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15 January 2008, 04:07 PM
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15 January 2008, 05:10 PM
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I'm 9 ft 16 and weigh 83 stone of pure muscle and I have a black belt in leather and a brown belt which is sort of material type stuff..... and I can spell experience and stationary without looking it up. How hard am I? :grrrrr:
15 January 2008, 06:06 PM
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I hogged lane 3 today at 60mph:
With an irate Audi driver up my **** wondering why I was slowing down:
There was a Polish car tranporter in lane 2 which was very badly loaded, and top heavy. Which was swaying precariously side to side and looked like it was going to go over. It looked like either a tyre failure or his air-suspension had packed in.
And I wasn't going near it until it had regained stability, and stayed in lane 2 rather than swaying and pitching all over the three lanes. So I held back; as did a car 2 car lengths infront of me in Lane 2 and a truck in lane 1
Meanwhile Irate Audi tries an undertake on me and realises that a) there isn't enough room to do so between cme and the car in lane 2 to perform such a manouver. And b) the said truck was looking like it was about to topple and sheepish drops back again. Well done Mr king of observation.
Of course I gave the Pole a good blast of the horn on passing after he straightened out, to sort out his truck, or only have have a tug whilst staitionary
Then I resumed back to trying to keep the boot shut.
With an irate Audi driver up my **** wondering why I was slowing down:
There was a Polish car tranporter in lane 2 which was very badly loaded, and top heavy. Which was swaying precariously side to side and looked like it was going to go over. It looked like either a tyre failure or his air-suspension had packed in.
And I wasn't going near it until it had regained stability, and stayed in lane 2 rather than swaying and pitching all over the three lanes. So I held back; as did a car 2 car lengths infront of me in Lane 2 and a truck in lane 1
Meanwhile Irate Audi tries an undertake on me and realises that a) there isn't enough room to do so between cme and the car in lane 2 to perform such a manouver. And b) the said truck was looking like it was about to topple and sheepish drops back again. Well done Mr king of observation.
Of course I gave the Pole a good blast of the horn on passing after he straightened out, to sort out his truck, or only have have a tug whilst staitionary
Then I resumed back to trying to keep the boot shut.
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15 January 2008, 07:13 PM
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Watch out the spelling police are out 
I hogged lane 3 today at 60mph:
With an irate Audi driver up my **** wondering why I was slowing down:
There was a Polish car tranporter in lane 2 which was very badly loaded, and top heavy. Which was swaying precariously side to side and looked like it was going to go over. It looked like either a tyre failure or his air-suspension had packed in.
And I wasn't going near it until it had regained stability, and stayed in lane 2 rather than swaying and pitching all over the three lanes. So I held back; as did a car 2 car lengths infront of me in Lane 2 and a truck in lane 1
Meanwhile Irate Audi tries an undertake on me and realises that a) there isn't enough room to do so between cme and the car in lane 2 to perform such a manouver. And b) the said truck was looking like it was about to topple and sheepish drops back again. Well done Mr king of observation.
Of course I gave the Pole a good blast of the horn on passing after he straightened out, to sort out his truck, or only have have a tug whilst staitionary Then I resumed back to trying to keep the boot shut.
With an irate Audi driver up my **** wondering why I was slowing down:
There was a Polish car tranporter in lane 2 which was very badly loaded, and top heavy. Which was swaying precariously side to side and looked like it was going to go over. It looked like either a tyre failure or his air-suspension had packed in.
And I wasn't going near it until it had regained stability, and stayed in lane 2 rather than swaying and pitching all over the three lanes. So I held back; as did a car 2 car lengths infront of me in Lane 2 and a truck in lane 1
Meanwhile Irate Audi tries an undertake on me and realises that a) there isn't enough room to do so between cme and the car in lane 2 to perform such a manouver. And b) the said truck was looking like it was about to topple and sheepish drops back again. Well done Mr king of observation.
Of course I gave the Pole a good blast of the horn on passing after he straightened out, to sort out his truck, or only have have a tug whilst staitionary
Then I resumed back to trying to keep the boot shut. 
thy drv BMW too?
15 January 2008, 07:15 PM
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15 January 2008, 09:17 PM
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Don't know what it is about Beemers.
I've owned a couple and drove like a c*ck.
I then bought the Impreza and I'm Mr Nice Guy again.
Now my wife's bought a Beemer, which I occasionally drive and yes, I drive like a c*ck again.
WTF?
I've owned a couple and drove like a c*ck.
I then bought the Impreza and I'm Mr Nice Guy again.
Now my wife's bought a Beemer, which I occasionally drive and yes, I drive like a c*ck again.
WTF?
15 January 2008, 11:45 PM
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When I had a scoob I drove flat out everywhere regardless of other road users and conditions. When I had bikes I rode flat out everywhere regardless of other road users and conditions. When I had minis I drove flat out everywhere regardless of other road users and conditions. When I had a 1.4 Almera I drove flat out everywhere regardless of other road users and conditions. - Strangely, in a period of three months, I wrote off the last bike, had my first experience of waking up in hospital with a neck collar, turned 30, my eldest kid was born, Scoob was stolen, I got a BMW and I stopped driving everywhere flat out regardless of other road users and conditions.
If we follow Niks train of logic, all people with minis, bikes, scoobs, almera's, no kids and no experience of their own mortality are all a bunch of ******* who drive with their heads up their *****, while BMW drivers are fairly sensible, level headed grown ups, who realise that they aren't immortal and neither are other road users.
p.s. - Nik - I guess from your username that you drive an MY 02 scoob? No wonder the guy was distracted and couldn't drive... you know it isn't fair to other road users to subjest them to such visual terror
16 January 2008, 11:18 AM
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16 January 2008, 07:51 PM
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I got a M3 , when I drove my old one , I drove as fast as I could all the time , sideways everywhere , anyone got in my way , I would flash the lights , maybe give them a little nudge if they didn't see me , and overtake them either on the left or right , god damn I just didn't care
does that me a **** as well
YouTube - in car at Pembrey M3
YouTube - In car Pembrey M3 rally car
YouTube - M3 rally car v 6R4
does that me a **** as well
YouTube - in car at Pembrey M3
YouTube - In car Pembrey M3 rally car
YouTube - M3 rally car v 6R4
18 January 2008, 05:25 PM
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Ian, the way that Escort was holding you up in the BMW racing lane, I'm surprised you didn't give him a little love touch to help him on his way...
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