A Scoobynet safe joke thread
11 January 2008, 09:42 AM
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Gang Rape? Yeah I thought that was amusing too 
FFS Has someone got a grudge against me or something? Which spinless t\/\/at is infracting me?
FFS Has someone got a grudge against me or something? Which spinless t\/\/at is infracting me?
11 January 2008, 09:44 AM
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11 January 2008, 09:48 AM
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11 January 2008, 09:50 AM
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11 January 2008, 10:06 AM
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An irishman walks into a bar....Oh wait hang on, that's not good; offensive to Irish
Two lesbians are talking about......Oh wait, can't go there either.
Little Johnny says to teacher......That's no good either
A white man, a Black man and an Indian........Eeek, what was I thinking
What do Manchester United and ....... Oh no, can't do that one either, might upset the Chelsea fans!
Two dogs in a bar.......Can't do that either, one of them is a Rottie and it doesn't end well for the poodle!
Knock, knock......who's there, no one; they'e done a runner...bloody kids around here..........that's just not funny
Erm.....hang on, I do know some non-offensive jokes! Just give me a minute
Two lesbians are talking about......Oh wait, can't go there either.
Little Johnny says to teacher......That's no good either
A white man, a Black man and an Indian........Eeek, what was I thinking
What do Manchester United and ....... Oh no, can't do that one either, might upset the Chelsea fans!
Two dogs in a bar.......Can't do that either, one of them is a Rottie and it doesn't end well for the poodle!
Knock, knock......who's there, no one; they'e done a runner...bloody kids around here..........that's just not funny
Erm.....hang on, I do know some non-offensive jokes! Just give me a minute
11 January 2008, 10:09 AM
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11 January 2008, 10:09 AM
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The Harry Potter films are so unrealistic. The flying car and magical powers are believable but a ginger hair kid with two mates!!
11 January 2008, 10:12 AM
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Q. What do Richard Hammond and Elton John have in common?
A. ........
11 January 2008, 10:22 AM
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Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
His wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
11 January 2008, 10:35 AM
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My mate has being feeling really depressed and suicidal recently
so i decided to cheer him up, so i pushed him in front of a steam train.........
HE WAS CHUFFED TO BITS
so i decided to cheer him up, so i pushed him in front of a steam train.........
HE WAS CHUFFED TO BITS