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Old 16 January 2008, 10:28 AM
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Just think all those "gospels" missing from the bible, especially Mary's. And that dodgey Scottish git who translated a latin bible, that was translated by someone who did a crash course in Hebrew from Hebrew into Latin, in to English.

But some people, like Al Gore followers, are just so gullible.
Old 16 January 2008, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Dear Tom,

I'm sorry, but I just can't take religious council from someone who dumped Nicole Kidman for Katie Holmes.

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Both b*shp*gs!
Old 16 January 2008, 10:33 AM
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Old 16 January 2008, 10:39 AM
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Eeewwww....after TC, or should that be JC?
Old 16 January 2008, 10:48 AM
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Nah TC uses Hubbard's jizz instead of his own
Old 16 January 2008, 11:00 AM
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Who is Hubbard?
Old 16 January 2008, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
Who is Hubbard?
L Ron Hubbard is the Sci Fi writer that started Scientology. He also developed a business model, IIRC called dianetics which was a rather shady way of doing business. The CoS is based upon it's principals in terms of the way it runs things financially. Have a look on Wikipedia for more info.
Old 16 January 2008, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
Who is Hubbard?
Founder of Scientology.

HTH
Old 16 January 2008, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
Who is Hubbard?
He is the founder of Scientology. A Science Fiction writer who decided that religion was a good thing to get into.



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Old 16 January 2008, 11:04 AM
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He looks seriously gay!
Old 16 January 2008, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
Who is Hubbard?
Andrew Morton has recently written an unauthorised biography of Cruise which claims that his daughter was conceived using a frozen sample of Hubbard's man-sauce. Seeing how Cruise's first wife left him because they couldn't have children, and he adopted kids with Nicole Kidman plus the fact that Cruise is now the number one public face of the scientology cult maybe he has tried to create a new messiah. Using second hand fish-yoghurt. Euuuw ...
Old 16 January 2008, 11:24 AM
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seems to be more arrgance than religion
Old 16 January 2008, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by MJW
Andrew Morton has recently written an unauthorised biography of Cruise which claims that his daughter was conceived using a frozen sample of Hubbard's man-sauce. Seeing how Cruise's first wife left him because they couldn't have children, and he adopted kids with Nicole Kidman plus the fact that Cruise is now the number one public face of the scientology cult maybe he has tried to create a new messiah. Using second hand fish-yoghurt. Euuuw ...
I hadn't heard that before, but a quick search: Crazy Days and Nights: Suri Cruise Is L. Ron Hubbard's Baby

It does seem a LITTLE unlikely ...

Steve
Old 16 January 2008, 11:45 AM
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Wonder if Ron's mum was known as old mother Hubbard and if she really DID keep bones in a cupboard....
Old 16 January 2008, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Tiggs
to be fair - billions of people belive in a bloke with a white beard who made the universe in 6 days and now lives on clouds in the sky........so is cruise all that nuts?
Who said anything about a white beard?

Les
Old 16 January 2008, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by boxst
It does seem a LITTLE unlikely ...

Steve
Yeh like a galactic overlord called Xenu detonating atomic bombs in volcanoes !
Old 16 January 2008, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Who said anything about a white beard?

Les
Careful Les, you could get excommunicated for that!
Old 16 January 2008, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Dear Tom,

I'm sorry, but I just can't take religious council from someone who dumped Nicole Kidman for Katie Holmes.

Ns04
Yup, definitely has a screw loose.
Old 16 January 2008, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
He is the founder of Scientology. A Science Fiction writer who decided that religion was a good thing to get into.



Steve

Absolute genious! What better way to promote your science fiction books!?

Anyone seen the program on scientology? Interviewing people like Kirsty Allie and it all goes very pear shaped. Got to be on youtube.
Old 16 January 2008, 02:57 PM
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I wonder if the beckhams, who are new best pal TC will become scientologists
Old 16 January 2008, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
I wonder if the beckhams, who are new best pal TC will become scientologists
Depends how much they need the publicity
Old 16 January 2008, 06:12 PM
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this is a racist thread

mocking a real religion


RTM`d
Old 16 January 2008, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
this is a racist thread

mocking a real religion


RTM`d
Don't worry, Tom CAN help us....and only him!!!
Old 16 January 2008, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
this is a racist thread

mocking a real religion


RTM`d
I don't believe that it is a religion in the UK? Certainly the attempts to have it listed as a charity have failed.

(I know you were joking )

Steve
Old 16 January 2008, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
Eeewwww....after TC, or should that be JC?
And JC is Jeremy Clarkson?
Old 16 January 2008, 08:25 PM
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Agree with most of the replies, BUT do you get the feeling the video has been very cleverly edited to make the TC look as mad as possible? I wonder if the original rushes/recording wih the interviewers questions in produce the same result?
Old 16 January 2008, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by NeilT
Agree with most of the replies, BUT do you get the feeling the video has been very cleverly edited to make the TC look as mad as possible? I wonder if the original rushes/recording wih the interviewers questions in produce the same result?
I think that anybody who has done more than 5 minutes of research in to Scientology and can still speak positively about it is:
a) Deluded
b) Brain washed
c) A crook
d) All of the above
Old 16 January 2008, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
......and what about this bloke who walked on water, did miracle healing....and after that, went on to feed 5000 with a fish, some bread and a bottle of wine.

All religion is a lot of tosh, this one is no different.

Who are you talking about here ?, Tony Blair or George Bush.
Old 16 January 2008, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
He looks seriously gay!

Say it as you see it
Old 16 January 2008, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by NeilT
Agree with most of the replies, BUT do you get the feeling the video has been very cleverly edited to make the TC look as mad as possible? I wonder if the original rushes/recording wih the interviewers questions in produce the same result?
Neil, three words:


Opra Windprey (sp?) interview!

Well, that's four if you include the sp, but you get what I mean.

Ns04

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