songs of praise on telly instead of james bond of a sunday evening!
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Bad advice. you let them put the veg in the shed for one day, and it will be a rod for your own back for ever ![Nono](images/smilies/nono.gif)
Under no circumstances must you ever let anything other than your tools and nuddy mags be kept in the shed. Go back 2000 years for instance. The innkeeper let it happen with his stables, and look what a mammoth **** up that turned out to be! Now we have songs of praise on telly instead of james bond of a sunday evening!![Mad](images/smilies/mad.gif)
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Under no circumstances must you ever let anything other than your tools and nuddy mags be kept in the shed. Go back 2000 years for instance. The innkeeper let it happen with his stables, and look what a mammoth **** up that turned out to be! Now we have songs of praise on telly instead of james bond of a sunday evening!
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My Mrs ordered a Turkey from M&S recently and went to pick it up today. She was given a timeslot of between 4 and 5pm. She knew what to expect as she did it last year and urged me to stay home ![Smile](images/smilies/smile.gif)
On her return she told me that the queue was half way around the shop and there was "one" till dedicated to pre-orders![Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)](images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
A guy took receipts from customers in the queue and shouted them up in no order. At one point people at the very front kicked-off as names were being called for people to collect who were further down the queue![Lol1](images/smilies/lol1.gif)
Glad I wasn't there. cheers Jac![Thumb](images/smilies/thumb.gif)
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On her return she told me that the queue was half way around the shop and there was "one" till dedicated to pre-orders
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A guy took receipts from customers in the queue and shouted them up in no order. At one point people at the very front kicked-off as names were being called for people to collect who were further down the queue
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Glad I wasn't there. cheers Jac
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My Mrs ordered a Turkey from M&S recently and went to pick it up today. She was given a timeslot of between 4 and 5pm. She knew what to expect as she did it last year and urged me to stay home ![Smile](images/smilies/smile.gif)
On her return she told me that the queue was half way around the shop and there was "one" till dedicated to pre-orders![Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)](images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
A guy took receipts from customers in the queue and shouted them up in no order. At one point people at the very front kicked-off as names were being called for people to collect who were further down the queue![Lol1](images/smilies/lol1.gif)
Glad I wasn't there. cheers Jac![Thumb](images/smilies/thumb.gif)
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On her return she told me that the queue was half way around the shop and there was "one" till dedicated to pre-orders
![Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)](images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
A guy took receipts from customers in the queue and shouted them up in no order. At one point people at the very front kicked-off as names were being called for people to collect who were further down the queue
![Lol1](images/smilies/lol1.gif)
Glad I wasn't there. cheers Jac
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